A/N: Based on an RP in December. Read & Review!
A young man with brown hair, white top, green jacket, blue pants, and brown boots was looking at the camera. "Welcome, I'm Don so we're gonna have to race around the world in order to win the 10 million dollars, 24 teams are gonna be participate in this season, this is the Toondonculus Race.
*Theme Song*
"The first twelve teams are on the bus right now, let's meet them," Don said. "Johnny and Anne Maria: The Cute Couple."
"I actually met Johnny during Cartoon Cartoon Island and me and him were made for each other." Anne Maria gushed.
"It was like a sign from Heaven above," Johnny smiled as he put his arm around Anne Maria. "And this is my angel."
Anne Maria giggled. "Oh, you~..."
"Welcome to the show." the host greeted.
"Hey, you're not Chris McLean." Johnny realized.
"No, I'm Don." the host replied.
"Oh, well." Anne Maria shrugged, and the two lovebirds then went over and stood by the white lines.
"Duncan and Abby: The Delinquent Siblings." Don introduced the next contestants.
"Abby and I are tough as nails," Duncan grinned as he came with his favorite sister. "We can handle anything!"
"So I've heard, I knew I could count on you guys." Don smiled to them.
"Not sure if I like this guy or not, but at least he's not Chris." Abby whispered.
"Totally." Duncan nodded in agreement as he left with his sister.
"I have to admit, it's nice to see siblings who don't argue with each other," Don said to the camera. "Next up are Danny and Jenny: The Freaks."
"So, Danny and I have a lot in common," Jenny smiled to her boyfriend. "Especially of what we are."
"Especially when I'm Da-I mean... On a diet..." Danny said before chuckling nervously.
"Just ignore him, Danny..." Jenny glared to Don for calling her and her boyfriend freaks.
"I'll show him later." Danny whispered to her.
Jenny chuckled and walked off with him.
"Maya and Miguel: The Santos Twins." Don introduced.
"So, I'm like a huge fan of Total Drama and my big brother Miguel agreed to go with me to this TV show," Maya beamed. "Who knows? Maybe you can get yourself a girlfriend."
"Maya!" Miguel moaned, blushing bright red.
"Oh, come on, don't you remember the last time I helped you with a girl?" Maya prompted.
"Yeah, but Andy liked that girl, remember and you meddled?" Miguel glared at his twin sister.
"Oh, yeah, that's right." Maya chuckled nervously.
"Jo and Justine: The Girlfriends." Don introduced.
"I don't care what people think," Justine giggled. "I'm in love with Jo, she's my true love and also my prince."
"I don't care what people think either." Jo agreed, putting her arm around Justine.
"Hot," Don smirked. "Alright, next is-" he then looked up to see a helicopter coming overhead. "What the!?"
"You can't make me go like this!" a high-pitched voice yelled.
"Down ya go!" a man's voice called.
Suddenly a familiar little girl was thrown off the helicopter.
"Isn't that Cindy?" Duncan asked in surprise.
"You too, young man!" the man from the helicopter said.
The boy then screamed as he fell with the girl.
"Isn't that Maxwell too?" Abby then asked.
Cindy took out a black wand with white tips and waved the air, zapping the ground.
There was an air mattress that landed in the middle of the ground and Cindy and Maxwell landed safely into it.
"YOU JUST LOST MY LIKE ON TOONFACE!" Cindy shook her fist at the flying helicopter.
"Welcome, Kid Couple," Don greeted. "Anyway, now we meet Dash and Kwan: The Jocks."
"Yeah, me and Kwan are gonna dominate those losers!" Dash laughed before looking to Justine and dashing to her. "Hubba Hubba! Hey, there, sweet cheeks."
"Oh, boy, not these guys..." Danny groaned.
Cindy was shuffling a deck of cards.
"Should we stop them?" Maxwell whispered.
"Hang on, I wanna try this out..." Cindy walked over to the jocks. "Excuse me..."
Dash and Kwan glared at her.
"A moment of your time... Please, pick a card..." Cindy showed her deck to them.
Dash scoffed, picking one of the cards and showed it to his friend. "Remember this, Kwan."
