It was a beautiful day on the island of Besaid. Wakka and his
blitzball cronies were playing...get this...BLITZBALL! Wakka kicked the
blitzball to Datto, it flew towards him, but it was too late, it hit
Datto's head a little too hard and it fell off.
"Oops..." Wakka commented. "Sorry 'sorry bout that brudda."
Wakka then got some tacky glue and stuck Datto's head back on his shoulders. "There you go man. Good as new brudda."
Wakka then looked out towards the ocean and saw a blond spiky thing floating towards him. "Hey...What's that spiky thing floating towards us?" Wakka asked his team.
After confirming that the team had no clue what the yellowish spiky thing floating towards them was, Wakka decided to throw his blitzball at it. When the ball came in contact with one of the spikes it popped, shredding the blitzball into dozens of manly blitzball pieces. The spiky thing then looked up, and Wakka realized that it was really a man, or else, it looked sort of like a man. He had blonde spiky hair and quite a feminine face.
"Yo! You a man or a woman!" Wakka asked the strange ?????.
"What do I look like!" The ????? responded.
"Um...yea...so, what's your name?" Wakka asked. The ????? said his name was Tidus, and Wakka was able to conclude that the ????? actually was a man, even though he had numerous feminine qualities.
"Yo, so can you blitz brudda?" Wakka asked the man, turning away from his face because it made his eyes burn.
"Yea! I'm the best player in Zanarkand, I'm the son of Jecht!"
"Ahhh, sure your from Zanarkand...I believe you," Wakka said to Tidus while twisting his finger around his ear indicating to his team that Tidus was and idiot. "Let's see you play!" Wakka commanded, "For you are now my slave!"
"Yes master..." Tidus said, for he was really an idiot.
Tidus showed them how well he could play blitzball (which wasn't very good at all) by deciding to challenge them to a game. The team agreed. Tidus ended up popping five balls: four with his hair and another with his teeth because he thought it was an orange and tried to eat it.
"Eh man, that was our last blitzball, we must now return to the village, and eh man, how does a blitzball look like an orange! Its not even orange!"
"Doesn't matter," Tidus responded, "It was still juicy and tasty, and don't worry, I know where there's another blitzball." Tidus ran over to Datto and pulled off his head. Pointing to it he said, "Here, this is a blitzball, and I think I know what a blitzball looks like Wakka," He said, noticing Wakka's stare.
"Um, let's just go back to the village man." Wakka said while sticking Datto's head back onto his neck.
Tidus and Wakka returned to Wakka's village. They had to fight thousands of evil Pikachus along the way because they kept popping out of the bushes and looking dumb.
"Oops..." Wakka commented. "Sorry 'sorry bout that brudda."
Wakka then got some tacky glue and stuck Datto's head back on his shoulders. "There you go man. Good as new brudda."
Wakka then looked out towards the ocean and saw a blond spiky thing floating towards him. "Hey...What's that spiky thing floating towards us?" Wakka asked his team.
After confirming that the team had no clue what the yellowish spiky thing floating towards them was, Wakka decided to throw his blitzball at it. When the ball came in contact with one of the spikes it popped, shredding the blitzball into dozens of manly blitzball pieces. The spiky thing then looked up, and Wakka realized that it was really a man, or else, it looked sort of like a man. He had blonde spiky hair and quite a feminine face.
"Yo! You a man or a woman!" Wakka asked the strange ?????.
"What do I look like!" The ????? responded.
"Um...yea...so, what's your name?" Wakka asked. The ????? said his name was Tidus, and Wakka was able to conclude that the ????? actually was a man, even though he had numerous feminine qualities.
"Yo, so can you blitz brudda?" Wakka asked the man, turning away from his face because it made his eyes burn.
"Yea! I'm the best player in Zanarkand, I'm the son of Jecht!"
"Ahhh, sure your from Zanarkand...I believe you," Wakka said to Tidus while twisting his finger around his ear indicating to his team that Tidus was and idiot. "Let's see you play!" Wakka commanded, "For you are now my slave!"
"Yes master..." Tidus said, for he was really an idiot.
Tidus showed them how well he could play blitzball (which wasn't very good at all) by deciding to challenge them to a game. The team agreed. Tidus ended up popping five balls: four with his hair and another with his teeth because he thought it was an orange and tried to eat it.
"Eh man, that was our last blitzball, we must now return to the village, and eh man, how does a blitzball look like an orange! Its not even orange!"
"Doesn't matter," Tidus responded, "It was still juicy and tasty, and don't worry, I know where there's another blitzball." Tidus ran over to Datto and pulled off his head. Pointing to it he said, "Here, this is a blitzball, and I think I know what a blitzball looks like Wakka," He said, noticing Wakka's stare.
"Um, let's just go back to the village man." Wakka said while sticking Datto's head back onto his neck.
Tidus and Wakka returned to Wakka's village. They had to fight thousands of evil Pikachus along the way because they kept popping out of the bushes and looking dumb.