TITLE: Stay In The Closet

AUTHOR: LoveableMuggle

DISLAIMER: I don't own anything from any fandom mentioned in this story. Also Mouse & Manson belong to themselves and can be found on deviant art here: http://www.chanchan-comics. For: Violence ( the playful kind 3 ), possible language, slash hints, fluff, and our attempts at humor.

A.N: please don't kill me it's just for fun and flames will still be ignored sickeningly sweet smile First Chapter is short...but the second one is a bit longer kay? X3
AND NOW THEY'VE BEEN FIXED UP QUITE A BIT THANKS TO TEH NEW FISH ( beta ) MOUSE

CHAPTER 1 - Of Portkeys & Fangirls.

It all started when Mouse stole the portkey.

Well she didn't really 'steal' it. She kinda tripped over it and as no one claimed it after 45 and a half seconds, she just kept it. Wasn't easy lugging that big concrete block home but they did it - and Mouse made a necklace out of it. Given she didn't wear it much cause it gave her an awful backache, but sometimes you just could not resist sporting a portkey, now could you?

Alright, alright so they didn't actually know it was a portkey till Manson was chewing on it one day and they both found themselves standing next to the Potions Master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry. Well, naturally they were completely shocked, amazed and confused…for about 3 minutes ( the confused part was permanent but oh well ).

Well of course you can imagine the consequences of this. If you can't then obviously you have no brain whatsoever.

Severous Snape, of course, realized something was wrong as his eyes shifted to the two girls standing next to him and he slowly stopped stirring the cauldron in front of him.

Likewise, Mouse and Manson's eyes shifted to the Potions Master, then to each other, before returning to the Professor. In the next instant both Professor Snape and the girls had vanished.

Quite possibly because they had both tackled him at that exact moment.

20 minutes later found a very naked and annoyed Snape tied up in a storage closet with a spazzing Manson and apathetic Mouse standing outside the door.

Mouse was now dressed in the professor's robes, which where a bit too long for her but she managed all the same.

"Alright…I'm off to teach a potions class." Mouse's eyes shifted back and forth as she plotted. "You know what you have to do."

Manson began bouncing up and down in place quickly. "Yesh, master, yesssssh.."

Before Mouse could say anything else, Manson had taken off in a blur to find a maid's outfit to steal so she could invade the Ministry.

On her own, Mouse began to slowly make her way to the Potions classroom.

"I shall teach them to make hot chocolate, I suppose…seeing as it's the only potion I know."

And so it began that the Wizarding world was nearly destroyed and turned completely upside down by two obsessive fan girls and a few people who merely showed up from different stories, with no idea how they'd even gotten there.

Be afraid…Be very afraid…