Taylor looked at the girl in front of her.

"...Who are you?"

"I'm you from the future." Replied the girl. "Now, I'm here to preven-"

They were interrupted by a portal opening next to them.

"Taylor Hebert! I am your future se- Oh, goddammit, why is there two of me here already?"

"I came back to stop her mothers death." Replied the first future-Taylor.

"Wait, what?" Asked the Taylor from the past.

Another portal opened next to them. "Greetings from the fu- Oh, what the fuck."

"Another one?"

A third portal opened. Another Taylor stepped out, and looked around. "Dammit, Simurgh."

"Wait, the Simurgh sent you back in time?"

"Yeah. I am hear to stop-"

"...Mums death, I hear them."

"Wait, I'm early enough to do that? I came back to stop the end of the world."

"Hold on here." Interrupred the first time travelling Taylor. "The world ends?"

"Yeah."

Another portal opened. "Fucking Contessa."

Everyone turns to the new Taylor.

"Why couldn't she just kill me? I'd saved the world. But no, I have to go back in time and make sure there are less casualties."

"Wait, you stopped him? How?"

"I-"

Taylor is interrupted by another portal opening.

"Stop shoving Regent."

"Hey, I want blackmail material."

"Alright Bitch, send your dogs in."

A team of superheroes went through.

"Good. Now we- Oh, what the fuck."

"Hey look Skitter, you have alternate you's. Now none of you will be a virg-"

A guy with a skull mask turned and punched him in the face.

"Wait a second." Said the second time travelling Taylor, Taylor the Third. "You got companions? Why'd Ziz let you take people with you?"

"Wait, Ziz?"

There was a knock on the door. "Taylor, what's going on in there?"

"Crap, that's mum. Hide!"

All the Taylor's, as well as the Undersiders, turned to their Portals.

A note fell out of Taylor Five's portal, just as all the portals collapsed.

The door to Taylor's room opened, and Annette Hebert walked in.

There was a long silence.

"Hold on a second." Said Taylor Five, reaching for the note.

After reading it, she sighed. "Fuck you too, Simurgh."