A/N: Hey all. So, Of Captain and Country will be a series of short stories, and this is a companion to Reunion. The topics will range from humorous to serious, to god knows what, at some point I may ask for suggestions. In a review for Reunion GenderBender25 asked about working Germany in, so this'll be where Cap meets him.
Disclaimer: I own only the wacky ideas found in here.
After his appointment as head of America's security detail, he moved into one of her spare rooms. The first two weeks went smoothly, nothing that his subordinates warned him about happened and no other Nations came to visit. During the short time, Rogers adopted a big-brotherly attitude towards her. Sure she hated it, but it worked well with their dynamic.
A couple hours after the morning run on Saturday, Rogers left to return a few books to the local library and buy a few he liked. While that meant leaving America without a guard for a couple hours, he trusted that she would be fine. It wasn't like anything bad could happen in that short a period of time. Sure, the others claimed things went wrong in less time, but he had yet to witness anything to the contrary.
When he arrived back at the town house, he heard her talking to someone. He detected two new voices, one which he recognized as Canada, and the other he never heard before. It was probably another Nation. The three of them were playing video games by the sound of it. Entering the living room, he found America, Canada and a grey alien sitting upside down on the sofa playing Mario Cart. Never in his life had he seen a stranger sight.
"Hey Steve," America called, "You remember Mattie right?"
The other Nation briefly acknowledged his presence; he laughed when he knocked his sister off the Rainbow Road. In response America punched him.
"And that's Tony," she waved at the alien.
"What's he doing here?"
"He lives here. He just came back from visiting his family. Apparently his little brother has become very fond of Photoshop."
"Since when has he lived here?"
America glanced at him, "Since Roswell."
The gray creature said something that sounded like swear words, but America translated for him, "He says it's nice to meet you."
"A pleasure to meet you too Tony," Rogers said to the alien. "Does Furry know about him?"
"Maybe. It's hard to tell. Don't worry, the powers that be are fine with him."
Who was she talking about? "I should hope the President knows."
"Of course he does, but so do the Men In Black."
"Who?"
For some reason America burst out laughing, and a scowling Canada knocked her back off the track.
"They're a top secret organization that deals with extraterrestrials living on earth. They're head quartered in New York, just two blocks from Stark Tower actually."
It sounded like a series of movies she told him about when he first started living with her. Perhaps she decided to mess with him, perhaps she told the truth.
"Does Furry know about them?"
"Course not. They erase their agents' identities when they join and then replace their memories when they retire."
"Alright then…" he had no idea what else to say. Instead of commenting, he took his books to his room and settled down to read. While he wondered why she never mentioned Tony before, he realized he would have to get used to strange things happening. This might help him prepare for that trip across the Outback; America said that the last time they cross the Outback she and Australia wrestled crocodiles and boxed with kangaroos. What had he gotten himself into?
A/N: Poor Rogers, he has no idea just how crazy life with America can get.