Warnings: Reading this will destroy your innocence!!!!!!!
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20 Things the Oompa Loompas should sing about to warn children
1. Lead paint
2. Pedophiles
3. Illegaly downloading songs and movies
4. Tan lines
5. Plumers
6. Running with sissors
7. Radiation from mobiel phones
8. Not putting sunblock on
9. AIDS
10. Rabbies
11. Licking really cold things, like ice
12. Eating too much peanutbutter
13. Balancing your check book
14. Wearing the wrong persciption glasses
15. Hiding peoples medication
16. Sleeping upside down in a sleeping bag
17. Putting plasters over your eyesbrows and ripping them off reaaly fast
18. Sneezing on people
19. Having bad breath
20. Red haired people.
No need to review, I already know its crap. But hey can't blame a girl for trying. Also I am red headed so its okay for me to slag it. YAY!!!!!