Disclaimer/Warning: Don't own Naruto. Yes, this will have more OC focus and they will be powerful without reason. No, I will not take this story seriously. I refuse to. Has swearing.

Pearing: No, we will not be throwing pears at people...not yet at least.

Summery: "There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love. You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead, and you may not wish for more wishes." The woman deadpanned. She was a sarcastic, lazy, smart-ass.

"Fine. I wish for more genies." And to think it all started with a pendent. From Pendent to Genie to the Naruto world. Just another uninteresting summer day.

Notes: This is also SI to some extent. This is going to seriously mess up the cannon plot line. This is purely from Boredom and from being stuck on DOL...But I promise I have not forgotten it. We don't do drama.

"Talking"/ Thinking / RANDOM VOICE THAT TELLS US WHAT TO DO / Normal writing

Kyle sighed in boredom for what was the thousandth time. She had nothing to do, at all. Summer had started and she was stuck in her moms house because her mom was against her going and walking around without her. Her mom did not get back from work until seven at night. So, all she could do it lay around and do nothing. She sat up and looked in the mirror across from her and finding that, no, nothing had changed in the last two seconds. She still had short brown hair. Still had skin. Still had feet and hands. Still had a bored expression on her face. After a minute of trying to think of what to do, she just got up and went to get some pop-sickles then take a shower. Maybe she could think about something in the shower. You could always figure out your life in the shower...

Kyle passed by her brother's room, hearing him talk on his X-box live with his friends. Lucky fucking ass, she thought as she continued on pass and to the kitchen. Her brother, Chad, was always on his X-box. It wasn't fair. She wanted on it too. She was 18, just a year younger than Chad, who was 19. They still lived with their mom because they just got out of high school, and Kyle was going to stay with her mother until she had saved up enough to get a small farm. Chad...Kyle was unsure really why he was waiting to move out. Kyle had not found a job yet, so was stuck at home. She grabbed a pop-sickle and headed for the bathroom, grabbing a towel and washcloth just before she entered it. Once in, she stripped and got into the shower with the pop-sickle, which she opened after staying in the hot water for a couple of minutes. Showers really were a great place to figure out your life. She was going to stay in this one for a loooonnnngg time.

Kyle had spent an hour in the shower before getting out. The pop-sickle was eaten and thrown away just after she had gotten out and now she was dressed in pajama shorts and a loose tank on her bed. She had her laptop out in front of her. She had gotten it a years ago from her dad when she had graduated 8th grade. He had said that since he had celebrated his graduation as well as other family members graduations from 8th grade in Illinois, then she should too. Alabama did not really make a big deal of getting out of middle school, but her family did. So, he had asked what she wanted, and after not knowing what to answer with he suggested that he could get her a laptop. He was really awesome to be around. It was sad that he lived around an hour away from her now. It made it hard to go over to his house as often as she once did.

Her dad had been out there since he had remarried to a woman that had a child that was seven years younger than Kyle. She did not mind it that much, but it did bother her at random times. Kyle just learned to let it go and ignore it. She played around on games that she found on the internet before going to Facebook in hopes that Dawn or Rita were on. They were the only friends that she really talked to as often as she could...the others were to ordinary for her to handle for time to time. She looked at random posts before turning to her group chat that she had made for herself, Dawn, and Rita a couple weeks back. She looked to see if her two friends were on, but only saw Dawn was active at the moment.

Kyle: I'm soo bored~ Kyle huffed as she typed and sent it in the group chat. Rita will hopefully read it. She waited for a while, annoyed, as she waited for Dawn's reply.

"I swear to God if she is just playing a game and ignoring me..." Kyle mumbled to herself before huffing again.

Kyle: ENTERTAIN MEEHHHH! She waited for a minute before she finally got a reply back. 'Finally.'

Dawn: what am i supposed to do about it? Kyle stared at the screen in boredom.

Kyle: entertain me...obviously...or not so obvious in the case of you... It was not long before she got a reply after that one.

Dawn: mean. Kyle huffed again, still bored. She was about to type back when she saw that Rita was on.

