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Anikan:
Yo Picard More like my nards
Gonna save big money there… At minards
Yo ryems are like the jedi weak and shit
My ryems are like the sith cool and shit
Crowd:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Picard:
Numba Won take us into orbit
His ryemes so week he mitght as well forfit
Mr Warf Lock on torpidos
this will be over quick and we will all be wearing spedos
Warf:
Shall i fire caption
Picard:
No he was alrady ruined by his bad actin
Anikan:
Yo dog ur rymes are like sand
Iretaing and shit… Just like sand.
My rymes will murder u just like those tusken raiders.
I killed all the women and children plus all of the hators
if u wish to fight my ur mistaken.
I will call up qui gon jin and he has set of skills...Just like Taken
Picard:
Mr Obrien warp me down
I have to end this foolish clown
Grab mah phasor set to stun
now this should be fun
Data:
Excuse me caption by my calculations
THis should be a rare ocasion
Ryker:
here that caption u betta be carful
u might interfrer with prime dricive
Picard:
dont woory i will make it to dress reharsel
ricker dont forget to wear ur contersitives (We dont any of ur fucking children scrub lord)
Anikan:
Dont worry i have the high ground…
Oh no Jar Jar is lurking around
Jar-Jar:
Mesa FUck u up
After worlds Wesa Gonna go to the strip club
But First Wesa has to fuck up tese fagots
Anikan:
Yippe
Now this is pod racin
Picard:
im captin john fukin luck picard the captin of the uss fucin enterpries
aND thsis rap battel will mostly comprise
of ur mshity one liners
you gonna feel like a minor
Mr warf stop being a faggot
im french so go choke on a bagget
Mr warf:
:(
Piccard:
Mr warf engae
Mrwarf
why should i u just cvalled me a faggot
I think i might kill my slef now
cuz that realy hrut u know.
Piccard
Good go ahead
Pick up the phasor and put it to ur head
Now that ur filled with all this rage
mr warf go ahead and ENGAGE
Crowd + anikan + JarJar:
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
Wait did warf just kill him self oh shit this went for 0-100 realy fukin fast like holy shit dudes.
Anikkan:
Dude did warf just kill him self?
Picard:\
I think so warf u there buddy
Warf i was just kidding
Warf u there buddy
It was just a prank bro… just a prank…
Anikan:
dude that is fucked up
you just made own guy kill jhim selfg
Picard:
What eva u cholke u own men all the time
Not just in the normal chocke
u also choke there dicks with ur force grip.
Yoda:
Yoda mess you guys up going to.
No match for my sick ryems, you guys are
Litel fagg, jar jar is.
Super hot fire, my lyrics are. Herh herh herh.
Im a rapper not. Yes, hmmm.
Anikan:
Get out of here master im the dopest sith around
if u dont have to force you into the ground
Yoda go back to your cathedral
from my point of veiw the jedi are evil
Freddy Fazbear:
hey guyz im gonna jump scare u like its 1984
and u wont even have time to close ur doors
*Anikan force pushes freddy into lava*
ANIKAn:
Now u can burn like ur shitty fan base
u fukin nut case
Pikcard:
Numba won did u see that bear
Rikaer:
yes captin but i dont care
im haveing sex with all the aliens
i dont even care if its homo sapiens
picard:
dosent mater anikan im gonna fuck u up
u gonna be3 owned so hard u shall quack like a duck
RADYEN:
fuk u anikan
My ryems are like a mannequin
im a fuckin thunder god
u a fukin sith dog\
come at me and there will be a claimty
i might have to preforme a fatilty
Anikna:
Fuck u
just like i fucked ur mom
my lyrics are like a bomb
no what they are the bomb
u look like a pussy wearing that dress
no what i just want to give u a gental cureses
god of thunder more thje god of dick cuz thats all u get
im the god of pussy and u never forget
u belgone in a zoo
rest in rip u
lu kang:
( /m0IYvhK0AaQ?t=1m2s end at 1:10)
Batman:
im what this rap battel needs not what it deserves
come at me i got stell nerves
im the dark knight
but u can call me the dank night
anikan u gonna be put into a can
u nknow why cuz im BATMAN
Picard:
were did u come from the circus
u are a really huge disturbance
good thing i brought my pasher
gonnas shoot u with my lazor
click set it to kill
what was ur fathers naem bill?
Batman
*Triggerd*
Picard:
wahts up mr dead parents
there bodys are in the ground with the antz
i would shoot u with my pashoer
but i dont have to shoot u with my lazor
cuz i already killed u with my rhyme
im sorry bat man but your all out of time.
