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Location: Tropical Lair
Date: 3 days after Moodulator Incident
"Sooo ... that thing's still there." Shego said trying to keep her tone as neutral as possible because if she acted mature and sensible about the graffiti she'd blasted into the wall of the lair, it's silent shamefull power could not effect her and Drakken.
"Didn't want to set the henchmen on filling it in and painting it over, they're like teens ... schoolchildren really ... can't accept that a man and a woman can work long nights together without kissy face being part of the equation." Drakken offered.
"Hmm well if you want to something right, never say I don't do things out of my own initiative Doc." said the green villains as she extended an arm towards the wall and began building up her plasma as to transform the wall into a crater.
"God did he have to use those words 'kissy face' , big blue dolt says the henchmen are like children ... children ... if he was even a bit mature " though Shego as she was waiting to gather enough plasma to make sufficiently large area of destruction to cover the whole heart " heh if he'd stayed still in the photo boot she'd have shown him how adults get down and ... and ... they ... "
"No." she whispered more for herself than for Drakken, even tough he was close enough to hear as well.
"What ?! Why ? I'd thought you would be the one who'd most like it erased ?"
"No." she said as she turned on her heels to face him and light her hands with the amount of plasma needed to fry a blue scientist to make a point "It stays."
Drakken nodded his consent, although in truth the way she vexed him with her sudden reversal made him add a permanent mental note 'analyse Shego's reactions to the wall' on his internal mad science to-do list.
Location: Tropical Lair
Date: 8 months after Moodulator Incident
This particular karaoke night had been very fortuitous, Appolo had been so kind as to grace him with a heightened musical ability and Dionysius had been kind as to grace Shego with an all night happy hour.
End result Shego had grudgingly hinted that maybe just maybe he had a half decent voice, unfortunately Drakken lacked a tape recorder or eye witnesses "although the place's security camera's tapes combined with lip reading software might do the trick" Drakken thought.
Still Shego was a happy drunk and since he had been more on the stage than on the bar stool Drakken still had his edge and he was going to take advantage of that, "not in such a vile manner eugh he'd best be more carefull with his words ... the words in his head ... aka thoughts ... which as far as he knew Shego couldn't read" as these thoughts raced in Drakken's mind Drakken was helping the very inebriated Shego towards her room while taking the long way around which took them near the message Shego had burned into the wall many months ago.
"Ooh time-out, I need to rest a bit" whined Drakken while he leaned himself and Shego on the wall opposite of the graffiti
"Whada ya mean I'm not ... so heavy ."
"Shego, you know just looking at this wall, which we completely randomly arrived at ... Why didn't you erase it ? Are you so egotistical that you can't let go of anything which has your name on it ?"
The manipulations, although in Drakken's mind they barely warrant that crude label, they were being done for science (or at least his curiosity) had begun.
"I ... See, my ... ok Doc I'll tell ya the truth but only because you're pretty good on keeping your part of the 'no secrets, we're evil family' policy " she began her tone, a lot more sombre.
"You know how girls when they're young ... or even up to Kimmie's age ... do stupid things like practicing signing their as if they were married to their crush, or sending them notes with little hearts on top of the 'i' s ?"
"No, I don't." Drakken responded his voice taking on a sulking tone.
"Gee you weren't the local heart breaker ? I'm shocked to the core I tell's ya ... anyways as we ...they grew up a favorite pastime for couples was carving their initials into trees ... "
"I'm not so removed from society Shego I know what our initials surrounded by a heart mean ... what I need to know "
"Need ? " she inquired her eyes clearing up for a bit her composure back in full force, looking like a lioness waiting to jump on a particularly slow blue gazelle.
" ... want ... is want better ?" Drakken started retreating somatically " I want to know is why you didn't blast it to kingdom come destroying the last evidence of the Moodulator incident ?"
" I was getting to that, not digressing like some people I could mention ... anyway when I was a girl I was too much of a tomboy and cranky to attract that kind of attention and when I reached the age when boys discovered they would gladly let themselves walked over by a beautiful girl I was too busy protecting the city with my brothers."
