A/N: A tribute to DOOM!
Riku: PANTS!!
Toph: Ummm… what?
Riku: PANTS!!
Aang: TOASTER!!
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?
Aang: Your mom goes to college, Sokka.
Zuko: PIGGIES!!
Toph: Give that!
She takes the flask of cactus juice.
Toph: Let's make a monument to PAJAMAS.
Aang: No! Let's make a monument to EXPLOSIVES!!!
Zuko: Did you know my sister's a Nazi?
Aang: Really? I thought she gave cocoa puffs to children on Arbor Day.
Riku: I wanna go pants someone…
Riku pulls down Aang's pants.
Aang: There's a slight breeze where my undergarments are.
Riku huggles Aang's pants.
Riku: These small like oranges.
Katara enters.
Katara: I leave guys alone for twenty minutes and you've gotten into the cactus juice!
Toph: Mommy?
Katara: OMG!!
Riku: I like salad…
Sokka: Toilet!
Zuko: Scantily clad women on the erotic love machine. (Thank you, Yazu.)
Katara: What?
Zuko: I love pineapples… they're erotic.
Riku pulls down Zuko's pants.
Yazu: GIMME!
Riku: No! Pants are MY thing. And these ones smell like pears.
Sokka: Oh no! My pants are going to be off me soon! I'll save you guys!
Zuko runs into the closet.
Katara: WHAT THE HELL!!
Somewhere in hell…
Lucifer: Damn, it's cold. Zuko must've been closeted.
Back at the house.
Riku: STEVE MCQUEEN IS MAN PRETTY!
Sokka: SOKKA, GET OUT OF THE CLOSET!!
Aang: Ooh! Zuko's gay? Yay!
Katara: What???
Riku: ZUKO AND AANGY SITTIN' IN A TREE!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
Katara: What?
Toph: And the monkeys will know the temple is open when the chimes say kiwi!!
Riku and Toph: I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD!
A window breaks somewhere in the world, killing off Paris Hilton. The Nerds rejoice and try to find Riku… again.
Katara: This is all so… confusing… I need an aspirin…
Sokka: And I need to save Joe and Eric.
Katara: Who are they?
Sokka: My pants and my underwear.
Katara: TMI.
Zuko: Umm… a little help? I'm stuck in the closet.
Riku: Ugh… I think the cactus juice is wearing off.
Toph: Thank god… I have a headache.
Katara: Joe and Eric?
Sokka: I WAS ON CACTUS JUICE!
Zuko: And I'm still in the closet… hello?
Iroh: Did my nephew just say he was gay?
Katara: Nope… he's still in the closet.
Everyone outside of the closet snicker maniacally.
Toph and Riku: Iroh, tea?
Iroh: Oh, yes please… so how did Zuko get himself locked in the closet.
Everybody outside the closet snickers maniacally… again.
Zuko: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU GUYS!
Iroh: Well I'm sorry, Zuko… but we can't resist.
Incoherent mumbling can be heard from the closet.
Toph and Riku come out dressed as French maids with a tray of tea and teacups.
Sokka: What is god's name?
Toph: Don't look at me… look at the Mighty Authoress!
Mighty Authoress: Except no one CAN look at me… 'cause I'm in the sky! Oh… did I just give that away? Damn.
Sokka: Did she something about guppies?
Toph: I couldn't hear her…
Riku: Uhhh… anyway?
Iroh: Tea?
Riku: Right…
Zuko: That's okay… you don't have to pay any attention to the man in the closet.
A/N: Will Zuko ever get out of the closet? Will the Mighty Authoress ever stop giving herself away? Will Riku give Aang and Zuko's pants back? Will Toph and Riku ever get dressed in their own clothes? Will you ever see another chapter of this thing? Find out next time in: Randomosity for Nincompoops!!