A/N: Just a cute, fluffy little fic. :) Oneshot, but if it gets enough reviews, I might make it longer.

Droaster

He had no idea how it happened, nor could he remember when it had happened. All he knew was that it had happened. What had happened? He and the love of his life had been introduced. And now, looking over at his slumbering lover, he was certainly glad they had been. He glanced at the clock. He had nowhere to be for a little while. "Might as well let him sleep." He thought, rolling over on his side to watch the man in question. He pulled the blankets up a little higher over the man across from him. He stirred in his sleep and his eyes fluttered open.

"Morning," Draco said, smiling softly. "Sorry I woke you." No response. He didn't ever get one. His love was a quiet man, but his steely gray eyes said more than words ever could. He looked into those same eyes and saw sympathy, calmness, and, above all other emotions, happiness. The past few months with him had been heaven. He glanced over at the clock again, and after seeing the time, he realized that if he didn't get ready for work soon, he'd be late.

"I've got to get ready for work," He said, getting out of bed and walking to his partner's side. He kissed his cheek and went to leave the room. "You stay in bed. I'll see you tonight. I love you." He left, closing the door behind him.

God, he loved that toaster.

A/N: PLEASE READ THIS SO YOU DON'T FLAME MY ASS. I don't really know what the fuck this is. My friend and I were talking about avada kedavraing a toaster, which led her to think of Drapple, which then led her to think about Draco and a toaster. Yes, a toaster. Thus, Droaster was born. In my defense, it's 11:30 and I've not been getting much sleep for the past few months, and I had a show today, so I guarantee that this has the equivalent of a crack addict speaking to you for a few minutes.