Authors Note: So I have decided to write a drabble. Yes, klainers, I have decided to write a series of oneshots about Klaine! *Dramatic introduction* So technically, I also take prompts, which can vary from songs to an idea, crossover, or storyline (etc.). Watch the rating though!
Disclaimer: I do not own GLEE, or Mulan.
'Watch it!' yelled Blaine.
Too late, 'cause Kurt already slammed his pole into puck's head. Kurt gasped at Puck, who was lying on the floor, steaming from anger, but when he looked at Blaine, he gulped and smiled nervously.
'Sorry...?' said Kurt, nervously laughing some more.
'How can you be so reckless? We are never going to defeat the Huns this way. Look at you- a bunch of buffoons!' said Blaine, facing them.
Kurt flinched. Talk about harsh, he never even fought in his life before, but Blaine didn't need to know that, nor will he find out. When he looked up, Blaine led them to a huge wooden pole, which seemed to Kurt like- Four stories high. Oh boy. Blaine shot an arrow to the top.
'You think you're strong? See who can climb this and get the arrow...' said Blaine.
Puck puffed out his chest. He walked out in front of everyone and volunteered. 'I can! It's too easy, I can do it with ease!' he said. The arrogance of the boy was astounding and in Kurt's opinion, foolish. Blaine smirked with amusement. Puck walked up to the pole and looked it up and down, he was about to climb it when Blaine stopped him. In his hands were two weights. Puck gulped at Blaine.
'What are those for?' asked Puck.
'This one's for Discipline,' said Blaine, dropping one in Puck's hand, ' and the other one is for strength.' he dropped the other weight in Puck's other hand. It was obviously weighting Puck down. But like Kurt said, his arrogance- endless.
And so Puck stuck out his chest again and huffed. 'That's nothing.' he said, jumping on the pole.
Kurt watched in slight horror and Puck slid down. The horror later became slight amusement when Puck bit the wood to keep him up. There are no brains in these people...Kurt thought as he watched Puck slid down again.
The thought quickly vanished as they begun to take turns. Needless to say, no one succeeded, and Kurt got a pain in the back when he fell. 'We've got a long way to go...' said Blaine.
Let's get down to Business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters
When I asked for Sons?
Blaine threw wooden sticks at them, but Puck caught Kurt's and tripped him. Kurt looked at Puck with anger. The anger quickly became awe when he saw Blaine pick up two clay pots with his stick and smash them both midair.
You're the saddest bunch
I've ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man
Out of you!
They all put their poles in front of them and let out a war cry. That was before Puck decided to put a beetle down Kurt's shirt. Oy... Kurt reacted badly to it and started spazzing. He completely knocked over the whole group which his stick and slammed Blaine in the stomach before the beetle was gone. Blaine wasn't really happy by the glare he gave Kurt. He took the stick out of Kurt's hand.
Blaine started shooting arrows, catching tomatoes mid air and hitting bullseye. Everyone else failed miserably. When Kurt attempted to shoot his, Mooshu stuck a tomato on his arrow before he actually shot it. Unfortunately, Blaine noticed and glared at Kurt-again. Kurt smiled a toothy grin nervously.
The next training involved balancing a bucket of water on their head which dodging- with a stick- tomatoes thrown at them. Blaine obviously succeeded. Kurt's turn ended up with him having a bucket of water on his head. Blaine was not impressed.
After that, they tried to catch fish. Kurt grabbed Puck's foot and tripped him. Payback! Kurt smiled nervously and gently put his foot back in the water, where the rest of Puck fell into.
I am never gonna catch my breath ( Finn )
Say goodbye to those who know me (Puck)
Why was I a fool at school for cutting gym? ( Artie)
They shot arrows, slammed concert, jumped on wooden poles across the river and kurt got beat up.
This guy's got 'em scared to death! (Mooshu)
Hope he doesn't see right through me ( Kurt)
Now I wish I knew how to swim! ( Sam)
They ran with bags of sand and Kurt tripped and fell. Blaine took his weight and Kurt looked down in shame.
Time is racing towards us
till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order
and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I
Make a man out of you?
Blaine took Kurt's horse back to him and Kurt was completely humiliated. In defeat, he looked down as Blaine walked away. But Kurt remembered that he was a Hummel, and Hummels never back down. He looked up and saw the pole, and with determination, he knew what he was going to climb that pole if it kills him. To prove a point for himself and everyone else.
He took the two weights in his hand and jumped up. It didn't work, but when Kurt looked at his hands again, he realised that he could use the weights to his advantage by twisting them together. He threw the weights together to tangle them and used them to support his weight as he climbs. He was sweating and the Sun was rising again by the time he was high up.
The others began to come outside to see what was happening and people gathered to watch Kurt climb. Kurt slipped, but he forced himself to get up.
(Be a man) We must be swift as a coursing river
(Be a man) With all the force Of a great Typhoon
(Be a man) With the strength Of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Kurt got up the pole and sat there, grabbing the arrow and throwing at the ground, right in front of Blaine when he walked out. Kurt sat up there in satisfaction. That really payed off. He was happy, and Blaine looked up at him, impressed and a little shocked.
(Be a man) We must be swift as a coursing river
(Be a man) With all the force Of a great Typhoon
(Be a man) With the strength Of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Kurt shot all the targets, he actually didn't get soaked with a bucket of water, he caught a bunch of fish, and he ran in front of everyone with his weights. He even kicked Blaine in the chins, which actually felt good. He jumped all the way across the river, and Puck gave him his wooden stick rather than tripping him with it.
The best part was when Blaine came up to him and said,
'Good job Ping, I didn't know you had it in you.'
What did you think?I'd love to hear what you think to improve my writing! I really appreciate you reading my story, see you next... chapter!