Hello po!
So here is my new one-shot story. Hope you like it!
Sorry if my grammar is not good for I am still a newbie in english.
The Shiz infamous circles of friends are happily chatting near the suicidal canal until 'a regime of change, caused by a bizarre and unexpected twister of fart' suddenly encircles the air.
Everyone snorted and cover their nose.
"Arghhh, What's that smell?" Elphaba retorted.
" Sorry, I can't hold it anymore" Boq replied apologetically.
"Ang baho naman ng utot mo!"
"Sorry na po, pasensya"
"What's utot?" Glinda asked curiously.
"It's Munckinland term for fart"
"Really?, in Vinkus we have different name for farts. A fart that is quite, a fart that stink—"
"So what is fart in Vinkun?" Nessa asked
"In Vinkus, we called it Wind of Change" Fiyero replied dramatically.
" Well,that doesn't Vinkun at all" Elphaba said questionably.
"How about, hmmmm… a fart that doesn't make a sound?" Glinda asked
"That's a stupid question Glin" Elphaba said
"Yes, we do have a name on it. We called it Sound of Silence"
Everyone stifle a laugh, except Elphaba on which eyebrow arched in confusion.
"Well, that sounds interesting. How about a fart that stains?" Boq asked amused.
" That's a Dust in the Wind"
Elphaba started to laugh as if she already gets the point.
"How do you called it when you accidentally fart?"
"Uhmmm…. It's a Careless Whisper"
Everyone started to laugh out loud.
"How about a fart that you hold to avoid embarrassment in public?"
" Please release me, let me go" Fiyero sings dramatically
"A fart that is stinky?"
" We called it Killing me Softly"
Everyone laughed out loud. Others already rolls in the ground and clutching their stomach as if someone is tickling them. And one again, there came a 'a regime of change, caused by a bizarre and unexpected twister of fart' circling in the air. That was when the laughter subsided and everyone holding their nose for survival.
"Ahhh, here is it again" Elphaba retorted " The smell's Killing me Softly"
"Fart is definitely a Wind of Change" Glinda replied
" That was such a Careless Whisper" Nessa complained.
"Arghhh, who farts?" Fiyero asked still holding his nose.
Everyone eyes averted towards Boq
"Sorry, I thought Sound of Silence was unnoticeable" Boq said apologetically.
"I've been holding it for five minutes. My stomach was churning and its telling me to 'Please release me'. Finally, I can smell the freedom."
Then everyone laugh again.
Well, That's it!
Any questions? Violent reaction?
Actually the Munchkinlander language I used was Tagalog. It's our language here in the Philippines but it's just my second language for I am using Cebuano dialect as my mother tongue.
The names of fart is definitely a song title..
Please review :) Daghang Salamat!