These are England's weird thoughts at night. Enjoy!
"I google the weirdest things at night. Ha, I hope no one looks at them..."
"I have zero self-control on Amazon. I'm buying everything I see..."
"Shit, my phone's at 16%! Where's my charger?! Please don't die! Hang in there!"
"Dammit! It's so hard to plug chargers in when it's dark!"
"Would it be creepy to text someone right now? I mean, it's not that la- ... Ok, maybe it is a little late..."
"I wonder what America's doing right now...maybe he can't fall asleep either..."
"Does anyone think about me when they can't fall asleep?"
"I just calculated that if I fall asleep right now, I'll get six hours and twenty-seven minutes of sleep..."
"Why can't I fall asleep?!"
"Shut up, thoughts. I'm trying to sleep!"
"Ouch! That's embarrasing... I just dropped my phone on my face. Well, at least no one saw that, right. Shit, that makes me sad. I can't go to sleep sad.
"I'm going to be so tired tomorrow..."
"Why am I so tired during the day, but so awake at night?"
"Siri, how long can humans stay awake for? Eleven days! No, I'm not trying that..."
We've all had those nights when are thoughts are holding us back from sleeping, ha ha.
Thanks for reading! I'm working on one for America, and I will hopefully post it on Wednesday, March 2, 2016.
However, I can't decide who to do after America, so leave a review, and let me know who you want.
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Also, if you haven't yet, go read my last story, England, the sick brit, and thank you to everyone who read it. It was my first story, and I think it turned out well.
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-aphfan101