Supernatural/Lucifer Crossover
Destiel, slight Cas/Lucifer
Title: Back Off Satan, That's My Angel
Summary: Cas and Dean go to visit Lucifer on business after his permanent move to LA. And he starts to take a liking to the angel, that doesn't go over too well with Dean.
Author's Note: In the story Lucifer has always been the devil, period.
Author's Note 2: The italics are part of a song that Lucifer is singing while playing the piano. Those lyrics are my own and were made for this story.
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Chapter 1: Tempting the Devil
Dean's Pov
"Are you sure this is the right place Cas?" I asked as we stood infront of this fancy night club called Lux. Now I've fought demon across the country but I couldn't wrap my head around the fact that the Devil owned an LA bar.
"Amenadiel is one of my father's most loyal soliders and he's had many encounters with Lucifer here. Trust me Dean, this is the place"
Without another word he went straight it, I just shrugged and followed him in. When we entered I was surprised, there wasn't any of those generic thump thump pop songs that all sound the same play, just a piano being played in the center of the room. And looking at said piano player I knew he was the guy I came here to see, he stood out from everyone in the room. He was always flashy like that, at least from what Cas has told me.
Everyone's a sinner
No one's a saint
There's a darkness in your heart waiting to be released
Don't worry about forgivness from thy father
You'll still be punished away
So just sin and sin and sin the night away
We all end up in the same place eventually
The room erupted when the final note echoed but my eyes were only on Lucifer, who's eyes were on me the whole time. He clearly remembered me from my brief time in Hell. After he got up and gave a bow he gestured for us to follow him upstairs and we did only to be stopped by the bartender as Lucifer reached the elevator.
"Where do you think you're going handsome? That's my bosses place"
"We have a meeting with your boss now back off bitch or you'll get to meet my angel blade"
"Keep it in your pants hunter or where ever it is you keep it"
"Mazikeen just let us through" Cas spoke up. She looked over at him and then up and down with interest.
"Hello Castiel, I have to say you seem to get more and more handsome every time I see you"
"Yeah yeah Cas is super dreamy can we go now?" She rolled her eyes and threw her hands up in mock surrender.
"Easy lover boy you can go through. See you later Castiel" She left with a wink to serve a customer at the bar. I grabbed Cas and pulled him to the elevator and we were on our way up.
"I'm sorry Dean. She has always been like that with me"
"How do you even know her? You've never met Lucifer before"
"Correct but when dealing with Lucifer Mazikeen has been the middle man as you would say"
"So does she flirt with every angel she sees or are you special?" He looked at me square in the eye.
"Everyone Dean, she's like that with everyone. It's in her nature"
"Then why wasn't she like that with me?"
"You're a hunter, demons aren't too fond of you"
"Yeah I got that Cas"
"Good, then I hope you'll get this"
He surprised me by pulling me in and kissing me. The kiss wasn't the surprise (we've done much more than that) the surprise was that he's kissing me now.
"Dean, even if her flirtations were genuine it wouldn't matter. No one could compare to you"
"Damn right"
This time I pulled him in for a kiss and it ended right as the doors opened to Lucifer's spacious apartment.
"Welcome to my home away from home!" a voice called out. We both turned to see Lucifer in the flesh standing behind his own very large bar fixing a couple of drinks.
"Well techinally it's my new home away from my old home but you get the idea" He spoke up again as he handed us our drinks and took a tip of his own. To make a point I slammed my drink down and slid it across the bar top.
"My my I was told you were a little testy but it's nothing I can't handle"
"People have said that to me before and they've ended up dead" Lucifer laughed at that.
"Oh I like you"
Then he turned to Cas and looked him up and down the same way that bitch Maze did but when he did it it made me even more pissed off.
"You must be Castiel. I have to say it's nice to put a face to the name and such an attractive one" Lucifer gave him a smirk and I knew exactly what it meant, it was the kind that said 'I'm good looking and so are you, let's have sex!' and that doesn't work for me!
"We're here for business Lucifer. Can we get to that so we can get the hell out of here?"
"Alright grumpy pants but all work and no play is very boring"
"Noted now since you're planning on..."
"Hold it right there hunter! Let's let pretty boy handle the talking. If I'm not mistaken you're just the muscle right?" I wanted to rush at him but Cas held me back. I guess I would have to wait until after to kick his ass.
"Very well. Lucifer, Father has ordered us to stop trying to force you to return to Hell. He believes that when you go back it should be of your own free will or else you would just leave again"
"When I go back? What makes you think I'll ever go back?"
"You'll either return on your own or because of your own mortality. Should an accident happen there is nothing stoppping you from going back to Hell"
"So very true but thanks to Maze and the amazing talents of the LAPD I think I'll be safe here for the next 60 or so"
"Or I could drop you right now and get this all over with" I told him, he just ignored me but Cas gave me a look.
"Come on then, I know that you didn't come all the way here to tell me that Daddy dearest has given up on me yet again"
"He hasn't given up on you, he's just done trying to force you back. He sent me here with instructions to keep you out of trouble"
"More rules? But I just ditched the last one's he gave me"
"This is serious Lucifer! You already think he's punished you, do you want to know what real punishment feels like?!" Cas actually got up in his face and Lucifer actually looked scared, that's my guy.
"Very well what are these rules? I'll follow them to a T, cross my heart" Cas took a list out from his trench coat and handed it to Lucifer then stepped back to me while he read it. And after a few minutes he started talking again.
"This is going to make my life a tad more boring but I think I'll find a way to spice it up again so I say we have a deal"
"Good, your old pal Amen will be keeping an eye on you while we as far away from you as possible" We moved back towards the elevator but Lucifer popped up infront of us.
"Not so fast. I said we had a deal but when I make deals I always get something in return and I know exactly what I want"
"What is it Lucifer?" Cas asked.
"You Castiel, I want you"