Disclaimer: I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew. Too Bad...
Snow. It had started to snow outside. That means no school! But it was the holidays anyway, so forget I said that. You couldn't go outside, since nobody did and it was a snow storm, so the professionals recommended that everyone stay inside. A girl looked out her window sighing. She had caramel brown hair that curled up at the end of her hair. Her hair was plaited, that hung to her waist, and was placed on her shoulder. She had brown eyes, and slightly tanned skin. That girl's name was Shii.
Shii: I love snow, but what's the fun of it if I can't play in it? I've got to make myself dinner...I should stop talking to myself... *hears a knock in the door and gets up* WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WILL COME AT THIS TIME? Mum, Dad and Tuffy don't come back for a whole month.
Someone outside: LET US IN!
Another someone from outside: Please Na no Da?
Shii: Yeah, Yeah...just wait. Who are you, before I open the door.
The first person outside the door: Does it matter?
Some other person outside: LET US IN YOU ~BEEP~!
Shii: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Someone else: Mint didn't mean, did you Mint?
Shii: Wait...Mint?
Mint: Hai...
Shii: By any chance, is there a Lettuce among you? Or a Pudding?
Some other so and so: YES NA NO DA!
A person beside Pudding: Y-yes.
Mint: How do you know?
Shii: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU'RE THE MEWS MEWS FROM TOKYO MEW MEW!
Ryou: Yes! Now let us in! We're going to be popsicles soon.
Shii: Fine! But you better not make a mess in my house!
Everyone: OKAY!
Shii: *lets them in* How the ~beep~ do you all get here? You're all from Tokyo, and this is Australia!
Ryou: I'm not sure how. Anyway, you're the author.
Shii: Truce.
Ichigo: How long until this snow storm ends?
Shii: Don't know...ask a weather reporter.
Zakuro: Means that we have to stay here then...this place is a dump.
Shii: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Lettuce: Uh, where do we sleep?
Kish: HELLLO!
Shii: AHHHHHHHHHH! *hits him in the head with a mallet where she doesn't know where she got it*
Tart: YOU DON'T GO AROUND HITTING PEOPLE!
Shii: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! *hits him in the head with her mallet*
Pai: ...
Shii: Oh, hi Pai.
Kish: WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT HIM?
Shii: 'Cause he didn't scare me..
Tart: unfair.
Shii: Why are you three here?
Pai: Our ship was destroyed by the snow once we were following the Mews. So we teleported to the nearest house there was.
Shii: Which happens to be the house the Mews came into?
Kish: Really! *finds Ichigo hiding behind Keiichiro* KENEKO-CHAN!
Ichigo: STAY FROM ME!
Shii: I think this is going to be a loooooooooooooong month.
Keiichiro: I CAN COOK DINNER!
Shii: YOU'RE DEFINATELY STAYING HERE!
Everyone but Shii and Keiichiro: WHAT?
Ryou: What about the rest of us?
Shii: If you can show you can do certain things around the house, I won't kick you out if you do something bad or get me in trouble.
Pudding: Pudding can perform Na no Da!
Shii: You don't have to worry Pudding. You're one of my favourites. And my favourites won't be getting kicked out.
Ryou: Who are your favourites?
Shii: Pudding because she's hyper and fun to be around, Lettuce because she's nice and friendly ,Pai because he's smart ,Keiichiro because he can cook and...no one else.
Ryou: You're obvisly not a Ryou fan-girl.
Shii: Pretty much. I'm not a Kish fan-girl, a Pai fan-girl, a Masaya fan-girl, a Tart fan-girl or a Keiichiro fan-girl.
Ichigo: Hey...you remind me of someone...you even have the same name as her.
Lettuce: Don't remind me...please.
Shii: *smiles evilly* I'll give you a clue. Bertie.
Ryou: ! NOT YOU AGAIN! OUT OF ALL THE HOUSES!
Ichigo: Huh?
Shii: Here's another clue! ToD TOKYO MEW MEW! LIVE FROM MY BASEMENT!
Ichigo: OH NO!
Mint: NOT YOU AGAIN!
