The Maddona

by ANW2004

MacGyver and the kids at the Challenges Club are taught the true meaning of Christmas by a mysterious homeless ... The Tanners decide to spend Christmas in a cabin in the woods when Alf suddenly gets lost. Then, ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. The true meaning of Christmas by a mysterious homeless woman who comes to stay there. This Is Based On The Episode.

1. Prologue

The Maddona The Christmas Italic It Means It is Narrated By MacGyver.

My Name's MacGyver. December is Coming. It's So Cool And Nice. Holidays Do Anything. It's The Song of... The Maddona.

The Maddona

Chapter 1

Prologue

Day 1: The Cat Song.

ALF: "on the 82nd day of christmas my true love gave to me 81 cats a-Broiling"

Willie: "enough !"

ALF: "79 cats a-Toasting"

Kate: "enough !"

ALF: "77 cats a-Sizzling"

Everyone: "enough, alf !"

ALF: "not only are we spending christmas in some desolate cabin with no running water, we're not allowed to sing."

Willie: "just don't sing about you-Know-What."

ALF: "What?"

Kate: "roasting cats."

ALF: "didn't say roasting. I said frying, boiling, baking"

Willie: "just don't sing about you-Know-What."

ALF: "right, no cat songs."

Brian: "will there be snow ?"

Willie: "hopefully."

ALF: "Great No running water, no cat songs, and no snow."

Willie: "we should have tied him to the roof rack."

ALF: "why are we stopping here ?"

Willie: "this is where we are going to spend our christmas."

ALF: "why didn't you just get a manger ?"

Narrator (Angus MacGyver instead of one): "Let's check this out. You check it out ! I need to check out the outdoor plumbing. Well ? Well ? What do you think ? It's, uh Rustic. It's neat. I was about your age When i spent christmas here With my whole family. I don't think mr. Foley has changed a thing. The kitchen could use some updating. Look - This is where we put our stockings. And the tree was right over there. On christmas eve, we drank hot cider, And sang christmas carols until the wee hours. This will be that sort of christmas - A christmas full of warmth, love, and joy."

Then There He Goes.

ALF: "help, help ! I'm stuck in the outhouse ! Hold that thought. Careful with that box ! That's precious cargo."

Day 2: MacGyver and Pete at Phoenix Foundation.

Angus MacGyver: "I Know I'm Ready for Christmas it's Coming"

Pete: "Yeah Yeah"

Angus MacGyver: "I'm Coming Here To See Mr. Foley"

Pete: "Yeah Right, Mac, You're the Star"

Angus MacGyver: "And There's a Star About The Maddona. Oh Yeah The Star A Star. La La La At Least the Skies In Dark. The Maddona. The Song of the Maddona. The Star Of The Songs"

Pete: "Thank You For Singing the Song"

Angus MacGyver: "You're Welcome"

Pete: "The December is Coming And I Was Hoping For The Santa Gets Here"

Angus MacGyver: "Yeah"

Pete: "You're Great, Mister, I Love It"

MacGyver Rushed To The Yard.

I Know There Gonna Be There. I'm Excited for the Christmas This Year The Last Month of the Year. I Saw the Star in Sky That I Had.

To Be Continued.

The Next Chapter Will Be The Holiday Comeout.