Alternate universe. Death.
Humour.
Swearing.
Violence.
Supernatural.
Naruto`s p.o.v!
Blood and gore.
I don`t own any naruto characters,
but the OCs are MINE!!! _
Chapter 1 Keeping it a secret!
Kyuto kitsune`s/fire-foxe`s p.o.v:
The black phone rings, I pick it up.
▒Hello, this is fire-foxe, how can I be of assistance?▓ my sultry voice asked.
▒Hello, this is mr┘scarecrow┘I hear you are an assassin?▓ the other voice asks. Mr. scarecrow eh? It`s kakashi sensei, I just know it, the stupid fool.
▒Yes, assassinating is my job, why do you think I chose it?▓ I say curtly. Nobody knows who I am. And I plan on keeping it that way. Safe. hidden.
▒Ah, well, if yo-▓ he starts but I cut in.
▒Excuse me Mr. scarecrow, I have to go now, business calls you see, not just some random person talking to me in order to get my attention.
Sorry for being rude, so┘see-ya.▓ I say, dropping the phone onto the receiver. Well, like I said, work-time.
Minutes later, I find myself slicing the offender`s head off and I`m showered in blood, kyuubi goes crazy. He really enjoys this side of me. That makes 2 of us, I`m rarely like this. As I rinse my hair and body, I watch the dye and blood go down the drain. I reach for the towel, yanked it off the rack and rubbed myself dry, then padded to my room and got some fresh clothes and underwear out, I began to dress myself, looking in the mirror, the orange dye isn`t fully gone┘oh, well, let`s hope nobody notices. I see my blood-caked mask sat on my desk. A pale, snake-like teen, entered my room, I face him.
▒Hey, foxe┘how`d it go?▓ he asks me.
▒Fun┘and yours snake?▓ I asked him.
▒Perfect┘if only your ninja mates knew what you`re really like┘you are so┘cruel, you are a demon, in angel`s skin, so evil, it`s past words┘▓ he trailed off. It`s true┘I, naruto uzumaki, a.k.a fire-foxe, am the infamous assassin/serial killer, and that I am, a bloodthirsty monster┘I even own up to it, demonic grin + all.
▒Innit, 1 problem though, I want them to find out the hard way, in the meantime. We keep it hush-hush. Kay?▓ I asked the younger boy.
▒Kay, shall I fly ya?▓ s.i.k asked me, as he released his black feathery wings, accidentally tearing his hoodie off. I nodded, pressing a button on the desk: making the ceiling open up. The 13-year-old waited till I was ready.
▒Hehe, hold on tight!▓ s.i.k hisses and he seized me from behind and flew up, as the hole closed below us, I grin.
▒Yo s.i.k, I`ll show you the way to kohona.▓ I told the vampeshikain teen. An hour later we were just hovering above my apartment. I signalled for him to drop me and go.
▒Bye foxe!▓ he grinned, flying off, I
waved him off, then went inside.
I sighed, as I looked at the clock: only 3 hours left to meet my team-mates, I`m only 14 and I`m already a SS-class nin┘well, fire-foxe is. Hehe. I`m still in my ripped jeans and top, and I can`t find my clothes! Shit!
*Knock, knock* they are in the city.
Shit! I hope it aint kakashi-sensei, or sakura-chan, or sai-kun, or yamato-san, or sasuke┘plz be somebody else.
▒Knock, knock!▓ I hear a dark voice through the door. I smile, it`s s.i.k.
▒Oi, ish any1 called naruto uzumaki lives ere? Cause I have gots his clothes┘▓ he says, I let the guy in.
▒Thank hell you came back! I was in a right state. No clean clothes!▓ I babble, s.i.k merely chuckled, and handed me a suitcase full of clothes.
▒All the clothes that are suitable for ya village┘couldn`t find ya tango pants┘so I got ya these instead!▓ he said opening the suitcase and pulled out a pair of black pants, with orange flames going up 1 leg and a massive spiral on the other. He made me it┘
▒Thank-you s.i.k! I needed some flames! And my in favourite colour too!▓ I grin as went into the bathroom to try them on. Perfect!
▒Perfect fit!▓ I told him, s.i.k told me that the trousers are made of a special material, and it repairs itself and is mission-proof. And it can change the colours if I want it to.
▒Seeing you have to go to a meeting of some sort in half an hour, and I got a mission, this is bye.▓ He smiled, unintentionally exposing his fangs.
▒Yeah, see-ya!▓ I chirrup, giving him a single armed hug, he hugs back, and I wave him off. He`s flown back.
▒Gotta put these away.▓ I mutter, putting all the clothes away in the drawers in my room, I rush about in the new pants s.i.k got me, and a black vest-top, and my trademark orange jacket. I glanced at the clock, only 20 minutes left, I tie on my head-band, strap on my kunai holsters, I decided going against wearing sandals, so I wore black converse trainers. I`m quite the rebel. Hehe. Locking the door, and walked to the team 7 training grounds to find that sasuke, sakura and sai are already there. Kakashi-sensei`s not in sight. Whoa lucky me.
▒Nice trousers naruto!▓ sai called to me, I smile and walk towards him.
▒Thanks sai-kun! Hey sasuke-kun! Hi sakura-chan!▓ I shout, it`s amazing how nice and happy I can be. I get AA* for my acting skills! I attempt conversation, and get none. I sigh, then I smell┘fresh blood. Either somebody got cut or-┘wet hands.
▒Hey foxe! I got bored so I flew over to say hi┘hi!▓ s.i.k said playfully, taking his bloodied hands off my face, I give him a heated glare.
▒You idiot! Look at the state of ya!▓ I hissed at him. S.i.k shrugged in reply, he saw the lake, and run jumps in,
then he got out, shook himself dry, then he laughed at sakura: he had soaked her, and she was wearing white, and it was now see-through.
▒Soz! Ma bad! I`m bored cos it was so lame, I would`ve more fun shagging a bloody corpse!▓ he said, making the both of us laugh. {{S.i.k is British! ^^ lolz!!}} the other 3 stare at us.
▒Innit though! #Dey calls me mister boombastic! Telephontastic! #▓ s.i.k sang: as we were now in hysterical laughter. Then he picked me up bridal-style and tossed me into the lake┘that was fucking FREEZING!!! I am gonna to kill him! He gulped.
▒Snake. I. Am. Gonna. Kill. You!!!▓ I yell getting out and chasing him with a kunai. Fuck it! immortal or not, I will find a way to kill him! He screamed, as I chased him for the 23rd time around the whole of kohona. Now we were back in the training grounds, neither of us tired, just stood glaring at each other. Then kakashi-sensei and yamato-san drag their lazy arses here, s.i.k sniffs.
▒I smell sweaty bum-sex!!▓ he laughs. I take a whiff, and then I cover my nose, it stunk! S.i.k grabs onto sai`s and sasuke`s shoulders to prevent himself: from falling over, it worked.
Kakashi + yamato looked horrified, sakura stared in shock. Sai gasped. Sasuke`s jaw-dropped. I laughed.
▒Hahahahaha!!! Nice 1 s.i.k!▓ I laugh, hi-5ing him, conveniently forgetting my anger towards him. Little snake.
▒Hehe!▓ he giggles, sticking his black forked tongue out at me. Scaring everybody but myself. Shit. I sigh.
▒Hey, s.i.k, listen: put ya tongue back in cos┘▓ I whispered an explanation to him, he laughed even harder, pulled out his wings, said bye, and flew off, back to west-side of capsule city. {{From dbz!}} I face my team-mates, acting if nowt happened.
I predict a riot!! Lolz!! ^_^ I love riots! Especially making them! ^^