Heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrreeee's the chappie! Like I said in the profile, this idea just suddenly popped into my head. I just hope there will not be any bad comments about dis fic. Jiraiya 'The perverted hermit' is not going to train Naruto just yet! Hope ya enjoy dis story!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, it belongs to Kishimota or whatever his or her name is.
Chappie start!
Kakashi's and the certain someones doomsday weapon!
It was a beautiful day, sun shining, birds flying and soaring in the skies. and a wind playfully blew a soft, cool draft for Team Seven and Team Eight. Team Seven and Team Eight were coming back to Konoha from the mission in Suna, Sound ninjas ambushed them while Team Seven and Eight while going back to Konoha, the Sound ninjas mission was to bring back Sasuke for going back to Konoha six months ago after his betrayel, why Sasuke left?... Because Orochimaru was a gay bastard! The snake-like man practically tried to fondle Sasuke in his room! And even tried to 'do it' with him! So that's why Sasuke left Otokagure. (AN: Is that the name of the sound village?) The two teams managed stopped the Sound ninjas, All the team members were slightly injured and fine but, Naruto took the worst damage, he nearly got fried by a Katon jutsu if Kakashi wasnt there to save him, and thats when they decided to find a place to camp to let everyones wounds heal. The sun was beginning to set and Naruto still remembered last nights events.
Flashback
(Night time)
Naruto was laying on the ground, covered in white bandages from head to toe, except for his eyes and two holes in the nostrils to let him breathe, some will say he looks like 'The Mummy' with those bandages almost completely covering him up. He was looking at the fire that was flicking embers and keeping him warm. He looked up to the star-filled sky and saw a full moon shining brightly that makes it a bit visible to see around the area. They were currently camping in the forest that was right beside the road, and Naruto still felt his burns sting alittle whenever he moved. Thanks to the famous orange furball of Konoha healing him, he should be fine in a day or two. He heard footsteps from his right side, he looked to his right to see a girl with pink hair and red dress coming towards him. "Sakura-chan..." Naruto whispered quietly. "Im going to change your bandages, Naruto" Said Sakura as she started to change his bandages. "Thanks Sakura-chan..." Naruto said, she got and was about to go back to her destination, sit next to Sasuke if a big draft haven't came from behind her and allowing Naruto to look up in her skirt.
Soon abit of blood started trailing down his nose as Sakura saw Naruto looking up to her skirt. Soon a loud scream got everyones attention.
"NARUTO!!!"
"Wait! You don't understand..." Naruto tried to reason with her, she wouldnt take that excuse.
"LIAR!!"
"YOU..."
SMACK!+
"DAMN..."
KRUNCH!+
"PERVERT!!!" Sakura picked Naruto up and threw him to the bushes with all her might.
WHIIIZZZZZ!+
SKRUNCH!+
That's when Kakashi came to see what was going on, only to see Naruto battered and bruised in the bushes and Sakura fuming madly."Now now, there's no need to kill your teammate" Kakashi said to Sakura. "But, he looked up in my skirt..." Sakura replied to Kakashi. "I know, now go fix up your teammate" Kakashi ordered. He didnt know what happened, and he didnt want to make a bad impression to his students. And Sakura just did what she was ordered to.
Flashback end
Naruto shuddered when that happened, he felt more pain than that Katon jutsu did. Here he is still wrapped up in bandages, being carried in a piggy back ride by Kakashi, and Hinata trying to talk to him without stuttering and trying not to twiddle her fingers. It was almost night time as they neared the gates. A sudden imagination almost made Naruto laugh and shudder at the same time.
(Narutos Wild Imagination)
"Say my name, bxtch!" Hinata yelled in a happy expression, her jacket was unzipped which revealed a fish net shirt inside, she was holding and raising a whip in her left hand.
"Hinata-sama! Hinata-sama! Hinata-sama!" Who was repeating these words was none other than Neji! His eyes was closed and tears was coming out of his eyes, and he was clad in his underwear. And there was leash around his neck with Hinata holding the leash and her foot on his butt.
(Imagination end)
Naruto would shudder and avoid her if she was like that in real life. They were now in front of the gates of Konoha. and its been two weeks, it was night the gates opened allowed them in the village. "Kurenai, can you please take Naruto to the Hospital and watch my student for abit? Don't worry, I will do your reports for you and let you know I will take over" Kakashi said with a strange gleam in his eye like a mad scientist that made the ultimate doomsday weapon.
"Ummmm, okay" Kurenai replied with a blush, also suspicious of his behaviour. Kurenai got Naruto off Kakashis back as she put him on her shoulder and walked off to the hospital. "Okay! You guys can do whatever you want for tonight" that was all that said as Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke.
(With Kakashi)
Instead of appearing in the Hokages office, Kakashi appeared in the dark forest instead, Kakashi laughed evilly. "So... where are they?" asked a voice that sounded like a childs voice. "They are heading towards the Konoha Hospital" Kakashi replied with a evil laughter "So hurry up and proceed with the plan before they get suspicious of me" "As you wish" was all the figure could say as he headed towards the hospital. And Kakashi gave his last evil laughter and disappeared in puff of smoke to the Hokages office.
(With the figure)
Strangers POV
I was darting through the trees hastily to proceed with my MISSION, I still remember how I met Kakashi; I was plotting to do something devious to Naruto until Kakashi caught me and he forced me to tell what I was gonna do to Naruto and I had to explain everything, I thought my plan was going down to drain until Kakashi laughed and told me he was going to help me with my plan. I was happy that day that my little plot was still alive. I stopped near the streets and pulled out a small scroll that Kakashi gave me before he went on his mission with the team.
