Japan stared at his dog, he was bored. The grass outside was adorned with jew. Someone should tell them to get off of his lawn. Anyway, Japan was eyeing up Pochi, and Pochi scuttled away like a little dog crab. Japan chased him down and picked the dog up by his hind legs, dropped his hot pants, and rammed Pochi straight up his corehole. Pochi fought hard against the onslaught of turd nuggets that smelt like sushi, maybe it was sushi. Japan had a lot of stuff up his anus. Pochi ripped open Japan's prostate and Japan didn't want to go and get an X-Ray. So he stayed at home and watched Sex Warrior Pudding.
The end :-)