Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Unbelievably Annoying Clones-Type
Things
Disclaimer: I don't own any character by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or Phantom of the Opera.If I did, then I would sure as hell not be here, writing a freaking FAN fiction about them. Enjoy!
(A/N: Please don't review saying that the characters are out of character. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT)
(Sherlock, Watson, Jessica, Erik, Christine, Raoul, and Julia are sitting in the family room of Julia's enormous house. All things are normal. Julia and Watson are watching Barney, Jessica is twitching, and Erik is strangling Rauol.)
Raoul: W-what did I do?
Erik: EVERYTHING.
Christine: Really, Erik, is that necessary? All he did was steal a little cookie off your plate.
Erik: But it was my cookie.
Sherlock: Erik, compose yourself. All this over a cookie? You really aught to be a little more.like me.
Erik: **lets go of Rauol and starts strangling Sherlock**
Jessica: **stops her twitching and goes to help her love** SHERLOCK!!! **starts to strangle Erik**
Julia: NO! BAD JESS AND ERIK! NO STRANGLING IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME! And if they kill me. **eyes start to water** then I'll be.I'll be DEAD!
All: O_o
Sherlock: She has a point though. Please stop choking me.
Watson: **finally looks away from Barney** Will you guys please stay quiet? I'm trying to watch an important episode! Barney is teaching everyone how to count to ten!
Jessica: **stops her strangling** One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Julia: You know, Jess? You should stop being such a smart aleck. You ruined the ending for Watson!
Watson: **sniffle** You ruined it!!
Sherlock: **faint from lack of air**
Julia: SEE WHAT YOU DO, ERIK!? NOW WE HAVE A BODY TO GET RID OF!
Erik: **calmly checks his pulse** He's not dead, just unconscious.
Julia: You're lucky, Erik.
Christine: I suggest putting him in your parent's room on the bed until he wakes up.
Julia: Okay!
Erik: **lifts up Sherlock's lifeless body and bring him to Julia's parents' room** Wow, Sherlock, you need to put on some weight. Hmmm. . . **opens all of the windows as far as they can go** You need some air.
(Meanwhile, in the family room, Watson and Julia are performing)
Julia and Watson: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.Bum Bum Bum. Tired and I wanna go home. Bum Bum Bum. Tired and I wanna go to bed. Bum Bum Bum. Had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head. Bum Bum Bum. . . . . . .
Jessica: I don't know how long I can last.
Raoul: **claps** Go-o-o-o-o-o-o Watson!
Erik: **walks in and sees Julia and Watson** Does this torture called life ever stop?
(Thirty minutes passed, and Julia and Watson are still performing. By then, Jessica has been twitching uncontrollably, Erik is asleep, and Raoul is down to a plain "Go Watson.")
Julia and Watson: . . . Hit the road, Jack. And don't you come back no mo-o- o-ore! **bow** THE END!
Raoul: **claps** Wonderful! Simply marvelous!
Jessica: **continues twitching*
Erik: **snores**
A/N: Yes, I stole Jess's way of writing.but guess what? She can't sue me because nothing here is copyrighted! MWAHAHAHAHA. . . .you know you love me Jess ;)
Disclaimer: I don't own any character by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle or Phantom of the Opera.If I did, then I would sure as hell not be here, writing a freaking FAN fiction about them. Enjoy!
(A/N: Please don't review saying that the characters are out of character. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT)
(Sherlock, Watson, Jessica, Erik, Christine, Raoul, and Julia are sitting in the family room of Julia's enormous house. All things are normal. Julia and Watson are watching Barney, Jessica is twitching, and Erik is strangling Rauol.)
Raoul: W-what did I do?
Erik: EVERYTHING.
Christine: Really, Erik, is that necessary? All he did was steal a little cookie off your plate.
Erik: But it was my cookie.
Sherlock: Erik, compose yourself. All this over a cookie? You really aught to be a little more.like me.
Erik: **lets go of Rauol and starts strangling Sherlock**
Jessica: **stops her twitching and goes to help her love** SHERLOCK!!! **starts to strangle Erik**
Julia: NO! BAD JESS AND ERIK! NO STRANGLING IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE! THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME! And if they kill me. **eyes start to water** then I'll be.I'll be DEAD!
All: O_o
Sherlock: She has a point though. Please stop choking me.
Watson: **finally looks away from Barney** Will you guys please stay quiet? I'm trying to watch an important episode! Barney is teaching everyone how to count to ten!
Jessica: **stops her strangling** One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Julia: You know, Jess? You should stop being such a smart aleck. You ruined the ending for Watson!
Watson: **sniffle** You ruined it!!
Sherlock: **faint from lack of air**
Julia: SEE WHAT YOU DO, ERIK!? NOW WE HAVE A BODY TO GET RID OF!
Erik: **calmly checks his pulse** He's not dead, just unconscious.
Julia: You're lucky, Erik.
Christine: I suggest putting him in your parent's room on the bed until he wakes up.
Julia: Okay!
Erik: **lifts up Sherlock's lifeless body and bring him to Julia's parents' room** Wow, Sherlock, you need to put on some weight. Hmmm. . . **opens all of the windows as far as they can go** You need some air.
(Meanwhile, in the family room, Watson and Julia are performing)
Julia and Watson: I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes.Bum Bum Bum. Tired and I wanna go home. Bum Bum Bum. Tired and I wanna go to bed. Bum Bum Bum. Had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head. Bum Bum Bum. . . . . . .
Jessica: I don't know how long I can last.
Raoul: **claps** Go-o-o-o-o-o-o Watson!
Erik: **walks in and sees Julia and Watson** Does this torture called life ever stop?
(Thirty minutes passed, and Julia and Watson are still performing. By then, Jessica has been twitching uncontrollably, Erik is asleep, and Raoul is down to a plain "Go Watson.")
Julia and Watson: . . . Hit the road, Jack. And don't you come back no mo-o- o-ore! **bow** THE END!
Raoul: **claps** Wonderful! Simply marvelous!
Jessica: **continues twitching*
Erik: **snores**
A/N: Yes, I stole Jess's way of writing.but guess what? She can't sue me because nothing here is copyrighted! MWAHAHAHAHA. . . .you know you love me Jess ;)