Kyle: RITA ENTERTAIN MEEEHHHH~~~~DAWN IS BEING MEAN Kyle smiled as she saw that it took a bit for Rita to reply.

Rita:... That was very...enlightening.

Dawn: AM NOT! DONT LISTEN TO HER SHE IT LIEING.

Kyle: LAIR! I AM AN INNOCENT CHILD THAT CAN DO NO WRONG

Dawn: BULLSHIT! SHES BEING A BULLY

Rita:...I somehow feel like just walking away... Kyle smiled and silently laughed before she got her phone and called her mom. She kept her eyes on the screen as she typed to them. She listened to the ringing before she heard her mom pick up.

"Hello?"

"Hey! I was wondering if you would mind if I hung out with Dawn and Rita today."

"Yes!"

"It's not like I am going to spend the night, we are just going to hang out and then I'm coming home. 'Sides I'm really bored staying cooped up all day in a house." Kyle huffed as she flopped down on her bed. There was a sigh on the other side of the line.

"Alright, just make sure you are safe." Kyle smiled even though she knew that her mom could not see it.

"Thanks! I'll talk to you later, ma'a. Love you!"

"Alright. I love you too. Bye."

"Bye." Kyle happily hung up and went to her group chat. She ignored the previous conversation that had carried on between Dawn and Rita and typed in a way that she hoped was something that would make Dawn think it was all her idea.

Kyle: I'm soooooooooooo bored~~ I hate being cooped up all day

Dawn: I can pick u up and we can hang out . Kyle's eyebrows raised in satisfaction. 'That was quick. Usually it takes longer.'

Kyle: I'm all for it.

Dawn: wanna join us rita? There was a moments pause, where Kyle was absolutely sure that Rita had sighed and banged her head against a door or something, and then Rita typed back.

Rita: am i gonna have to keep you two from public view? There was a pause.

Dawn & Kyle: Probably.

Rita: *sigh* fine. I'll come.

Dawn: sweet. go to kyle's and i'll pick both of ya'll up soon.

Rita: k. i'll be there in a minute kyle.

Kyle: k. see ya soon With that she closed her laptop and bounced around for a second, suddenly hyper. She hurried and stripped before putting on cargo pants. She left her tank on and put on flipflops. She grabbed her phone and wallet before stuffing them into one of her pockets in her pants. She went to her bathroom and looked in the mirror. she had very short hair with what some call a rat tail on the side of her face. She quickly braided it before nodding. She never really brushed her hair or did anything to it, just the braid. She walked around the house a few times to lose some of her energy before she heard a knock at her door. She rushed to the door and opened it up to see Rita. Rita was wearing sweat pants and a blue long sleeve. She had her seriously long brown hair in a ponytail for once and was wearing a hat.

"Rita! Come on in." Kyle smiled at her before moving to let her in. Rita smiled back as she walked in.

"I guess we have to wait for Dawn." Kyle huffed and rolled her eyes before she smiled.

" Yeah. I think we will die if I left her drive. Once she is here, I'mma take the driver's seat and drive." Rita laughed as she replied with a worried and condescending smile.

"Yeah, I don't doubt it."

When Dawn had finally picked them up, Kyle took driver's seat while Dawn went for shotgun. Rita was stuck going in the back. They had drove a bit before Dawn had made Kyle pull over to a garage sell. Nothing was really interesting there except the jewelry. Kyle got a necklace with a blue pendent that had a silver tree around it. Dawn got a necklace with a carved wolf and fangs on it while Rita got nothing. They then went to a park that had no one in it, though that was not really surprising. It was 97 degrees today, but since it was Alabama, the humidity added to it. It felt like 107 degrees. It sucked, but the young women were almost used to it...though shaded swings and a breeze help too.

They talked for a while before Kyle looked at the necklace she had just gotten. She had put it around her neck already, just like Dawn had done, and now regretted it. It was still a bit dusty. She kept swinging and listening to her friends as she rubbed the pendent to clean it. What came next surprised her. Mist started to rise out of it and form something in front of her. Rita and Dawn stopped talking and stared with Kyle at the new phenomenon. Kyle was scared at the new happenings, but the only thing that gave it away was the slight widening of her eyes and her sudden stillness. She hoped to God that this was not going to turn into one of her nightmares. Before any of them could continue to what they were probably planning, a purple guy appeared with mist for legs. There was a pause.

