Hey everyone :)

After finishing Explosions of Every Kind I was thinking of others stories to do when i thought of continuing my "Joys of..." stories.

I may do joys of being in the the brotherhood next if this one is received well

and might possibly do joys of being specific characters as well

Anyways please enjoy and R&R :)

Joys of Being an Acolyte

My boss is crazy… screw this.

All the X-men see me watching her but her… screw this.

Pyro set me on fire again… screw this.

I get bored very easily and entertained even easier… screw this.

I shed… screw this. (At least it's not blue)

Her kiss could kill me… screw this.

It was a harmless prank. Now my room's shredded… screw this.

It's really, really stuffy inside those metal orbs sometimes… screw this.

Our boss' son thinks he's better than us… screw this.

I honestly didn't mean to charge Magneto's mug, promise… screw this.

Met a woman in the park, she was pretty into me until she saw my eyes and screamed, "Devil!" then ran away … screw this.

I smell EVERYTHING… screw this.

If my mutation wasn't being metal I would not be here… screw this.

Dogs run away from me… screw this.

Why is the beer always gone? … screw this.

If he talks about the Shelia one more time I'm going to light his hair on fire… screw this.

Pyro accidentally set his bed on fire while he slept and is now bunking with me… screw this.

We are in our mid-twenties and yet constantly have to fight hormonally stressed-out teenagers… screw this.

To go on a date with Rogue I have to kidnap her… screw this.

I like other alcohol besides beer, but noooo that's all we buy… screw this.

My teammates don't speak French… screw this.

Pyro offered to light my cigarette and now I have no eyebrows… screw this.

Why are we called Acolytes? … screw this.

We have but one shower to share among us all and it's covered with fur… screw this.

There are no female acolytes… screw this.

It turns out going to the supermarket to restock the fridge is not a good errand for Sabertooth to do… screw this.

Or Pyro… screw this.

X-men live in a mansion, we share a warehouse… screw this.

Liking someone from the opposite team is frowned upon… screw this.

Thanks for reading and reviewing!

If you think I should continue the "Joys of..." stories please tell me

Until next time

Bye :)

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN XMEN/XMEN EVOLUTION