AN: Okay! This story is a collection of the Titan's worst nightmares. (Creepy music) What the FCC won't let Cartoon Network show on the regular airtime! MUAHAHAHAHA! Um, enjoy?

Raven was upset on this particular day. Slade hadn't done anything that required them to leave the tower, which was very odd. And also very bad, if you happened to be Raven. She had to stay in all day while Robin blasted his music, Beast Boy and Cyborg were arguing over video games, and Starfire was, of course, "friendly."

She was glad when someone had to go switch the lights on, signaling the end of the day as the sun made it's departure behind the mountains. The tower was now filled with the smells of tofu and mold. Guess which two were cooking.

"I have completed dinner!" Starfire called. "I tried to use my own ingredients to make something of this planet, and I think that I have succeeded."

"Could you turn that down, Robin?" Raven asked but was not heard.

"I don't want none of that tofu stuff!" Cyborg told BB.

"Aw, come on! Think of all the animals!" He said turning into a cow.

"Could you turn that down?" Raven tried again.

"Yea, meat!" Cyborg said jokingly aiming his lasers at the green cow. BB quickly turned back.

"How could you threaten to kill me?"

"Robin, WILL you turn that down?!" Raven shouted. The room got quiet. Raven never would shout out unless she was doing her 'Azaram' curse. "Robin, I'm sick of your damn music, Starfire, I'm sick of you being so 'happy', and you two are always arguing over the littlest things! What is wrong with all of you?" She flew up and out the door.

So here she was, on the roof readying herself to go to sleep. She drew a black shield around her and slipped off into her dream...but really...her nightmare (MUAHAHA!)

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"Raaaaaaven? Wat's wong ittle Waven?"

Raven woke up to find herself not on the roof, but in her bed. And the person speaking?

"Terra. What a joy." She said sarcastically. "Wait - why are you in my room? No one should be in my room!"

"You're in a dreeeeeeeam!" Terra sung.

"So...it's not real?" Raven said, getting an idea.

"Yeah!"

"Azaram..."

"You can do..."

"...Metrion..."

"...Anything!"

"Zinthos!"

Dream-Terra was dead.

"Now for Starfire."

She walked down the hall to Star's room. She wasn't there though.

"Friend Raven!" Starfire walked out of the closet. "Would you like to join Robin and me in this closet? He is teaching me something called 'making-out.' Would you like to participate? I think I can teach you how. I believe I have learned enough."

Raven was mortified. And Robin wasn't even in the closet, or not the Robin she knew anyway. It was the adult version of Robin...Starwing, Redwing, Wingull, whoever that hot guy. But Raven killed the Dream-Starfire.

"You...killed her." Robin said. "Good. Because I'm hungry. I think I want some bird. Raven sounds good." He lunged forward and Raven flew around. Bad move. He trapped her in the closet.

"I can have my Raven in private. Cyborg might try to steal it."

"A-Azaram Metrion Zinthos!"

It didn't work.

But it was okay because the floor broke through and even after all those years of wearing a cape, Robin couldn't fly so he fell through and died.

"Star? Robin? You in here?" BB called coming in.

Zap! Dead BB! This was very fun since it wasn't real. Of course, we've all had these dreams where we know it's not real, but there's a part of you that tells you that it is. And for some reason you always listen to that part. So Raven had forgotten all Terra had said by now and was ready to zap Cyborg.

"Cyborg?" She called.

"Yea, girl! Shake it like a Polaroid picture!" He called back.

"...Cyborg?"

"Milk the cow!"

"Cyborg, can you come here?"

"Lick it, now, lick it good!"

"CYBORG?!"

"You wanna go first?"

Raven assumed he wasn't talking to her so she headed towards the source of the voice - the main room. But as soon as she stepped foot inside she wished she hadn't. It was a horrid, horrid sight. Cyborg was humping Jynx and Mammoth and Gizmo were feeling up on each other.

"ZINTHOS!"

All the three that shouldn't have been there screamed and hid behind a randomly placed hobbit. Cyborg, however, came towards her. Raven ran as fast as she could. Maybe if she left the tower he wouldn't follow. Yeah, let's go with that. And she would have done just so if not for the fact that Starfire blocked the door.

"Look, Raven! Your powers did not harm me! Let us sing in happiness!" She cried and began singing Milkshake, but instead of 'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!' it was 'My doughnut brings all the boys to the yard!'

The dark haired girl let out a shriek which she didn't know she could produce and ran down one of the many halls, Cyborg and Star following.

They chased her up to the roof where she stood on the railing.

"Ooh, is this a game?" Starfire asked.

"Come one step closer and I'll jump!" She cried.

"I like the act of jumping! May I jump as well?"

"Yes!" Raven swooped down and pushed her off the building. Cyborg stared in shock.

"NOOOOOOOO!" And he even did it in slow motion, too. But then, Starfire flew back up.

"Thank you, Raven! That was exhilarating!"

Raven pushed her off again.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

And Starfire flew back up again.

"DAMMIT!" raven jumped off the building herself and let herself fall into bliss of death.

She always knew they would drive her insane, anyway.

~*~

Raven bolted up, breathing heavily. It was a dream...good.

"HEY RAVEN?!" BB called from inside. Raven floated inside to find no adult Robin, no random hobbit, just things the way they should be. Loud, messy, and noisy.

"Hello, Raven, did you have a good night?" Starfire asked. "I had the oddest dream that you woke me up and asked what I had been doing yesterday and I said that I dreamt Agent Smith was hitting on me and BB woke me up and then we did Teen Titan-y things and had lunch at Burger King and had a party and got drunk and then fell asleep and had a you woke me up and asked me what I had been doing yesterday and I said I dreamt Agent Smith was...Raven, are you listening?"

"Kirby!" BB cried holding up the pink box.

"We're playing Matrix!" Cyborg argued.

Robin turned up his music and Raven picked up her book. Everything was normal. Just a dream. Everyone was here.

Crap.

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