Kitty Love
After the whole "going-into-the-future-and-fighting-Byakuran-and-the-others", Tsuna had been very much wary of the Ten-Year-Bazooka and made certain that it was not going to be touched by other technicians. He feared whatever they would since it would most likely involve him.
Sad to say, his actions were fruitless since some people still had managed to touch the bazooka. So it now lead to his situation. A brown cat whined loudly, meowing as it walked to the cold dark streets and its honey-brown eyes glared at the sky as if to curse it.
Yup, Sawada Tsunayoshi, the Vongola Decimo, had been turned into a cat, a very small and delicate kitty. What joy.
'Augh! Why did Giannini mess up the Ten-Year-Bazooka again?! Now, I'm stuck as a cat! Well, at least, I didn't become a female or a baby or something...,' the sky boss shouted at the top of his lungs, not liking his bad luck. 'I even told them not to mess with it! I swear Kami-sama is just out to get me!'
The people, who had seen him, surely didn't understand what he was talking about and just thought it was random growls and meows. Most of them just ignored the frantic cat though few glanced at him a little. It wasn't really everyday where you would see a seemingly harmless cat growl like a wild lion.
However, no one dared to come close to the animal. No one seemed to want to help him either. It made him want to cry.
"A cat?" a sudden curious and familiar voice came to the young boss and his honey-brown eyes caught sight of the figure who spoke up. It was Fon, the older version Fon as the curse was gone a few months ago, just after he had started his high school.
Tsuna was currently feeling hope in his stomach. He might not know the ex-Arcobaleno that well but he had known Fon was very kind. Though, it still unnerved him that the raven head looked so much alike his Cloud Guardian and the fact that the former smiled easily didn't help.
"Do you have an owner, little one?" the young man asked with no ill content and softened his glance when he received a shook from the cat. "Well, how about staying with me for now? I simply can't ignore a distress animal."
As a cat, Tsuna could only meow in pleasure but it was all that it took for Fon to like the cat or kitten.
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Staying with Fon was a nice change in Tsuna. The Storm Arcobaleno ironically gave off a peaceful and relaxing atmosphere. It was what he had needed after having a chaotic lifestyle due to Reborn.
A slight sound came from the raven head's cellphone and Fon took out his phone, checking what was wrong. "A message?" he thought aloud and read the message, widening his eyes in surprise before smiling brightly. His eyes trailed off to Tsuna, who merely blinked in confusion.
He held the small cat in his arms and chuckled. Tsuna, not knowing what was funny, blinked again and titled his head, wordlessly asking what was wrong.
"Nothing's wrong," his eyes twinkled in humor that honey-brown eyes narrowed in suspicion. He never averted his eyes to the cat. "I never did name you, didn't I? How about I call you Tuna?"
'What?' Tsuna whined at that, forgetting for a moment that the other couldn't understand him and would have let a frown if cats could frown. 'Don't call me that! Who would even call a cat Tuna?'
Not understanding cat talks but understanding the displeased gestures, Fon took it as a "no" and he thought again. He smiled oddly, "How about Yoshi?"
Tsuna thought of that for a minute before nodding in agreement. It was much better than Tuna after all.
The black-haired man moved the small cat near his face and nuzzled his nose. "It's a cute and fitting name for a cute cat like you," he smiled almost teasing but maybe Tsuna just notice it wrong? Fon couldn't be teasing a cat, right?
After a few days of staying and getting touched by Fon in different ways like pat in the head, rub in the cheeks, touching of noses, scratch of the ears and kiss near the lips, Tsuna wondered if this was how Fon treated his other pet monkey or if he was really teasing him.
No, the right thing to think was how he would stop the other from doing it. He was a male, a male cat. Dammit!
Another male shouldn't be able to make him blush hard. Another male shouldn't make his heart pump. Especially when he's still in a cat form!
It was just so weird! Could cats even blush?!
