Me: Welcome to the result of insomnia and college!

Mims: How can you be so hyper after not sleeping for three days?

Me: I just saw the stats of my last story so I'm riding the high.

Mims: I can't believe I have to put up with you.

Me: Ah come on, you know you love me. Any hoo, this story is what happens when I don't sleep and get inspired by the weirdest things. Basically I just thought what would happen if Roxas was in a dress and Axel was, well, himself (At least how this fan girl wants him to be. Drools on laptop).

Mims: The answer, not going to bed despite having an 8:30 class the next morning so that she could write out one of the most random stories on her computer.

Me: Basically yeah. And downloading Alice in Wonderland off the internet. Oh! Disclaimer I own NOTHING! Except a copy of the game and a slightly twisted mind.

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Roxas sat up with a groan, one hand coming to his forehead. "I knew we shouldn't have had anything to drink at that tea party." He moaned.

He had been assigned to a mission, so he had to go even if it was to one of his least favorite worlds. Wonderland always gave him a headache and somehow he always seemed to end up in embarrassing situations. Throw in an over excited Axel and this was not going to come close to fun.

While contemplating what had happened at the Mad Hatter's tea party Roxas heard a moan next to him. Looking to his left he saw Axel just starting to come to. As Axel's eyes opened Roxas couldn't hold back a rather boisterous laugh. Axel was dressed in a bunny costume and had fake whiskers glued to his face.

Pointing at the red head Roxas choked out, "You look like an Easter Rabbit wanna be."

Axel looked down at himself, his eyes widening as he took in the sight. Turning to glare at the blond his face suddenly took on a smug look. "Yeah, well at least I'm not in a dress."

"What are you," Roxas looked down at himself to find he was indeed in a dress, Alice's dress to be exact. "WHAT THE HELL?!! WHERE DID MY CLOTHES GO?"

Axel grinned widely, "Don't know, but you look awfully cute."

"Where did my coat go, and my pants and," Roxas paused a second his eyes widening in horror, "WHERE ARE MY UNDERWEAR?"

Axel fell back laughing and pointed at the incredulous blond, "Oh, oh, I can't take it!" Suddenly he sat up no longer laughing and an eyebrow cocked suggestively, "You're not wearing any underwear?"

"Axel, no!" Roxas managed to get out one of his death glares despite his embarrassment. "I swear to god if you start anything I will castrate you."

"Ah, come on. It's not like I get this opportunity everyday. Besides, didn't you say that things were getting boring?"

"Axel, I didn't mean I wanted to get drugged or drunk or whatever happened, and end up in a dress. I certainly don't want that to then proceed to getting molested by the Easter Bunny."

"It's only molestation if you say no."

"NO!"

"Fine then molestation it is!" With that Axel tackled Roxas.

Roxas let out an indignant yelp which ended up sounding more like a squawk. He found himself pinned to the ground with his arms held above his head, Axel trailing kisses down his neck. Unfortunately for Axel, Roxas wasn't in the mood to play and simply kneed him in the groin.

"I told you no." Roxas stated calmly as Axel rolled off of him. Standing he began to search for his missing clothing. He barely had time to register the fact that a dark portal open next to him before he was once again tackled by an annoying redhead.

As the pair tumbled into Axel's room Roxas barely stifled an infuriated yell, the last thing he wanted was for the rest of the organization to know he had ended up in a dress. Axel was groping the blond at this point but quickly lost control of the situation when said blond grabbed him by his hair and physically threw him out of the room. The door slammed in his face and Axel heard the ominous click of the lock. "Hey! Let me back into my room!"

"Not going to happen." Came the cold reply.

"But I didn't do anything." Axel whined.

"Stop acting like Demyx, it doesn't work."

"Fine, then it's fire time!"

"If you burn down the door Xemnas is going to light you on fire."

"So? Not like that'll do anything to me."

"Then I'll give you to Demyx and tell him to give you swimming lessons. Or better yet I'll give you to Larxene and tell her you were the one who stole her bras and put them in the freezer."

"That's a cheap shot. Besides you helped with that prank."

"Who do you really think she'll believe?"

Axel was about to respond when the door opened again and Roxas stepped out in one of his coats. "You look damn sexy in my clothes." Axel smirked at the small blond.

"And you don't get to see me without them." Roxas smirked back as he walked past the disappointed redhead.

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Me: Okay so I know it's a bit short but I haven't slept in three days and don't feel like making it any longer at this point.

Mims: So go to sleep already.

Me: Not until I finish this little part.

Mims: (throws up hands in disgust)

Me: Right, so I was thinking of maybe making this into a longer story and adding some chapters to it because I actually have some more stuff in my head. However if no one likes it then I don't really see any point to ignoring my homework for it. I only ask for five reviews to go on and then there will be some more Axel Roxas fun to be had.