HEY-LOA! IT'S TIME FOR A BRAND NEW STORY BY DARKE LORDE PRODUCTIONS! This time, instead of just making a new AU (Alternate Universe), I'll put this one in the Ask the Age-Flipped Loud Kids AU. Its name is Ask the Paladins. Basically, this is after chapter 4 of ATAFLK (Ask the Age-Flipped Loud Kids), when the Paladins, Allura, and Coran, tired after dancing their turkeys off at an AWESOME dance party at the Loud's place, only to find a message from Darke Lorde Production Studios in Cleveland to make an ask show just like the Loud's, and quickly sent an acceptation message. So be sure to check that out when you want to. Al;l rights go to Netflix. K, let's go.

It's time for… Ask the Paladins!

Lance was testing out a new mic, saying, "Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3," Katie and Shiro were making the lighting just right, Keith and Hunk were sending messages all around the Multiverse for co-stars, and Allura and Coran were herding their 14 new do-dos (Again, check Chapter 4 of ATAFLK for more info) out of the bridge, paying absolutely NO attention to the camera

I SAID… it's time for… Ask the Paladins!

Lance jumped, grabbed the mic out of the air above (He had thrown it up) and quickly said, "TESTING, TESTING, 1, 2, 3!" Katie yelped and fell off Shiro's shoulders, Hunk and Keith yelped and accidentally hit 'Send' and Allura grabbed the mic from Lance and said, "Hey guys! Sorry we couldn't pay attention… We were surprised… and chaos ensued," looking at Coran being over taken by do-dos.

Katie, do you still have Lola's clothes on? And do you still have on that Hermione wig?

Katie nodded, and then took off her hair to reveal longer hair than Pidge Gunderson.

Paladins if you guys have ANY 2 super powers, which 2 would you pick and why? Oh, and resistance and control are each different.

Here are their answers:

Katie: Invisibility and Force Field, because I could stay invulnerable.

Shiro: Invulnerability and Super Strength, because it would be impossible to harm me, yet I could REALLY harm someone.

Hunk: Flight and Invisibility, because I could scout without being spotted.

Keith: Fire Control and Fire Resistance, because I could control fire without being burnt.

Lance: Water Control and Shape-shifting, because I could be an awesome merman.

Hunk, aren't you Samoan? Can you sing us You're Welcome?

Hunk started singing:

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!

I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god

What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy

Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!

When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo

Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun

Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees

So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around

I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away

And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float

You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!

He locked up the do-dos in Keith's room. When he came back to the bridge, he was slugged by Keith who was obviously mad at him shutting the do-dos in his room.

Lance, how would you react if Allura dressed s Lord Dominator?

Lance drooled at the mental image of Allura dressed as Lord Dominator.

Allura, dress up as Lord Dominator!

Allura came in dressed up as said Wander Over Yonder character. Lance started drooling like a waterfall, then started sputtering, flinging drool everywhere, and then fainted.

Keith, there's a Half-Galra-Half-Human girl behind you.

Keith whirled around and saw a 17-year-old girl with pointy ears.

The girl said, "Hey, my name is Jenny, do you want to go to that buffet place in the closest system? They have some Earth food there. Maybe later?"

Keith said, "Uh… sure!" and Jenny said, "OK!" then walked out of the bridge of the Castle Ship. Allura (Who was still in the Lord Dominator costume) said, "How in the name of my father did Jenny get on the ship?"

I let her in.

"Oh."

Shiro, there's a Japanese 25-year-old behind you.

Shiro turned around to see a Japanese 25-year-old.

She said, "Kon'nichiwa, watashinonamaeha Marikadesu, anata wa episōdo no nochi ni kōhī o motte imasu ka?"

Shiro said," Anata ga shiritakereba watashinonamaeha Shirogane Takashidesu, Shikashi, watashi o tanomu" and then Marika said, "K," then went out the same way Jenny did. Allura said, "Let me guess… you let her in?" You know me!

Coran, why do you call yourself a gorgeous man when you know you aren't?

Coran just blushed.

Also, I sent an entire army of Weblums at you.

They screamed as the Weblums shot their laser beams at the Castle Ship, ending the episode.