"You're fucking kidding me, right?" Kyle deadpanned at the guy in front of her and her friends. The guy in front of them growled at Kyle before speaking.

"I am," he paused. 'Are you fucking kidding me? Is he trying to be dramatic?' Kyle thought as she stared at him. "Azazel" He finished in a growl as he looked at Kyle. "You must be the one that summoned me. I am a genie, and I shall grant you three wishes." Kyle stared at him as though he was an idiot, before narrowing her eyes.

"I wish for seven hundred wishes," she said sarcastically.

"There are rules to this, you know." The genie glared at her. "Three, in fact. You may not wish for someone to fall in love, or mess with love." Dawn sighed at that and slumped. "You may not wish for someone to revive from the dead," Rita cussed in the background, "and you may not wish for more wishes." Kyle narrowed her eyes before huffing in annoyance.

"Fine. I wish that for what ever I wish for, there will be no consequences that I do not want to happen." Azazel narrowed his eyes right back at Kyle before he growled again at her.

"Fine." He snapped his fingers and there was a poof... 'Are you-' Kyle cut that thought off before she could go any further with it. "You have two more wishes. Wish wisely." Kyle lifted the right side of her lips in annoyance and to look unimpressed.

"I wish I was extremely physically fit." The genie sneered down at her, as if he thought she was unimaginative and stupid. He snapped his fingers anyway and there was another poof. Kyle felt healthier and stronger already, and she loved it.

"One more wish. You have all the time to-" Kyle interrupted him, unimpressed.

"I wish for another genie to replace you." She smirked at him and raised her eyebrow. He stared at her in shock before he growled.

"I told you the rules-"

"-and there was nothing about wishing for more genies that can still give me wishes. I just could not wish for more wishes." Kyle snarked back mockingly.

"That still counts!" Kyle did not give in.

"Does not. You need to be more specific with your rules next time. Now, fulfill my wish." Dawn and Rita laughed at how brilliant that was. He glared hard at her before snapping his fingers a final time before another person can in his place. This time it was a female. She looked a lot nicer.

"I am Aara." She smiled at Kyle. "I am to be your genie. You will get three wishes." Before she could continue, Kyle cut her off.

"I am sorry to interrupt," Kyle smiled at her, "but I wish for seven hundred wishes." Aara looked confused before she looked worries.

"I am sorry. I do not mean to be rude to you, but I-"

"I know, you can not grant me that wish. You can either grant it, though, or I can just keep wishing for more genies to get more wishes. Either way I get what I want." Kyle said it gently, because she actually did like this one. Aara seemed to worry for a moment and bite her lip before she slowly nodded.

"I.. I guess that is the same. Your wish is my command..." She clapped her hands together and there was a jingle of bells. 'At least she is original.' Kyle then smiled at her.

"I am going to wish for a bunch of stuff at once so we can get this done faster, okay?" She waited for Aara's nod before she continued. "I wish that Dawn and Rita were as fit as I am. I wish Chad, my brother, was fit as well. I wish that I can travel to any dimension I want through two claws that are on my right middle and ring finger. I wish that I can travel through dimension indefinitely. I wish that I had tattoo's that looked like very important seals going along my left arm and onto my left side of my face, but didn't do anything. I wish that every time I travel to a different dimension, I got a 'game' like choice on how I look and what I have to choose from. I wish the same happened with Dawn, Rita, and Chad. I wish my Brother was here with us. I wish we all had extremely great senses." Kyle could not think of anything else at the moment, but it was enough. She had something in mind and it was going to be fun. Aara nodded and clapped. There was a jingle of bells before suddenly everything she asked for happened.

"Is that all?" Kyle nodded to Aara before Aara dissipated into her pendent. Chad stood confused in front of the young women as they all laughed happily.

"You are awesome!" Dawn hugged Kyle as she nodded.

"Just wait. I have a plan..."