Ah, my beautiful wall. I love this wall. It protects Americans ya know. From those "Mexicans".
My wall saved me a lot of times.
Like yesterday, a week ago, an hour ago. Many times I say.
BOOM!
What the hell was that?!
I see a giant hand on my wall.
HEY! GET YOUR DIRTY ASS HANDS OFF MY WALL!
He comes out from behind the wall.
A DAMN MEXICAN!
IM GONNA KILL YOU!
I sliced its taco. It soon died of hunger, but more Mexicans got in.
MEXICANS! IM GONNA KILL EVERY LAST ONE!
Americans screamed and cowered in fear
The wall was their only protection.
MEXICANNNNNSSSS!
I sliced a burrito now.
He got sad and cried. He walked away with his beans falling out.
My eyes got wide.
Im doge now.
Much wow.
Such Mexican.
Many Mexican.
I trimmed one Mexicans mustache and cut his sombrero in half.
MEXICAAAANNNNSSSS
DAMN MEXICANS!
Then my wife
Was being nice to a Mexican.
I sliced the maracas.
"Now I need you to sign here and here for the divorce papers"