Disclaimer: I do not own Eva. I wish I did then I would be rich Hahahahahahahahah *cough, Hack wheeze*

EVA SPOFF

"So this is what the angel was after." Kaji asked.

"Yes this is what it was after. This is Adam the first human Gendo answered.

Gendo reaches over to touch Adam "Isn't it so cute?" Gendo asked.

*CHOMP*

Gendo pulls his hand back quickly.

"OWWWWW! The little bugger bit me!" Gendo yelled.

Gendo reaches to it again. "Ah.sir don't you think you should leave it."

"OWWWWW! The little bugger bit me again!" Gendo yelled pulling his hand back again.

"Okay that's it you don't get the angel until you can control yourself!" Kaji yelled closing the container.

"Ohhh.I'll be good." Gendo pouted.

"Fine I'm gone." Kaji stated as he left.

"At last I can be alone with my new pet I wonder what trick I should teach it first.

That day Gendo completely forgot about destroying the world.

A/N Yeah I know it sucked but give me a break I'm still working on my other story.