DISCLAIMER:

FlippinWonka: Well, because TheSpunky(Short)Alchemist was being mean and locked me up in cells, I decided I would try to start a new fanfic to fight back and it ended up being a Naruto one. OH YEAH! REBELLION!

GreenMamushi: God…..she is so weird…I wonder what Kaidoh Kaoru (Prince of Tennis) does over summer vacation…..

2ManyShoez: Well, our family is very messed up. Plus, I don't think it counts as a rebellion if you end up writing in the end. Fail4Ninjas does not own Naruto or any of the characters except for the OCs, just saying because I doubt shortie over there will say it.

TheSpunky(Short)Alchemist: MWAHAHAHA! I tricked FlippinWonka into writing another fanfiction! Now I can shorten her food supplies and lock her up in the prison cell even more than before. I AM BRILLIANT.

Suna-Ame Spy

Don't Forget

Normal POV

Dear Diary,

It's my eighth birthday today, and Daddy bought me a journal! He also let me visit the outside world again!

The light was very blinding, but Daddy was there so I wasn't scared.

Zetsu-ojisan was there as well. He said that my birthday was very important to him. That made me even happier!

Oh, I forgot to introduce myself to you diary-kun! My name is Hikari. He gave me that name when we first met when I was four years old. I was an orphan in Sunagakure, when Daddy had found me. When he found me, I was surrounded by dead bodies. Some men had tried to kidnap me, and I had killed them with my Suna-Ame. Most people would run away at the sight of my eyes, but Daddy had told me my eyes were very beautiful. I love Daddy very much!

After Daddy gave me my present and we had spent some time outside, he said that he had to go do something.

While Daddy was away, Zetsu-ojisan took care of me. We played a game called hide-and-seek. Zetsu-ojisan was very good at the game, and he had won every round. His dark side kept laughing at me, but the white side was very sympathetic.

I got sleepy after an hour, so Zetsu-ojisan tucked me into bed. Later that night, I heard a sound and woke up. Daddy was home!

I slowly got out of bed, and crept to my door to press my ear against it.

Daddy and Zetsu-ojisan were talking about the Kyuubi and how he released it on Konoha. I have to ask Daddy what Kyuubi and Konoha mean. Maybe they are ice cream flavors!

They also said that the Fourth Hokage sealed the Kyuubi. What does that mean? Do you know Diary-kun?

After that, I peeked into the room from my door. Daddy was wearing an orange, swirly mask. It was very cool!

I have to a-

A loud sound was heard when the diary had been shut.

"Well, how about that one Madara?" A shadow asked from across the room, where a man with an orange mask held a journal.

"This one will have to burn as well. We cannot risk any one getting their hands on her diaries. They contain too much information." Madara sighed before tossing the journal into a fire. He watched as his gift was reduced to ash. When the last remains of the journal could no longer be seen, he looked back to the shadow. "Hikari should be waking up any moment now. When she awakes, tell her about her mission. I will go inform Hidan." He slowly made his way to the door. "Oh, and Nagato, don't use your Rinnengan against her Suna-Ame if she fights back."

Pein mumbled a little as he shifted his attention to a figure that was lying silently on the floor. He continued to stare at the girl as she started to awake from her slumber.

She scratched her eye before looking at Pein. "Uhh….Pein, why are you in my room? If you are here to molest me, too late, Hidan already did." She said with dry humor.

Pein coughed into his hand to try and get Hikari into a more serious mood. She looked up to him with an annoyed look.

He sighed. "Hikari, you are going on a mission. This is a solo-mission and it is going to be the hardest mission you will have gone on so far…." He trailed off to look at Hikari.

She had a bored look plastered on her face, but her fingers were fidgeting. Now he had gotten her attention.

"As I was saying, this mission will require you to be a regular 14 year old genin. You will be sent to Konoha to get close to the Kyuubi." Hikari's eyebrows knitted together.

"Wait, Wait, why do I have to befriend this jinchuuriki? Can't you send someone like Kisame? I'm pretty sure he is a way better person than me, and he's good at making friends, no?" Hikari questioned.

"Your immortality problem will actually prove to be a positive aspect in this mission. You've been 14 for seven years now. Your appearance fools anyone; no one would suspect that you were actually 21 years old." He gestured to her small body as if to prove his point.

