DERK DERK REID CALLED AS HE WAKED THE HALWAY OFF THE BAU.
HER I A M DERK SAD AS HE WALLED INTO A WAL. OW DERK SAD.
DERK ARE YOU ALRGHT REID SAID WITH CONCERN AS HE RAN OVAR TO HI BET FREND.
WE HAVS CASE HATCH SAID AS HE WALLKED IN LE ROM.
LET'S GO DERK SAD AS HE WAKLED INTO LE BRIEFING ROOM.
TODAU 7 WOMAN WERE MURDERE HATCH ANNOCED.
WE MUST SAVE WOMAN DERK SAID.
YES REED AGREEE.
WEELS UP IN 20 HATCH SAID.
This is a joke! My friend dared me to write this!