Now I'm the king of the fish-men,
The Innsmouth VIP
I've reached the top and had to stop
And that's what's been botherin' me.
I wanna be a Deep One, Dagon
And swim right into town
And be just like the other men,
I'm tired of walkin' around.
Oh ooby-doo! I wanna be like you-oo-oo!
I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too-oo-oo!
You'll see it's true-oo-oo, a guy like me-ee-ee,
Can learn to be a Deep One too-oo-oo!
Please change my mannerisms,
Give me gills and fins,
No one will know where human ends
And Deep One begins!
We'll give you all our women,
If you give us all your gold,
And your fish, because we wish
To never, ever, ever grow old!
Oh ooby-doo! I wanna be like you-oo-oo!
I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too-oo-oo!
You'll see it's true-oo-oo, a guy like me-ee-ee,
Can learn to be a Deep One too-oo-oo!
Now don't try to kid me, Dagon,
I made a deal with you:
What I desire is the sea's cold fire
To make my dream come true.
Now give me the secret Dagon,
Come on, clue me what to do
Give me the power of the sea's gold flower
So I can be like you
Oh ooby-doo! I wanna be like you-oo-oo!
I wanna walk like you, talk like you, too-oo-oo!
You'll see it's true-oo-oo, a guy like me-ee-ee,
Can learn to be a Deep One too-oo-oo!