Keiichiro: I remember you know.
Shii: It wasn't that bad...was it?
Tart: Still don't get who she is.
Shii: STRAWBERRIES!
Kish: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE GODESS SHII!
Shii: Do you get who I am now?
Zakuro, Tart, Pai and Lettuce: No.
Shii: We all might as well go into the three indestructible rooms while I eat a whole lot of strawberries.
Tart: *tries to teleport but fails to* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUCK IN HERE WITH THAT! *points to Shii*
Zakuro: Oh no...not you. I had enough of you.
Shii: That's mean Zakuro. Do you two get it yet?
Pai and Lettuce: Not yet...
Shii: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? CAN'T YOU JUST FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELVES? I MEAN I'VE GIVEN YOU OVER THREE CLUES!
Pai: I remember you now...
Lettuce: Oh no...
Shii: This story isn't a ToD story, don't worry. You're all stuck with me 'til the snow storm ends.
Ichigo: Great...
Shii: You should be grateful...
Mint: Do you have any tea here?
Shii: Looks like you've gone back to tea.
Mint: Do you have any?
Shii: Don't drink it, so I don't have it.
Mint: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Shii: You can have milkshakes though.
Mint: MILKSHAKES? THEY'RE FOR PEASENTS!
Shii: what?
Mint: Never mind.
Shii: Keiichiro! Make some dinner please!
Keiichiro: *bows down* As you wish.
Shii: Arigato! Know I will show you your rooms.
Kish: *looks at Ichigo*
Ichigo: YOU'RE SUCH A PERVET!
Shii: The first room is to go to Pai and Lettuce. *leads them to their room and comes back* The second room is to go to Pudding and Tart. *pushes them to their room* The third room goes to Kish and Ichigo. *grabs them and flings them towards their rooms* the fourth room goes to Zakuro and Ryou. *shows them the fourth room* Who's left?
Mint: Me and Keiichiro.
Shii: Good. There was only one room left anyway. *leads Mint to her room* Tell Keiichiro where it is once he finishes.
Ichigo: *comes running out of her room* I REFUSE TO BE WITH HIM!
Shii: TOO BAD!
Kish: oh where are you keneko-chan?
Ichigo: *hides behind Shii*
Kish: KITTY! WHERE ARE YOU?
Shii: Go snog a tree! Wait...sorry! I was thinking you were Masaya. Go snog a...a...Ichigo?
Ichigo: Great come back...
Shii: I panicked, give me a break.
Mint: I NEED TEA! GIVE ME TEA!
Shii: Aw...does the poor Minty-winty want some tea?
Mint: *nods*
Shii: WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY!
Mint: *stalks off*
Shii: Least I'll have something to do.
Ryou: What happened to that brother of yours?
Shii: He's...somewhere.
Ryou: Well thats useful.
Shii: Well I'm not sure if your Ols or not.
Zakuro: Ols?
Shii: Opps...that's from Deltora Quest. Forget what I said!
Mint: Glad to.
Shii: Anyways, do you all have clothes at least?
Mint: Well I do!
Zakuro: Me too...
Ichigo: I didn't.
Pudding: I forgot Na no Da!
Lettuce: I did as well!
Tart: Does it matter?
Pai: We didn't.
Kish: How were we supposed to?
Ryou: I do.
Keiichiro: I did.
Shii: Those who don't have clothes, we'll go shopping tomorrow.
Ichigo: YEAH!
Lettuce: Arigato Shii!
Shii: Yeah, Yeah. It's late at night, so I'm not as random or crazy. Give 'til morning.
Ryou: Yay...
Kish: Does that mean I have to go shopping as well?
Shii: *shrugs* Do aliens have to change clothes?
Tart: Yes.
Pai: Of course...
Shii: Then you three are coming as well.
Kish: Now?
Shii: Of course not. It's 8:30. Most of the shops around here will be closed.
Ichigo: aw man...
Shii: Be patient.
Lettuce: where are your parents?
Shii: Away. With Tuffy. So I get the whole HOUSE TO MYSELF. Until you all came. BUT I'M IN CHARGE!
