- The Idiot Magnet-
Here are reasons why Hotaru is an idiot magnet.
Morning. Time to go to class …early. She arrived in the classroom. Only Yuu was there.
"Good morning, Hotaru-san!" Yuu greeted. "I'm glad to see you're early. Since we're both class president, why don't we clean the room together?"
BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!
"Clean the room yourself, idiot," Hotaru said as she sat on her chair, oblivious (or maybe not) of the burnt, sooty body now lying on the floor of her classroom.
Class time:
"HOTARU!" Mikan screamed, attempting to hug her raven-haired friend.
BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!
"Another idiot," Hotaru muttered. (Mikan now has the same fate as the class president still lying on the floor had.)
Recess:
Hotaru was riding her duck motorbike with pictures of the blond boy wearuing a bunny DRESS.
"Come back IMAI!" Ruka yelled as he ran after her, accompanied by a few of his animals, helping him in the run.
Hotaru thought, 'What am I doing? Why is Nogi chasing me? Oh, right, money. You'll never get me, idiot!' And you know what happened next.
BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!
Northern Forest:
Hotaru took a walk. She spotted Natsume leaning against a tree with a lake in front of him. His face was covered by his reading material which he probably had started to read before he fell asleep.
BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!
"Imai!" Natsume shouted. "what was that for?!"
"You'll never get me, idiot!" Hotaru shouted as she ran away.
Hotaru was an idiot magnet. Her first stroke of luck? Hitting the last idiot without getting idiotorized first.
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