Luigi:
Its a me the green mario
imm gonna fuck u up like mario fuckes peach
and i watch
Picard:
stop talking u green litel migte
u need drugz to grow u faggot
u cant even ryem
now get out and stop wasting our time
anikan:
who the fuck are these pepole like atleat 100 guyz here now
i thoguth this was a rap battel was between me and this cow
trump:
My father has gave me a small lone of a million dollers
now time to mess u fags up becaser im baller
im gonna build a wall with rap skills
all u guyz are just rapist and drug deallers
that may have not ryemed but im the ruller of earth so i dont give a fuck
no go and fuck a duck
umpa lumpas:
umpa lompas here to fuclk u]
were here to spit hot fire at u
what do u get when u guzzel down my cum
eating my dick like a elphant u bum
i seen ur dick i dont like the look of it
umpa loumpa doped de
ur ryems so week makes me want to pee
umpa lumpa dopity da
go get beat up by your pa
i got a perfect puzzel for u
if u think u can mess with us we will wreck u to
obi wan:
You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Anikan:
Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Obi wan:
Fine i will rekt u then
its prety easy cuz u like men
u gay fagget
u look like a fukin magot
and dont worry i have the high ground
now dont u try to jump around
anikan:
whiel altleast i dont like poop
like u. u old coot
whith my new powers i will wreck u
and i will reck every ojne else to
Obi won:
u may try to rekt me
but that will be diffculkt u see
cuz im ur master
and u be just a aprintace
i will wreck u faster
then i wreck ur moms pussy
oh wait but shes dead
still wont stop me from getting head
my lyricas are pure fire
u may have a high midclorian level
but mine are fire
Anikna:
The fire burns
Obi won:
i will cut off ur leds with this swift ryeme
and ur hands so u wont be abel to clime
out of the buring pit created by my hot fire
it seemes that ur sitation is dire
19 years later
Darth vader:
its me darth V
and im the greatest you sea
ive got a brething condition
but im on an important mission
to finish this battle
noe dont u go and tattel
i will wrek u picard once and for all
i will cut u in haff just like darth mal
Picard:
what the fuk who are u?
it dosint matter
i will rek u to
u fuking molestor
Luke skyker:
hey picard im going to avenge my father
ima retk u so hard u will sem like a toddler
and you dartyh v
u might aswell take a nee
ima rek u so hard
u fukkin retard
Obi wan:
no darth v
i am the key
i will rek u again u see
so com at me u pussy
Darth V:
your week old man
thanks fer the tan
i wil get vengence on you
and picard too
what you got u old creep?
ur wooly like a sheep
look thats no moon
u fuckin coon
obi won:
if you wrek me
i wil become mor powerful
you will see
Darth V:
I will strice u down
onto the grownd
U cant beet me
because im fucking Darth V
Luke:
Nooooo
u tin can
il hit u with a pan
I will wrek u for my father
Darth V
No luke i am you father
Luke:
Nooooooooooo
Bambi:
Dont cry bitch
at leest you have a father
hate to be a snitch
U fukin littwel robber
Luke:
shut up cunt
go smoce a blunt
Or i will shoot u just like your mum
im the fucking bomb
Mr. Rogers:
Its a buetiful day to wrek u bitches\
when im throug with u u will need stiches
Wont u be my nabor fag?
ur a big sag
Darth V:
Mr. rogers?
more liek Mr why bother
get out of here u feg
go suck on a littel peg
u got wreked mr R
got hit by the wreking car
The Empirere
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD
this puts me int the mood
To turn yong skywelker
into a fucking staker
now srike down ur father
and take his place as my bitch
Luke:
no im a wreker like my father before me
he has some mlg in him still u wil see
Darth V:
no son its to lete fore me
Nicholas cage:
No not the BEES
Hmmm lets see
i will wrek u like im wrekingstine
Ive never lost a rap battle not once not one time
Princess Leia:
Nick get out of here u ryemes are weak
just like stale cheese
My rap is gonna beat all of u pussys
until u are mushy
Padamae:
Ani what are doing rap battling these scrubs
after u win lets go to the pubs
Leia:
Mother ur alive
sindel:
To bad you… will die
Sonic: Your to slow for my epic bars
now that the speing blue hedhog is here this battel will be ours
Darth V:
What the fuck is this blue hedhog
might as well be a hedghog
u games are weak
just like u cheapskake
Sonic:
darth v your running out of time
u cant defete my sick oc ryme
Poe: (the dragon warior
im really fat
but i wil stil rek u all
im here ansering the call
Sonic:
u think that was good poe
your tooo slow
ima rek u now
u filthy fucking cow
Papyrus:
Hey u filthy humans
my puzzels are gonna make u be ruined
With my spegitaii
i wont hurt u if u like spegatti if so there will be confiite
Homemade spegathi is the best but i buy the store berand becase it is the cheapist
but when i fuck ur mom i go the deepest
Obama:
Hey there im the potus
now you better take a notice
before trump takes office
before he deports u so u better be catious
now my fire is gonna set u ablaze
once im done my niggers its gonna be monday
so u better hury becase when im done gonna drop some nukes
u big jewkues
Hitler:
Did some one say jews
Cuz i goota gas does Noobz
Picerd;
why ar there so many noobz now
i willl have teh rek all of u cows
i will crash the entireprice into u fags
kill u all with one smooth gags
pewdipiy:
HEYYY WATS UP BROS ITS PEREEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEWDIIIIIIIPIIIEEEEE
its tim for all u feggs to die
iv got 40 fuckin subs
go suck on a cub
lets playn some more gay fucking simulator
wiln i fuc all of the h8ers
i wi fukin brek ur rists
BRO FIST!
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Darth V:
Who let this weeb in is here ur plus 1 picard
do u Yiff with numba won
I bet ur a fukin broney
ur big Phony
PicarD:
fuk u u tin helmit werin buket
u can teven breath u probably fuck it
cum at me u loser i will fuk ur dead mom
u can check me out a Darth v .com
God:
Did i really make all of you
beccase you are just plan stuiped you jews
Hitler: ;
Im gonna smite u down like a plane full of musliums
gonna 9/11 u for my rappin cause
Osama: ;
buy my new mixtape at BandCamp. com
Once im done your all be like chec mate atheists
who wants to 1v1 me in a rap battel
no one cuz ur a cattel
just gotta get my metor and press send
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