Hikari looked down at her own body. It had stopped growing when it was still developing. Her legs were toothpick-skinny, her breasts were small, and she was short. She had violet hair, and bangs that stopped right above her eyes. Her eyes were blue, and she had at least three piercings on each ear. She always wore her hair in a low side-ponytail.

She scoffed. "So you chose me because of my deception abilities, and the stupid Jashinist's mistake?"

Before Pein could reply, an aggravated looking Hidan stalked into the room.

"What the f*ck leader, why is my Hikari going on a f*cking mission now?"

Another moron has appeared… Pein thought.

"Hey father darling, have I ever told you how charming and lovely your language is? I mean it's just so colorful." Hikari said with bittersweet sarcasm.

"This mission could take well over a few years, Hikari go say goodbye to everyone before I explain the rest of the mission. The rest of the Akatsuki should be in the living room."

"Okay babe!" Hikari smiled as she grabbed Hidan and began to skip down to the living room.

When the pair left, Pein went straight to Hikari's bathroom, and started to look through the cabinets. I'm sure she had gotten Tylenol when she went out to town with Itachi the other day. Pein thought as he frantically searched through his cabinets.

Over in another part of the base, Hikari jumped into the living room.

"Hey lovelies, this is the last time we are all going to be seeing each other in a while. You should all take in as much of my beauty as you can. Be awed by me! (A/N: I just had to add Atobe Keigo 3) She did a quick pose before getting hugged, and pushed down by Tobi.

"Tobi is a good boy, so he will miss you Hikari-senpai!" He then leaned in to her ear, "Come back safe and make sure the mission is a success." He added the last part with his real voice.

Hikari smiled at her Dad. "Okay Tobi, but could you get off of me, I'm in an uncomfortable position."

Tobi looked to see that his entire body was on top of hers. "Toby is sorry!" He quickly hopped off of her.

She sighed a little before sitting up. Then a large pair of hands hoisted her onto their shoulders.

"Kisame-baby, I'm going to miss your fishiness!" She ruffled his hair.

"Yeah, and we are going to miss our little Hikari baby!" He said while laughing.

"Hikari, tell me how Konoha was when you get back." Said Itachi while reading his book.

"Just get me money." Kakuzu grumbled as he read his newspaper.

"Don't get caught, I don't want to be the only girl in Akatsuki." Konan added while sipping her coffee.

"Get me poison." Sasori said with a monotone voice.

"Stay safe, and get me clay yeah." Deidara said.

"Don't fail, and come back to us." Both white and dark sides of Zetsu said at the same time.

"Don't you f*cking forget about us!" Hidan exclaimed.

"Awww you goofballs are making me tear up!" She gave a warm smile to the S-Rank criminals that were all around her. They were her (twisted) family.

"Hikari, get down from Kisame's shoulders so I can finish explaining the mission." Pein demanded as he walked in.

Hikari rolled her eyes. She then jumped off of Kisame's shoulders and landed in front of Pein.

"When we erase your memory, you are going to wake up in Konoha. We are going with the story that you are the sole survivor of the Haruno clan. Instead of completely erasing your memories, we will seal them along with your powers. There is going to be a complex seal placed on you that will give you your powers and memories back as time goes by. Of course, we can cancel the seal all together as well. While you are in Konoha, you will be a real genin which means you have to learn and master all your jutsus again."

"Wait Pein dear, the Konoha-nin are going to think something's up when I don't age or die." She commented.

"That won't be a problem. We already have a very convincing diagnostic report on a very rare physical disease that stops your growth as you age. Also, just don't get killed and you'll be fine."

"Oh so I'm supposed to be this sick freak that can kick all their asses?" Hikari smiled.

"You're not Hidan so watch the language yeah." Deidara piped in.

Hikari just shrugged her shoulders. "Hey Pein, if I'm not going to remember this mission, how am I supposed to get closer to the jinchuuriki?"

"Your memories will come back over time, but in the beginning, you will just have to be lucky. You will be put into the same class and the kid, but I don't know anything else." Pein sighed. This mission was all about taking risks.

