He would never understand it.
Never.
Light Yagami sighed, eyeing the other male curiously. The two had been handcuffed together for some time now, slowly getting used to the other company. Light would not deny the awkwardmess and sexual tension. Hell, even Matsuda sensed it.
But seriusly. Light would never understand how L sat the way he did and didnt fall over. No one had that kind of ballence, he thought.
the brunette teen sighed, 'Im going to regret this...' he thought. L sat a few feet away in a desk chair, or crouched rather, eating his usual sweets, watching three moniters at once.
Light bit his lip and began to shift, adjusting his position so he was crouched exactly as L was. It surprisngly wasnt as hard as he had thought. But sadly, gravity had other plans for this double crosser.
He shifted slightly, catching the handciff chain on the corner of the desk. His eyes widened slightly as he moved again, attempting to untangle it but only succeeded in yanking L's arm out and oulling the other from his chair.
"L!" He cried, suddenly feeling himself being dragged from the chair by the dreaded chain. He landed with a quiet thud on top of the detective who let out a surprised gasp.
The raven haire man syared up at him with blank onyx eyes. He stared back, dark brown orbs widened in shock at the two male's close proximity.
"Well hello Light-kun..." L mumbled lamely, his hot breath ghosting over the said brunettes lips.
"H-hello.." light replied nervously, cheeks turning a light red color. He would have facepalmed at the clicheness of it all but secretly liked it.
And he would put the names of anyone who laughed, in his death note.
Light's cheks heated up slightly more in realizationg at the two's positioning, his legs resting on either side of L's hips, groins and torsos pressed seemlessly together.
Light was, embarrassed and turned on while L showed absooutely no emotion. Though, he was smirking slightly, clearly amused by Light's expression.
A few moments later L had raised up and pressed his lips against Light's, throwing his arms around Light's neck. His eyes widened farther, blush darkening as his eyes began to flutter closed.
After a few moments the initial shock had subsided and the brown eyed teen began to kiss back.
Little did he know, the entire task force and Misa Amane had chosen that minute to walk in.
"LIGHT!" Misa shreiked, shocked. "Oh my god! Ryuuzaki is raeping Light!"
In the corner, Matsuda was snickering. Soichero glared at the other man and slapped him upside the head.
L and Light flew apart, leaping to opposite corners of the room. But due to the handcuff chain, where yanked back together and back onto the ground. They lay there side by side, staring up at an irate Soichero and Misa.
THough Misa was more devastated and confused. Tears fell down the emotional blond's cheeks.
"What in-...Oh dear.." Watari said as he stumbled in on the extremely awkward room. "I told you that chain was a bad idea, Ryuuzaki."
~Later that week~
L sat in his desk chair, munching on his usual sweets. Light sat in another chair beside him, watching a computer moniter intently.
The two had sworn never to speak of "The Incident" as it had come to be called, ever again.
A.N: I had wayyy too much fun writing this. :P XDD
Unbeta'd. I do not own Death Note. If I did, it would be all yaoi and MattxMello would be the main pairing. And Near would have died some insane way so Matt and Mello could live happily ever after with L and Light as porn stars on some abandoned island in the Carribean.
I AM NOT INSANE! D XD