Teaser Trailer for In The Attack

South Park, Colorado

Stan and Kyle are playing with toy cars on a sidewalk of South Park, when Cartman comes along. "Hey Stan, hey stupid Jew."

Kyle glared at that remark. "What do you want Cartman?"

"Oh, I was just seeing what you guys were up to. But I would have never guessed. Lover Stan and Jew Rat together, playing toy cars. I never expected THIS to happen."

Stan and Kyle both knew that Cartman was being sarcastic, for he was always making fun or Stan for loving his girlfriend, Wendy, and making fun of Kyle, for being a Jew who's always a goodtooshoes. In the end, he comes to conclusion that Stan and Kyle are both gay for each other, even though they really weren't. He just liked to rip on them.

"Cartman, why are you so mean?" Stan asked.

"Yeah Cartman," Kyle added, "you're a horrible friend, fat boy."

"Ay, do not call me fat!" Cartman replied.

Stan and Kyle both gave an evil grin and together said the one word, "Fatso!"

"Stop it!"

"Cartman really, what are you doing here?" Stan asked.

"I'm totally bored, ya guys."

"Bored of you fat?" He began laughing with his best friend.

Cartman remained glaring, and crossed his arms while he tapped his foot.

"Ok, you can play with us," Stan said, still smiling evilly.

"Yeah, grab a car, fat boy," Kyle said, and began laughing again with Stan.

"You think I'm a horrible friend," said Cartman. "You're the ones who are making up lies about my weight."

Stan and Kyle looked at each other curiously. They still didn't get why Cartman was denying it.

All of a sudden, Stan's dog, Sparky, runs over and starts licking Stan's face. Stan started laughing and pets him.

"Dude, I wish I could have my own pet," said Kyle.

"Why, pets are stupid," said Cartman.

"Cartman, you have a cat and a pig."

"Well yeah, but that doesn't make them cool!"

"Hey, I'm gonna ask my mom if I can have a pet." And he walked off with Stan.

"Fine! I don't need you gaywads!" The fat boy started walking off with a glare.

Sometimes I have the best time with my friends. But sometimes I feel that we have nothing in common. I think that my friends are all stupid, and I'm the only smart one. And I hate animals. They don't. But I do. What have animals ever done for me? Nothing. Plane nothing. And what have my friends done for me? Nothing. But I like my life. Because life is funny. And if life weren't funny, what's the point.

End of Teaser Trailer...

In The Attack...

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