A/N: Here's the sequel to Drunk Bella, Dust Bunnies and Jasmettisle's. Um, to the questions asking if I was on any illegal substances while writing the story...? No, I actually wasn't. I just get really hyper. [Though this story is now being edited by a more mature and not so hyper author and being made longer, and maybe being continued seeing as she still seems to be getting favorites and all that stuff. Edit on: 10/16/2010].

It was just another average rainy day in Forks, a few months after the hilarity had ensued when Bella was made drunk by Emmett one night that Edward had left Bella with the Cullen family so he could go hunting. Bella wasn't really informed of what had happened that night, so she was definitely about to get the shock of her life.

"Bella!" Alice calls, "Come here!"

"What is it?" Bella asks, appearing in the living room of the Cullen house hold, "Wait... Alice and Rosalie, why are the two of you holding babies?"

"They're the Jasmettisle and Jedward that you wanted. Those cross breeds that you wanted made of Jasper/Carlisle/Emmett and Jasper and Edward." Rosalie smirks, "Aren't they adorable?"

Bella stares at Alice and Rosalie with a look of utter confusion, probably wondering to herself what the two of them were going on about. There's no way this is possible and she never remembered wanting anything like that.

"It was when you were drunk, Bella." Alice giggles.

"Wait, you actually let me do something that crazy while I was drunk?" Bella asks, in alarm.

"You did kind of threaten to do some strange things if we didn't do what you wanted..." Rosalie trails off, "Like burn us with lighters and gasoline..."

Bella blinked at the snickering Emmett and looked like she wanted to murder him but her being a human kind of stopped that from that happening.

"You just wait until I'm a vampire, Emmett Cullen. You just wait."

"Oh, I'll be waiting." he smiles, cheekily, "Love you, Belly!"

"Yeah, of course you do." Bells grumbles, "So anyways, what exactly are these...babies?"

"Yes, they're babies and they're just cross breeds of Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle and Edward." Alice explains.

Bella thinks about that for a moment, "Wow, that's kind of...gross."

"It was just hair DNA that made them." Rosalie smirks, "Nothing else."

"I suppose that's good then." Bella mumbles, as the two babies giggle cute little baby giggles that basically make all women swoon and go on about how adorable it is.

Carlisle arrives home from work, wondering why his two adopted daughters were holding babies. Actually, he didn't really want to know. Crazy things are always happening in his house hold now.

"What are these two kids doing here?"he asks.

"Well, remember that night that Bella was drunk..." Emmett couldn't help but to snicker a little bit now.

"They didn't really..."

"Oh, yes we did." Alice grins.

"So, what are we going to name them?" Rosalie asks, "We just can't call them Jasmettisle and Jedward. That'd be horrible to them."

"How about Colin and Anthony?" Bella suggests, "I don't know, just random names."

"Works." Rosalie says, "Which is which though?"

"Jasmettisle is Colin, and Jedward is Anthony."

"Perfect!" Alice squeals, just a little bit too loudly and the babies start to cry.

That's when Jasper, Emmett, Edward and Carlisle run away. Clearly this was a bit of an awkward situation for them.

Bella sighs loudly... clearly it was an awkward situation for her.

"To think I caused all this..."

A/N: And that's that. At least it's longer than the original version of this and much more... grammatically correct? Yes, I think I'll go with that.