Alright, so here's the story. It'd been a long, tiresome, and pretty much boring day, as usual. And, c'mon, really, what else are you meant to do under those circumstances? I just did the first thing that came to mind. I grabbed little Ashy boy's collar and dragged him out the door. I'd heard of a new bar that had just opened next door and – hang on a minute, what the hell was a bar doing in Viridian City? Oh well. So, as I was saying, I dragged the poor guy over towards the bar door, completely ignoring his statements of "OMFG, Gary, where the Nidoking are you taking me?!" Sheez. The way he said it alone was enough to give you the impression he was thinking I was gonna tie him to a chair and shove a hot iron up his – b Okay, Gary, we get the idea ; /b
Right.
So, I opened the door, and what do I find? A bunch of girls dancing around with the kinkiest outfits you could imagine.
Okay, so half of me didn't really regret walking through the door at all, I mean those girls did look pretty hot and what in the Sinnoh region am I saying? I was shocked. Shocked, I tell you! But I couldn't say the same for Ash. His eyes had practically fallen out of his head and were now rolling around the floor.
Okay, so maybe that's exaggerating a bit, his eyes didn't fall out, but hell, they looked like they would! After about what seemed like an eternity, a waitress popped out of nowhere, and welcomed me and my little wide eyed buddy further into the bar.
God, even though her skirt was incredibly short, at least it was an improvement on what the others were wearing, ugh. After being shoved into a rather comfortable seat and having a certain black haired Pokemon master thrown on top of me, I finally came to my senses. After dropping Ash on the floor like the caring friend I am, I took a little look around (I swear I wasn't peeking at the now practically clothe less girls).
Apparently, this was a bar made for 'Entertainment'. Hell, what people find entertaining these days is just…sick. I mean, who finds THIS entertaining?! God, if you could tear expressions off peoples faces and sell them on eBay, Ash would be a millionaire. It looked like the poor guy had been traumatized to new levels. Maybe I could blindfold him…Nah, that might give people ideas…Shudders
Anyway, I saw Ash get off the floor and seat himself opposite me. He still looked a little shocked. I asked him what he thought of the place. Man, what a dumb question. Makes me sound almost as dense as he is. If that's possible.
………
Okay…The answer I got was kind of…Well, I deserved it.
b What Gary means is, he got punched in the face, and Ash yelled at him for bringin' him into a place like this. /b
Yeah. That. I tell ya, Ash can punch harder than you think. I STILL have a bruise on my cheek. Well, anyway, after giving him the whole "What was that for?" argument, he finally straightened up. We just tried to ignore the group of girls who kept eyeing us creepily.
We ordered some drinks, and that was about it, really. b No it's not. That's only about 5 minutes of the whole day! /b
Fine then! When the waitress arrived with our drinks, Ash accidentally let slip that he thought the outfit she was wearing made her look ugly. Oh man, did he regret it…