The adventures of a socially awkward boy, the new directions and the doctor

Jeremy's hair flopped...onto his face and behind him stood two beautiful girls who could easily be mistaken for godesses. They had just landed at Mckinley highschool. They stepped out of the tardis, the doctor was mistified on how they had landed here. Of course Rebecca and Katie knew exactly how it had happened. They had bribed Jeremy Who with their astonishing good looks to change the route that the tardis was taking. However the Doctor seemed thilled with where he was at. He loved Glee, he had watched it all his life. It looked like Season 2, this was his favourite. Anyway, so Rebecca and Katie stepped out gawping at how their plan had worked out. Rebecca ran straight to thechoir room as she knew that it was where Sam would be, Katie ran to the auditorium to stop Jesse from singing to Rachel as this was a waste of time. Jeremy just sat there glum, wondering how did he get caught up by their crazy shanigans, however he couldn't argue with a good pot pie. He started daydreaming about their meaty centre and flakey exterior. Meanwhile the Doctor had an idea. So back to the auditorium, where Katie was making excellent progress...with destroying any future relationship between Rachel and Jesse. To do this she needed Rachel to go to Finn, and for Quinn to go elsewhere so she beat her up and sent her to Mexio. She persuaded Rachel away and told her that Finn had a flower for her. She ran off to find him and Jesse was all alone with Katie. At last she thought. Meanwhile Rebecca was beating Mercedes at a ballad-off. Rebecca won and Mercedes started to cry and ran off. Sam was amazed at Thow she had done this and left Mercedes with a plate of tots with a wig so she couldn't tell the difference. Sam proposed to Rebecca and left both Mercedes and Alex crying in the corner. They had a joint wedding with Jesse and Katie to save expenses. While Sam and Jesse were packing their things Rebecca and Katie went back to the tardis. "Hey guys, you'll never guess...what the hell! We'll just come back later..." and they shut the door. This was because Jeremy was being 'raped' by the Doctor. Yes this was the Doctor's great idea. Rape Jeremy until he became gay, like him. Mike Chang was sitting on a chair texting. "Aren't you gonna help me?" Jeremy screamed helplessly. "No. I'm texting Tina. Oh and By the way this is going on youtube. I have a porno channel. And this is all Tina watches...Its a valentines day gift..." He said smiling. But then Jeremy got to thinking Hmmm... this isn't half bad...why I'd say it is rather nice...OMG what am I thinking? I'm not gay I love girls! Maybe I'm bi...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Meanwhile Katie was in a dark ally, for some aparent reason when she came across Lauren Zizes. "What up Zizes" Katie sneered at her longtime enemy, "Could say the same to you" Zizes responded. Then it broke out into a full out brawl, until Lauren's leg was broken and Katies nose was dislocated. Jesse and Puck found them and demanded them to stop and for them to take it down to fight club. Meanwhile Rebecca and Sam were stopping the Doctor from doing his terrible deed and chucked him out of the tardis and went to get Katie and Jesse. They found them in the choir room sing a duet ballad. Then it occured to them that without a time lord they couldn't drive the Tardis but there was one secret Time Lord in Mkinley, but who was it?