audthers noat: read at ur own risk, real scary, it can cause ngihtmraes.
Pokemon freekypasta: pokemon BLOODsaffire1!
1 day, I was going down the street, as I do on every day on the week except for thurdays, and found this guy who waz said that "Hey, do you want this game?" The game waws pokemon saffire, which was my ferst pokemon game i had and i wanted to play fond memoryes agen. When i got home, i realised somethig a bit creepy... The cart tridge for the game was blak and had some blood on the label, but i wuz super tired from doing netflix until 5 am, so i figored that it was jsut my brayn playin triks on m. I pet the cart tridge in the cart tridge slot on the gameboy advanses, and the i turned on the gameboy advanses by using the on switch, witch is uzualy how i tern it on. I also pressed the back lite buton becase the screeen was slight dark. The chime played, oh how the memories of the that gameboy advanses chime when it played. Whne the game loded, the titled screeen said "Pokmon: Darkfire" which was like saffire only it was merged with the the word dark in it instead. Ti creeped me out becase i new it wasnt my slep tireness making me see it... This. Was. Real. I was creepyed out, but i play anyway becase i sooooooooo want to play it. When i in the truck going to the new hose, the door didnt open,it stayed shut and traped me in the truck that i was in it. The trainer loked like he was scared; his eyes were wide open; he was wobling as he wlaked; and he looked overal scared. Eventooly, his pupils disapeerd; witch was scary because it was. He started to blood; and the blood was trail as he waked around the truck. Finly, the dor opened; and thare was a g host stareing at the guy rite outside./... He "said ur game has ben applied with the evil goste virus! I will hont u for your hole life forever! At" this point; i was scarred; i didnt want to be honted by the ghotse virus! It was sooooo scary; i didnt now wat to do; so i made friend; whos name is Jimy; and he playd it also; only wen he playd it; the truck opened imeedately... He went to the prof and choosed mudkip; and it new the same moves. Wen it shold have lerned bubblle; he didnt lern it. Instead; he lerned a move called "Blood ble beam..." It was so scary wen he used it! There was blood everwere and then the pokemon died and there was blood and ghosts and skeletowns and blood and there were shadows too and then there were bloods more also and then more skeeletons and ghosts! Finly, it showed a pickture of us standing around the gameboy advanses; and it was frum behind us! So we loked behind us; and there was a skeletown holding a camera and recording it! It was so scray! We threw away the game cart tridge in the flameplace so it burned, and then we saw blood coming out of it, and then ghosts came out and grabed us and we died; only i came un-dead and wrote this!