"Put it back." Cindy smirked.
Dash put the card back, then yelled out as a pink possum was now biting on his fingertips.
"Is that your card?" Cindy grinned evilly.
"No, it's not his card!" Kwan cried. "It's not his card!"
Dash ran around as the possum bit his hand.
"Anyway, give it up for our eighth team, Eddy and Double D: The Scammers." Don introduced.
"Me and Double D go way back," Eddy smiled. "We've been friends ever since we were babies."
"Toddlers..." Double D corrected. "You've known Ed since you were a baby."
"Don't ruin the moment!" Eddy scolded him. "Hey, Don, my man, where are the chicks?" he then saw Justine. "Whoa! Hello, there."
Jo stood in front of Justine, folding her arms.
"Oh, hey, Jo, you look well..." Eddy chuckled nervously.
"Hey there, Shrimpy," Jo glared. "Miss me?"
"Hey, I was just kidding for old time's sake." Eddy said before he fist bumped Jo, Justine, Duncan, Abby, and Cindy.
"Lee and May: The Evil Sisters." Don introduced.
"Kankers." Eddy gulped and hid behind Jo.
"Oh, it's the little munchkin..." Lee only glanced at Eddy.
"Aren't you gonna chase me?" Eddy asked.
"Nah, I'm over ya, I prefer someone else, like a man with his own set of wheels." Lee folded her arms.
"Oh, thank God." Eddy sounded relieved.
"Our tenth team is Fred and Daphne: The Mystery Solvers." Don introduced.
"Of course those two would come together." Duncan smirked with a knowing look.
"Look, Daph and I are just friends." Fred insisted.
"Denial is just a river in Egypt..." Cindy mumbled as she shuffled her deck of cards.
Daphne blushed in response.
*Confession Cam*
"Daphne and I are just friends, right, Daph?" Fred asked the redheaded girl.
"Huh? Oh, right... Just friends." Daphne nodded.
*Confession Ends*
"Brianna and Trent: The Cool Teens." Don introduced.
"Awesome, Bri's here!" Abby cheered.
Brianna saw her fellow Mystery Inc members and smirked.
"Don't even think about it..." Fred gave her a look.
Brianna giggled as she walked off with Trent.
There then came two girls who dressed identically, one was super skinny and one was chubby.
"We have a couple of Total Drama veterans with us today," Don introduced. "Katie and Sadie: the BFFFL's."
"Oh, my gosh, this is soooo great!" Katie beamed.
"I know, right?" Sadie squealed. "Eeeeeee!"
"Guh, that's great, just what we need." Jo groaned.
"Mike and June: The Best Friends." Don introduced.
Katie, Sadie, and Maya all looked at Mike lovingly.
"Maya, are you okay?" Miguel asked, worried about his twin sister.
Maya giggled, unable to respond.
Cindy sighed. "Here we go... Hey, Mike, I thought you had to train with Anui this season!"
"We only did half of the training, but she told me to go this season because something evil is going to happen." Mike replied.
Katie, Sadie, and Maya then suddenly surrounded Mike.
"Hi, I'm Katie!"
"I'm Sadie!"
"And I am Maya Santos, como estes?"
June stepped over. "Alright, break it up, let Mike breathe, sheesh! I knew this was gonna happen."
Eddy rolled his eyes. "I become Mike's boyfriend, every guy wants her and now every girl..." he grumbled under his breath.
The three girls giggled to Mike.
"Now our returning Ridonculousness Racers from last season; Jacques and Josee: The Ice Dancers." Don introduced.
"Aw, not those two, I hated those two!" Duncan growled.
Jacques looked nervous while Josee looked psychotically ready.
Cindy looked at Jacques, she then took out her phone, dialed a number, and put the phone to her ear. "Hey, it's me... Yeah... Turn on your TV right now... This guy looks just like Siegfried!"
"We're going to win this time!" Josee said. "And no one will stop us this time!"
"Our fifteenth team is Brit and Tiff: The Fashion Cousins." Don introduced.
"We're Krust Cousins!" Tiff corrected.