Good thing, after some time, Tsuna had finally gotten used to it and had, dare to say, grown to like the affections that Fon gave him though he would definitely not admit it.
But then, situation worsened again and it leaded the boy-turned-cat into this kind of situation.
Poof!
Fon blinked, staring at the honey-brown orbs of the Vongola Decimo and stared in confusion as to why said boss was here, sitting comfortably in his lap.
And where those cat ears and tails?
"Young Vongola?"
Yes, people, Tsuna had gotten back into a human...or half-human since the ears and tails were still there.
"HIEEE!"
And yes again, he had just ran away and locked himself in another room, out of shame and embarrassment.
He clearly forgot that the house belonged to Fon and that even if he locked the door, the ex-Arcobaleno had the keys. Not that said person would say anything since he was finding the situation amusing as it was.
In contrast, the mafia boss was not looking at the situation in a lighter way and he was giving his heart out in apologizing to the other about the humiliating position a while ago.
"Fon-san, I'm really really sorry! I just got turned into a cat by the malfunctioning Ten-Year-Bazooka! I was in the streets and you found me so I was really grateful that someone I know found me! It's not like I didn't want to tell you or anything but I couldn't speak human anymore so I'm really sorry! I don't really know why I turned back but still has the ears and tails! I swear-"
"I know," Fon kept the smile and Tsuna was now certain it was a teasing smile as the words registered to him. "I knew since the day Reborn sent me a message about you being a cat and is missing. I put one plus one together. Your eyes are actually the things that made me more convinced that you are the Young Vongola."
"Eh?"
Well, cat's out the bag so the reason of the change in Fon's attitude must be because of that. Tuna and Yoshi must have been from Tsunayoshi.
"Also, I actually really like you so will you go out with me?"
"...HIEEE?!"
Now, that was actually random.
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It had been two weeks since Tsuna had been turned into a cat and it took a whole lot of controlling for people not to go attack Giannini for messing with the bazooka. It was especially hard since no one really wanted to control themselves. It might even help get through the mechanic's head and had him learn not to mess with the Ten-Year-Bazooka again.
Many had been worried, really but the ones to take notice should be the ones from Vongola.
The Guardians had it worse since it was their boss that had gone missing and as a defenseless cat no less! They had every right to worry and no one was fooled by the two loner in the group. Everyone could see even Hibari and Mukuro were affected. Why else would they be in the meeting with mafia members and lot of noise when one claimed to hate mafia and one claimed to not like crowding herbivores?
Everyone was not also fooled by the tough and uncaring act by the Varias. Heck, they're proving the point by how they were acting more reckless and annoyed at everything around them. Poor servants got pissed on their pants for even being one foot in their presence.
Reborn was the worst in all two groups combined and now, that was a saying since the great hitman did not ever freak. He was calm and collected. Who was he kidding?
He was crappy, moody, anxious and just freaking out with concern! Though, he did have a good control over his expression since it was blank. On the other hand, his body was not controllable and kept on moving. He had not anticipated that Tsuna would be turned into a cat of all things. Cats were small creatures. They could easily be killed and oh god, Tsuna was one!
Now, this was how Tsuna and Fon saw them at the meeting room and almost immediately, they were bombed with questions.
Reborn twitched, his dark eyes leering at the innocently intertwined hands. He would not be questioning the sudden disappearance for now since there was another thing that he had noticed.
It was one thing to arrive at the same time but to come while holding hands was another thing.
"Ah, I'm fine, minna-san. Fon found me and took me home and well...he's now my boyfriend?"
"WHAT?!"
Yup, it was definitely another thing and Nono was glad he had saw everything. It was the most interesting meeting he had ever gone to! He should have brought a popcorn!
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Black-chan: *cough* I was going for fluffy and cuteness but guess my specialty really is humor, huh? Oh, and I got this idea from my PMs to Silv Sapphire so don't give me all the credit! What do you guys think? Good? Bad? Can be better? Weird?
