So one day, Sweetroll or a carrot and I were discussing the moral ethics of L and Light. This happened. She told me to post it, so I did.
"Yagami-san, it is necessary to have cameras in the bathroom. Light could be killing as he showers."
"Do you really have to...?"
"Yes, I do have to stare at him like that. I have to carefully examine his body movements to see if there is anything out of the ordinary."
"Um, L, you have a bulge in your pants."
"Matsuda-san, this is a perfectly normal reaction."
"Right. Sure. Do you watch Sayu shower, too?"
"No, I do not watch Sayu shower. She does not have a penis, so the likelihood of her being Kira is less. Shame though, it looks like you want to. Do you have suspicions of her being Kira?"
"What? No! No way!"
"Ryusaki!"
"Matsuda-san, cease it with the blushing. Yagami-san, if you pull me away from this screen, you will never be hired anywhere ever again."
"..."
"You know, Matsuda-san, it's a bit suspicious how big Light-kun's penis is. Maybe it is enhanced with a sophisticated murder device."
"Um."
"Oh. I need to use the bathroom. Matsuda, watch Light-kun carefully for any signs of murdering anyone, and record it for later use."
"I don't think I can..."
"Yes, you can do it."
"I just don't think it's uh, legal."
"Child porn is legal in Japan, correct? Oh, you mean the surveillance."
"Yeah, that."
"I am L. Everything's legal."