To: KTTGS
Your mission starts in the forest after I return from my mission, I am going to make sure Naruto is injured from his mission, if he heals fast, Im going to tell Sakura to change his bandages and use a wind jutsu to make a small draft that will allow Naruto to look up Sakuras skirt, or use some of my ideas that will keep him injured without them knowing I did those things. I will tell Yuuhi Kurenai; Team Eights Sensei to take Naruto to the Hospital and here is your objectives.
Objective 1
Find and locate Naruto and Kurenai
Objective 2
Follow them to their destination without being seen
Objective 3
Wait outside till everyone's asleep, sneak into the Hospital, and make sure you use those pills I gave you and swallow them with water to keep you awake, don't worry about not knowing which room they are in, I put a bug on Kurenais forehead protector without her knowing and use the video system control.
Objective 4
Proceed with the plan and make sure to use the trick I taught you
I will pretend I forgot to tell Kurenai I was going to take over, and meet me back in the forest to report the results of your plan.
Sincerely; Kakashi
After I read the scroll, I made sure I had everything with me; a kunai, 3 bottles of water, a small bottle of pills, a long rope, a video system control that will allow me to see where Kurenai is going. and the ITEM that will make my plan a success. I took out a set of black ninja clothes and put them on, including the face mask. After that, I jumped to the highest tree and jumped again to land on the roofs, and I jumped and jumped until I saw Naruto covered in white bandages and being carried by the woman named Yuuhi Kurenai. I just sweat dropped, "I guess Kakashi overdid it..." I said to myself and I never thought I would see such a beauty, well... Objective one completed. "Now time to start..." I stopped in mid sentence and had to hide myself quickly before she saw me, I saw her looking around on top of the buildings. It was so dark outside and I just hope she didn't detect me...
(With Kurenai)
"I'm sure someone is following us..." Kurenai thought as she looked about on the roofs and around her. Something told her not to trust Kakashi with him reporting her teams progress. And the strange look that Kakashi gave her the shivers, but she shrugged it off and went to her destination.
(Back to Strangers POV)
I was just glad she didn't detect me, I don't want her to think she has a stalker. So I proceeded with Objective 2, and moved stealthily to her destination, I saw a nearby tree and jumped over there, when I landed I saw Kurenai stop and I had to hide myself in the leaves before she saw me again. I saw move again to her destination, thank god Kakashi taught me how to suppress my chakra. And I soon moved to follow her.
(Half an hour later)
I soon saw the Hospital and found a place I could hide in, I moved quietly and made sure Kurenai didn't hear me. I went to my hiding place and took out the video system control and turned it on, and put on the earphones. I checked my watch and saw it was 10:30p.m. I took out a pill, put it in my mouth and drank the water also swallowing the pill down. It should keep me awake for another two hours...
(POV end)
The figure was watching his VSC and saw which room Naruto was placed in. "Room 117... That's abit high..It should be on the third floor." he said as he gazed up the hospital. Soon doctors and nurses began leaving the building. "Well... the mission seems easier than I thought... better watch out for the jounin" the figure warned himself as he went to the front entrance of the Hospital. He twisted the knob, it was locked. "Locked... I better use THAT trick" that was said as he pulled out a piece of wire and unlocked the door. And he went to his destination.
(Later)
He was now in front of the door Room 117, he twisted the knob and went in.
He came out, closed the door quietly and said "Plan completed" as he took off his face mask revealed none other than Konohamaru! "Now time to tell the results to Kakashi, hehehehe" was all he said as he went back to his destination.
(Morning, in the Hospital)
Kurenai woke up first to found herself sleeping on the chair "Must have fallen asleep, I'm going to kill Kakashi for forgetting to come here to take over last night" She said the last part with anger and proceeded to take a stretch until she noticed something was holding her right arm down, she looked to her right and saw something that shocked her "What the hell..." Naruto decided to wake up and looked to his left that made him froze on the spot "Huh?..." and there was long silence, and there was a handcuff locked on Naruto's left wrist and Kurenai's right wrist. And they heard something that sounded like laughter in front of the door. They looked to the front door to see Konohamaru laughing uncontrollably. "Looks like you two are stuck together!" said Konohamaru while laughing.
Kurenai tried breaking the handcuff with a kunai, but trying to cut and slicing it wasn't able to. "Konohamaru..." Naruto said sternly making him shut up. "Give us the key..." said Naruto "But I don't have the key" Konohamaru replied. The two were silenced with a shiver, they turned to Kurenai who has an angry expression on her face. "You..." Konohamaru turned tail and ran away. "...little BRAT!!" Kurenai yelled and chased Konohamaru which dragged Naruto off the bed, Konohamaru escaped to the window and jumped off the building, Kurenai did the same, and poor Naruto, was getting dragged in the air.
Yep, It was a doomsday for Naruto and Kurenai, and their arch enemy winning; Konohamaru and Kakashi.
Chappie end!
I know this wasn't much, I came across a little comic that said 'Narutos Wild Imagination', if you are wondering what KTTGS means; its Konohamaru The Thirds Grand Son. I bet the POVs prove to be an eye sore eh? I know Kakashi and Konohamaru were a bit OOC in this fic, But I hope ya enjoyed this fic.