"Oh" Drakken felt the need to confirm he was paying attention.
"So I realised if I destroyed that graffiti I would have erased the only thing I did in a moment of pure unadulterated 'hi hi hi our love is like Romeo and Juliet' boy-craziness ... the only thing ... even if it was false to the core " for some reason both Drakken and Shego herself winced at little as she said those words " ... variety is the spice of life Doc, so you'll let me have my pseudo-nostalgia right ? "
"Hmm yes of course ... nobody will touch it you have my word. Now come on I feel my strength returning let's get you to your room." he said slowly helping her to stand up.
"Yeah Drew, some couples will always have Paris ... we'll always have that day with the Moodulator at Middleton's Pickle Parade." said Shego while leaning on Drakken, who decided he was too tired to calculate the ratio of mocking vs seriousness in that sentence and just accept it.
Location: Alpine Lair
Date: 3 years 1 month 17 days after Moodulator Incident
"KP I'm not liking the look of this ... "
"Kinda busy here, Ron honey!" Kim Possible said in between blocking one of Shego's lightning fast fists.
"Only kinda busy, have I going been too easy on the little princess ?" inquired Shego in a mocking sing-song voice as she initiated a leg sweep.
"Your buffoon of a 'BF', as you kids say, is right Kim Possible THINGS ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR YOU!" gloated Drakken as he was eying a large digital clock which was nearly finished counting down.
She loved seeing her boyfriend in the mood, villain energies all a surging, ready and willing to take on the whole world, still something was eating at her from the inside she hated not being in on the full plan.
And she'd like to believe that it wasn't her being paranoid or personally offended that Drakken didn't include her in the planing stage, to be honest to herself the doc wasn't as bad as he used to be she'd managed to slowly train the guy into noticing the tactical mind which came along with her wicked combat abilities, historically speaking the times she wasn't included on the plan were huge setbacks.
That was one of his many many flaws, he tended to overdo everything he just had to take things to the next level, it would have been enough to react to her rants about how they needed to decrease the chances of sensitive information getting out with upping the IT security or toning down his own rantings.
"But nooooo " Drakken decided to keep her completely in the dark, her only hints at what this plan might be about was that it apparently used a high power laser, more powerful than anything before and that Drakken decided to start the final phase in this Observatory rather than on their own home turf.
"Buuut Shego maybe you'll want a closer look, then you'll be happy for the telescope." he said to her that morning given her pleading looks.
Taking that line into account she guessed the target was probably literally out of this world.
"What are you twerps doing here in the first place ? It's not like it's illegal to shoot lasers into outer space!" she said her her tone soaked in sarcasm.
"Uhhmm ... Maybe she's right Kim I'm no big city lawyer but I don't think that law is on the books." said the blonde haired sidekick.
"Wade, some info please, not that they don't have enough warrants for their arrest already."
"Wellll technically there's no law but they are stealing the power for their deathray." came a voice from the communicator
"Show what you know " Drakken butted in " we're only stealing power from the financial sector of town, it would Team Possible is only the guardian of the 1% !"
"Ohh put a sock in it." came the simultaneous reply from the young heroes
"Anyways it doesn't matter now ... The Design ... she is complete!" said Drakken his voice practically booming "Gaze upon the moon and FEAST YOUR EYES !"
It all came back to her, that night when she was too drunk to care she was blurting out details of her personal life how Drakken hadn't mention a thing about her lack of a 'normal' teenage love life even tough it would have been a powerful counter blow for when she was called him a loser.
Amusingly she couldn't get herself to move until the laser had finished carving 'DD + SG' surrounded by a heart, into the face of a moon "Drakken really takes his stupid gooey romantic property destruction to the next level" Shego thought before practically jumping on Drakken and initiating a kiss.
"Hmm well Shego ... in the future, whenever you get the feeling Drakken is about to propose give us a heads up won't you please ? " said the redhead.
"Yeah so we can get the innocent civilians safe in some bunkers at least." added Ron.
The two villains didn't stop their makeout session but angled themselves so they could each free a hand with which to simultaneously give the finger to the heroes.
Next up is "sweat".