Ryou: But we're all older than you.
Shii: So?
Ichigo: *whispers to Ryou* don't argue with her. The basement is in this house.
Ryou: *shuts up*
Shii: Is dinner ready yet?
Keiichiro: not yet.
Shii: *whines* But I'm hungry!
Mint: Stop your whining!
Shii: FINE!
Zakuro: I'm getting a headache...
Mint: Gomenasi Zakuro!
Zakuro: ...
Shii: What will we do then?
Pudding: Pudding will perform Na no Da!
Shii: NOT IN THE HOUSE!
Pudding: Okay Na no Da.
Ichigo: are there Koalas around here?
Shii: THEY WON'T COME OUT ONCE IT'S SNOWING!
Ichigo: ...what about Kangaroos?
Shii: What did I just tell you?
Ichigo: How 'bout a Tassie Devil?
Shii: THEY LIVE IN TASMANIA! AND I KNOW THAT'S IN AUSTRALIA!
Ichigo: Um..what about a kookaburra?
Shii: *grabs Ichigo and drags her to the basement*
Ichigo: !
Kish: NOT KENEKO-CHAN!
Shii: BWAH HA HA HA HA!*goes down to the basement*
Tart: Say good-bye to her face.
Kish: DRAGON SWORDS! *summons them, then throws them at Tart* TAKE THAT BACK!
Tart: CHILL DUDE! I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!
Kish: Good...
Ichigo (from the basement): ! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU STILL HAD THE TORTURE MACHINE!
Shii (from the basement): I KEPT IT FOR A SOUVENIR!
Keiichiro: DINNER!
Shii: (still in basement): YIPPIE! *releases Ichigo and runs to the kitchen*
Keiichiro: There was hardly anything in the kitchen, so I just made beef and rice.
Shii: Food is food! But that means I have to go grocery shopping as well...
Pudding: Eat up Na no Da!
Mint: This food is only eaten by peasants!
Shii: Got a problem with that?
Mint: YES!
Zakuro: Just eat.
Mint: HAI! *starts to eat*
Shii: *with mouth full* This food is delicious! HOT!
Tart: *sniggers*
Shii: *stuffs more in her mouth* You should be glad that I'm eating!
Mint: You should eat like a lady!
Shii: I was brought up this way!
Mint: But you're a girl!
Shii: a GIRL! Not a woman, gosh...
Mint: *mumbles to herself*
Shii: You should also stop talking to yourself, Mint.
Lettuce: Will this chapter end, Shii-san.
Shii: Might as well..see you all next chapter!
Everyone: bye-bye!
Author's note:
Kish: WHY DID YOU END THE STORY THERE? ME AND KITTY HAVEN'T MADE-OUT YET!
Shii: I'm using Tuffy's laptop since mine broke! And all my chapters on ToD TOKYO MEW MEW! Are on that laptop, so I can't continue it until my laptop is fixed! Tuffy said I couldn't put in any making out if I use his SCHOOL laptop!
Ryou: You didn't do this type of Autor's note in ToD TOKYO MEW MEW!
Shii: I thought I would try it out, and it's pretty fun!
Mint: This chapter is soooooooooo short.
Shii: got a problem with that?
Mint: *gulps* No...
Shii: Good...now if anyone is confused about this story, and wondering who's Bertie, what's the indestructible rooms, why is everyone scared of the basement, why was Tart scared of me once I called Strawberries and why is everyone scared of me? To find out all the answers, read my other story, ToD TOKYO MEW MEW! It's a truth or dare story.
Zakuro: Doing an AD?
Shii: Pretty much.
Ryou: Want to tell the readers anything else? I want to get to sleep...
Shii: If you want to be in the story, JUST ASK ME! I'll put you in gladly! Don't forgoet to read my other story! The one labelled ToD TOKYO MEW MEW! The other one sucks, 'cause I was so sleepy and sad.
Pudding: Pudding likes Tar-tar Na no Da!
Tart: *blushes* GET AWAY FROM ME! *runs off*
Shii: Um...random!
T.T.F.N! ( ta ta for now)