A/N: Heyy :D Well this is more of a drabble I think? I don't really know the exact definition of a drabble, maybe this is just a really short one-shot :P BAH WHO CARES!

Disclaimer: I is not own Fullmetal Alchemist :DD

Warning: Mustang teasing Ed and then getting covered in white stuff, I mean getting splattered with it... Yeah... Without further ado, here's- OH WAIT! Rating is *drumroll* K+? Man I am getting good at this! :D

Evil cow juice

Edward snarled and snapped at the colonel, turning away from the glass. Roy smirked, sloshing the milk and grinning evilly as he pushed it closer,"Now now Edward, if you don't get your calcium you'll never grow~!"

"Mustang..." Ed snarled, clapping before transmuting his automail blade,"Back off before I run this through your pretty neck."

Unfazed by the promised weapon resting nicely on his throat, the man placed a hand under his chin, tilting his head and raising an eyebrow at the boy, that infuriating half smirk still on his face,"Come on Edwaard, I'll get one of those ice cream chocolate things that you're always going on about~!" Why did he sound like he was enjoying this?

Ed sighed, pulling his right arm back and fixing it, pouting at the wall. Mustang gave the glass a small shake again, letting the liquid ripple and tumble. The boy shuddered, watching it from the corner of his eye before growling.

Ed snatched the glass from his hand, his famous Elric snarl in application as he stared down the milk. He could see Mustang's annoying victory smirk and growled, shoulders raising as his grip tightened around the cup. Ed brought the thing closer to his lips before a grin worthy of the devil himself crossed them.

Mustang yelped in surprise when the dreaded milk splashed onto his face, soaking the whole upper half of his torso and then dripping down some. Ed barked in laughter and spilled himself over the table, gasping and heaving."Y-y-your f-fWHAHAHA!" The colonel's brows furrowed and he let a low growl escape his throat, straightening up to head to the bathroom.

Ed howls of amusement did not fade behind him as he pulled the soaked bills from his pocket and passed them to a grinning Havoc,"Wow chief, you really did convince him to take the glass, too bad he didn't drink it though."

"Shut up Havoc or I'm docking your pay."

A/N: Heh heh heh HAHHAHAH! ... Review? :3 I promise I won't sneak into your room and play Wrecking Ball at full volume at midnight~! Flames will be treated as such, constructive criticism will be treated as such and praise will be placed in a bottle and kept in that special place in my heart *your review*3

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