Disclaimer: You should know it by now. I'll repeat just to be safe. I don't own Castlevania or any of its characters. They are owned by Konami.

Author's Note: It's a random idea I just thought of. Expect characters of different games of the series are here.

In a room full with vampire hunters, a white-haired man enters the room. "I'm here." He said and sits near a yellow-haired man dressed in red who is reading a book.

"Soma, Richter's not with you?" The yellow-haired man asked.

"Wait, Richter's not here yet, Jonathan?" Soma replied.

"I thought he was with you." Jonathan said.

"He's late." Soma replied and opens a window. "He should know everyone is here." He looks at the window and his eyes are widened. "No… way…" He trips backwards and surprised Jonathan.

"What's wrong, Soma?!" Jonathan asked.

Soma points at the window. "Ri… Ri…"

Jonathan looks at the window and his eyes also widened. "Ri… Ri…" He gathers his courage up to shout. "Richter's walking with Shanoa!" He pointed and everyone looks at the window.

"God damn it! That Belmont's making a move on her before I do!" Albus shouted.

"Wait; if you do that, wouldn't that be the path to incest?" Nathan asked.

Albus points his gun to Nathan's head. "Shut up, card face!" He replied.

"Damn…" Maxim said as he decided not to look.

"What are all of you, looking at?" Hugh asked.

"Hey, it's Hugh." Henry said.

"There are many things that you should be aware of." Hugh said and everyone moves away as he walked to the window. "Look."

"Richter is averting his gaze." Hugh said. "They walk at different speeds." He added. "They might have talked to each other but it ended pretty quickly. But then, if they get used to it, it may only be a matter of time."

Everyone is surrounded a very dark aura. "You know what we need to do, right?" Hugh asked. "All of you maximize your virgin power!" Then he faced everyone. "Commence operation!" And everyone moves out like ninjas.

After that, in front of the door near an area, Richter and Shanoa stopped. They see Hugh standing near there.

"Hey, I'm sorry that I'm late." Richter said. "I didn't feel so good early." He added. "It's kinda getting cold. Are we in an area near a cold place?" He asked.

Hugh walks in front of them. "Do not mind the cold." He replied and points his finger. "Because you will never have the chance to see the season of spring." He said.

"What are you talking about?" Richter asked. "Do you have a loose spring?"

Soma, Jonathan, Nathan, Maxim, Henry, Albus and Curtis step out and surround them. (For some of you who don't know, Curtis Lang is a character of the novel Akumajō Dracula: Kabuchi no Tsuisōkyoku, who is the apprentice of Julius Belmont. If you want to know more, check the wiki.)

"Now, I have to ask you." Hugh said. "Why in the name of all that is holy are you walking with a sexy back lady like her?!" He asked.

Shanoa bows at Richter. "Thank you for showing the way." She said.

"Oh, don't worry." Richter replied. "Just head to the right and you'll reach the chapel area." He said. "Next time, bring a map with you so you won't get lost again." He added and Shanoa leaves.

Everyone except Hugh jawdropped. "SHE WAS JUST LOOOOST?!"

"How am I supposed to know that they're a couple?" Hugh asked.

"What the heck is he saying?" Everyone asked.