Disclaimer: I own nothing of Twilight, Duct tape, or Stephenie Meyer. Although I did use to be a spork in one of my past lives…
A/N: I'm sorry for my grammar and spelling mistakes; I'm not exactly the best at this and am new to it. Please tell me what you think and include constructive criticism! As I repeat VERY OOC! A story of SUPER CLICHÉS! The point of views will change from time to time so bear with me!
Bite Me
Bella POV
I was getting ready for bed after feeding Charlie and felt absolutely exhausted. Walking into my room I noticed Edward was not sitting in the rocking chair or in my bed as usual. He was lying on the floor surrounded by pictures taken from my childhood photo albums.
"Hey what are looking at?" I asked as I sat on the bed while wringing out my hair with a small towel.
"Oh nothing. Just some old photos of you as a baby I didn't know you were so assertive." He answered showing me a picture of Charlie hunched over as I kicked him in the gut.
"Well I really didn't want to visit and they made me!" I pouted.
"As long as you didn't just kick him for the joy of exercise, I like your angry face." He frowned pulling me down onto the bed with him.
He kissed me softly and I started drifting off to the sound of my lullaby. About ten minutes later I kept getting more surface dreams when I heard my lullaby turn into something with more of a rhythm. At once my eyes shot open and I remembered the song. Edward had his eyes closed and was moving his hips and humming to the tune of Low by T-Pain and FloRida. When morning finally came I was so stunned by what had happened that I didn't get a wink of sleep. I was still trying to erase the memory form my mind when I heard a velvety voice whisper in my ear.
"Good morning Shaw-Love." Edward said, correcting himself, hoping to make me forget what he said he gave me a gentle kiss, and normally I forgot what day it was. However, I knew I really wanted to ask Alice what the hell was going on.
When we got to the house Alice took me up the stairs and into her room, and no, I do not mean running, we magically appeared there!
"I saw that you needed to talk to me." Alice said while eyeing me suspiciously.
"Alice," I started hesitantly "why does Edward know the rhythm to Low and Shake that?"
"Oh Emmett took him, Jasper, and Carlisle to a party a while back. Those songs are oddly memorable. I couldn't get the songs out of my head for about a month after Emmett burned the CD." She Answered.
That moment Edward came through the door, Jasper fell out of the closet holding his side and laughing, Emmett crashed through the ceiling on a bungee cord, and the crew to Punk'd along with Ashton Kutcher came through the window.
"Carmen Electra you have just been Punk'd!" Ashton yelled to the camera.
Jasper was jumping up and down behind Ashton trying to make himself seen on camera.
Then POOF! The Punk'd crew was gone, Edward gave me a snickers bar, Emmett went through the other wall, and Jasper passed out drunk.
A/N Ok that pretty much sucked so please keep reading it WILL get better. Peace&Love! R&R