[A/n:] I have just recovered from the worst case of Writer's Block I've had...ever. However, I am back, and starting with a new fandom! Go me! I hope you enjoy this, InuYasha fans!
"Welcome to 'Things We'd Love to Ask Them'. Our first guest is InuYasha! Thanks for joining us on the show."
"Yeah, ok."
"Now, we all know that you are the half-demon half-human phenomenon that's sweeping feudal Japan. Now tell me: what's with the big, red body bag?"
"What?!?"
"Your balloon pants. Is this a fashion statement or something?"
"What kind of a question is THAT?!?"
"Answer the question, please."
"Why?"
"Because you signed an agreement before you went on the air."
"What?!?! You said that was for my legal protection!!!"
"That too. But you obviously don't read the fine print."
"(grumble) Fine. I wear these pants for two reasons: firstly, I don't want to wear a dress like that Monk. And if I wore tight pants, my leg muscles would show, and most girls would be wishing that I were wearing no pants at all."
"I'm sure Miroku would be insanely jealous."
"Feh. I'll bet."
"I think this is a good time for us to turn to our callers. Caller one, you're on the air."
"Hey, InuYasha. One question: do you ever resent your ears? I mean, do they sometimes make you feel like less than a warrior and more like a cute little puppy?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Caller number two? Go ahead."
"Hello. I am a representative from Shippo Lovers Anonymous. We would like to request that you stop beating on poor, defenseless Shippo."
"NEVER!!!!!!!!! STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!!!!"
"(sigh) Caller three?"
"Hi. I was wondering how the sibling rivalry is going between you and Sessy."
"He's being a (censored for your health), as usual."
"Take it away, Caller number four."
"Hi. I just want to make an experiment, you know, to see if something works over the phone."
"O...K..."
"Sit boy."
SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!
"Ok, it worked. Thanks!"
"We're running out of time for today, so you're the last caller, number five."
"Hello. InuYasha, do you have feelings for Kagome?"
"...why?"
"Answer the question."
"I..um...uh...er...NO!!!!"
"Well, that's all the time we have for tonight. Thanks for joining us, and we'll see you tomorrow. InuYasha! Don't stab yourself with the Tetsusaiga!!! Ack! Stop...!!"