Rachel here, kicking off with the first drabble of many, although updates probably won't be anything like regular. I wrote this one myself, but the idea was a joint thing. Imagine this with the same brilliant Bradley James face as 'Lance. A. Lot.' Reviewers will be presented with invisible chocolate cake (very low fat too, for obvious reasons).
"What else?" Arthur asked, running out of patience. When he'd asked Merlin to tell him 'everything' about the magic, he hadn't expected it to take this long. Maybe Merlin should write it all down or something, however risky that would be.
"Well, I'm a dragonlord. The dragon's alive, but he has to obey me."
"You went on for ages about Lancelot and you never mentioned this? You told me I killed it!"
"I told you that you killed a lot of things, Arthur. And don't say it – it's 'him'. His name is Kilgharrah."
"Kill. Garrah. Oh, he sounds very friendly."