"Just add in a memory of my 'parents' telling me to befriend the brat before they died." Hikari said.

"Right…" I need more Tylenol. "We are going to seal your memories straight away. Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Zetsu, and Hidan, you five will be helping me with this seal."

"Hai leader-sama/Yeah, sure b*tch." The four's voices said in unison. Then they followed Pein out of the room.

"I'll try to be back in a year or two, so bye sexies!" She happily added before bouncing out of the room.

"Deidara, is it okay to let her leave like that?" Konan asked as she got up to refill her coffee cup.

Deidara glared at the blue-haired kunoichi. "I don't know what you are talking about yeah."

"Deidara, you know that I hate waiting. I'm getting tired of waiting for you to tell Hikari your feelings." Sasori added nonchalantly.

"She might fall for a Konoha-nin while on her mission while she doesn't remember us." Kakuzu mumbled as he started to count his gigantic pile of money.

"I still don't know what you guys are talking about yeah." Deidara responded with a minuscule blush.

"Aw, come on Deidara. We all know that you basically fell in love with Hikari at first sight. It was a very cute moment. Itachi, Kisame and Sasori came back here with you about four years ago, and you were being pulled by a rope. I remember Hikari slapping Itachi to let you go and you were blushing so much." Konan sighed contently as she pondered over the past.

"I remember that day. After we let you go to your room, Hikari started to talk about how 'cute' you were. I don't see it…" Sasori said while watching his partner start to blush heavier.

"Well, it's true! Deidara is mega cute and he is quite sexy." Hikari said as she walked back into the room.

"HIKARI? H-How much of the conversation did you hear yeah?" Deidara was trying to keep a poker face, but was failing miserably.

"I only heard Saso-chan's part dear. Quit panicking, it's not like I'm going to really care if you were talking about me." She walked over to the table and took a wad of cash from Kakuzu's stack. "I'll pay you back after I get back. I just need to buy some clothes, so stop worrying you sexy beast."

"Hn." Kakuzu was glad that he was wearing a mask or he might have shown the blush that was creeping up to his cheeks.

"You shouldn't copy Itachi's vocabulary love. Oh I got to go, bye guys!" She dashed out of the room.

"Ur….I need clay so I'm going to go to my room to get some, I'll be back…..yeah…" Deidara said quietly as he followed Hikari.

The three left in the room rolled their eyes. Your room is the other way idiot. They thought together.

When Deidara exited the room he slowly made his way over to where he sensed Hikari's chakra signature. Then her chakra signature suddenly vanished from inside her room.

NO! He thought frantically as he slammed her door open. In the middle of the room, Hikari was lying there unconscious. She was in the middle of a six-pointed star. On each point, an Akatsuki member was pouring chakra into the center of the star.

"Deidara-senpai? What are you doing here? We finished the seal just now! Tobi is a good boy right?"

Deidara lifted his eyes to meet the others' gazes. His blue eyes were clouded with sadness and rage.

"I couldn't tell her…" He whispered the words.

"Be a f*cking man! My little Hikari would never want a sissy as a boyfriend, so shut the f*ck up. We are all going to f*cking see her again dammit." Hidan spat.

I need Tylenol and Advil… Pein thought quietly as he tried to focus on the jutsu.

Kisame chuckled. "Funny how the last words she said were 'Deidara…tell…..must…' before she completely blacked out, huh Itachi-san?"

"Hn." Itachi replied.

Deidara looked at her almost lifeless body. Please, come back to us. Don't forget, and please… don't fall in love with someone else.

- The "Otaku" Corner-

FlippinWonka: This is my second fanfic! Please review! I will accept criticism just don't be all flame-ish. I tried to make the OC as less mary-sue as possible for the first chapter. Please review, and protest against TheSpunky(Short)Alchemist's evil ways.

2ManyShoez: Well, now everyone has at least one fanfic uploaded on the site except for me…. Well, expect a Shugo Chara Fanfic from me soon!

TheSpunky(Short)Alchemist: Great news! I was able to rent out a cell in Alcatraz for FlippinWonka! Now she will be haunted while writing with no food, water or other people!

GreenMamushi: Well now, shortie over there apparently has issues. Thanks for reading, and please check out our other stories!