Arthurs Note – This fanfiction is to be taken super serious. All spelling mistakes are to add drama to this already amazing story. This story is known to have caused Testicular Cancer, and Autism. Viewer discretion is advised

"FOK M8 I CAN'T GET A RUN GOING M8" Screamed Biinny, after missing Pillarless for the 50th time that day "BIG BOMB PLS M8 GONNA GO GET MYSELF SOME BREW, NEED SOME OF THAT CHEEKYBREWTIME BE RIGHT BACK GUYS" He said to his stream, as he muted his mic and went downstairs to make a brew. When he got down he saw he was out of brew. "FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OK" he said, so loud that Mofat heard it.

"Oh no! Sounds like Biinny is in trouble! Better go help him" Mofat screamed, not before starting his stream and talking about the Biinny topic first (and banning people for telling him to put [nosrl] in his title.) he used his beard to fly to England where he met with Biinny.

"WHAT'S THE MATTER BIINNY" Mofat said to Biinny, rubbing his nipples while talking to him.

"Aww shucks nothing m8, nice to see ya. Just out of some of those cheeky brews m8" Biinny said while lifting his usual 70lb weights (Because 120lb has all the bad pounds that are boring)

"Damn, I wish I could help you. I can't help you make some brew but I can help while I'm out here… if you know what I mean" Mofat said while he was removing his clothes, and making that winky face emoticon irl.

"Aww why not m8, I mean it isn't everyday I get the chance to blj into Mofats pants m8. My bob-omb is getting bigger as we speak." Biinny said in his usual seductive voice, his erection breaking through his pants, and stretching to the full 14 inches it was. MoFat slipped on his Twilight Princess onto his dick as he didn't want to spread his multiple STD's he's gotten over the years from Pheenoh, while Biinny lubed up his 360 controllers, and his wii which he only used for sex since he went back to emu. Preparing for the incoming events. MoFat got up on Biinny and slowly inserted his TP Disc into Biinny's Wii. Biinny moaned vigorously.

"BIG BOMB PLEASE, BIG BOMB PLEASE UHH" He was screaming as Mofat's disc was going in and out of his Wii.

"AWW THE STAR ROTATION IS COMING IT'S ALL ALIGNING M8" He exclaimed while he came.

"Well that was fast, I guess that's why you're the fastest sm64 player ;)" Mofat said while he was getting his clothes back on.

"AYE WHER EYOU THINK YOU'RE GOING M8? YOU THINK I'M GONNA LUBE UP THESE CONTROLLERS FOR NOTHING AY DO YOU? SILLY GOOSE WE'RE NOT DONE THIS BREW YET" Biinny bent MoFat over, and started to use his 360 Controllers. As he was starting to do it he realized that that wasn't the real MoFat at all, infact it was someone in a costume.

"GOD DAMN I'VE BEEN DIDDLED AGAIN HAVEN'T I M8. WHO THE FUCK DID THIS I'LL FOK THEM UP!" Biinny said as he unzipped the costume from what appeared to be a giant blackman.

"MR PRESIDENT DO YOU MIND SOME ELECTRIC GUITAR?" Screamed Cory as he looked at Biinny with his usual smile.

"WHAT THE FOK IS THIS M8, SOME SORT OF DISNEY SHOW? FOK!" He said as Biinny tried to run away. Turned out Cory wasn't cory at all, and was actually OG Mudbone. OG raised his 14 inch dick and picked up Biinny.

"AW GEEZ WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO?!" Biinny screamed. OG Mudbone was smiling, and then he knew what he had to do.

"I'M OG MUDBONEEEEEEE!~ YOU GONNA GET LOW GET LOW? ONLY WAY YOU CAN PREPARE FOR THE HOSE!" He screamed as he came 16 gallons and sent Biinny back to his computer.

Biinny got back and got ready to get back to Mario runs when he saw that he didn't mute his mic, and he got banned from Twitch for ToS violations.

"WHAT THE FOK M8 BIG BOMB PLS I'M GONNA REMOVE FUCKING HORROR FOR THIS SHIT" when he realized it was a joke from a person in his chat, and he wasn't actually banned. He then got globally banned and was never seen again.

THE END!