"Don't interfere, I like 'Fashion Cousins' much better." Brit smiled smugly.
"Oh, great, it's them..." Jenny rolled her eyes. "I don't know which is worse..."
"Oh, great, it's Robot Girl and her Boy Toy." Brit scoffed.
"Our sixteenth team are Ed and Dee Dee: The Dumb Blondes." Don introduced.
"Ed's actually a redhead..." Double D corrected once again.
"Butter toast!" Ed smiled as he took out two pieces of toast, one for him and one for Dee Dee.
"Thanks, Ed!" Dee Dee smiled and happily ate the other piece.
"Well, at least I don't have to worry about any stalkers..." Cindy chuckled.
"Or me." Maxwell agreed with a laugh.
"The seventeenth team is Dawn and Arnold: The Moonchildren," Don introduced until suddenly, his phone rang and he then answered it. "Yeah? ...What do you mean they weren't on the bus?! Where are they then?!"
"We're right behind you, sir." Dawn said.
Don yelped and looked over, glaring at the two cousins. "Don't do that."
"Sorry, but we like to make an entrance." Arnold smirked.
"Just get to the other side before I sue you..." Don narrowed his eyes at them.
Dawn and Arnold rolled their eyes and joined the others.
"Anyway," Don shuddered before introducing the next couple. "Our eighteenth team is Jade and Scott: The Country Teens."
"Yee-Haw!" Jade called as she hopped off the bus.
Scott smiled, joining his girlfriend.
"Hi, Jade!" Dee Dee hugged her older cousin. "Mom, Dad, and Dexter say hi!"
"Our nineteenth team are Ami and Yumi: The Rock Stars!" Don introduced.
"AMI AND YUMI!" Katie and Sadie squealed.
"Ow!" Ami held her ears, rubbing then and muttered in Japanese.
"Watch it!" Yumi warned the best friends.
"Sorry." Katie and Sadie giggled.
"Our twentieth team is Kevin and Nazz: The Evil Couple." Don introduced.
"Sledgehammer!" Cindy whispered.
The pink possum got off from Dash and scampered over to Cindy and hid up her sleeve. Cindy then shuffled her deck of cards with a rather evil giggle.
"You still do magic tricks?" Nazz scoffed, shoving Cindy, making her drop her cards. "How lame!"
"Lame my aching butt!" Cindy retorted as Maxwell helped her pick up her cards.
"Me and Kevin are gonna win this, right, Kev?" Nazz asked her boyfriend.
"Right!" Kevin smiled back.
"Our twenty-first team is Becky and Violet: The Childhood Friends." Don introduced.
Miguel looked at Becky Botsford lovingly.
"Hey, Miguel?" Maya tried to get her brother's attention.
Miguel kept his focus on Becky.
"MIIIIIIIGUEL!" Maya yelled to her twin.
"Huh? What? I'm awake..." Miguel 'woke up' then.
"What were you doing?" Maya asked.
"Uhh... Nothing?" Miguel replied.
"Our twenty-second team is Bart and Meg: The Odd Couple." Don introduced.
"What's odd about us!?" Meg folded her arms.
"Easy, babe, easy..." Bart soothed.
"The next people coming are odd!" Meg insisted. "This one blonde boy keeps drooling!"
"Did you say drooling blonde boy?" Cindy grew fearful.
"Yeah, why?" Meg asked her.
"Our twenty-third team is..." Don was about to announce.
"Please not let one of them be Steven Thaddeus, please not let one of them be Steven Thaddeus, please not let one of them be Steven Thaddeus..." Cindy begged.
"Steven Thaddeus and Elmyra Duff!" Don announced. "The Rich Dumbbells!"
"Oh, squeak me!" Cindy face-palmed.
"Hiiiii, Cindy!" Steve greeted.
Cindy squeaked and hid behind Maxwell.
"Our last team is... Connie and Gina: The Popular Girls." Don introduced the final team.
"Oh..." Meg frowned deeply.
Bart patted her on the back.
"Oh, my gosh, Connie, it's the Krust cousins!" Gina pointed to the fashion cousins that were already there.
"I see who it is..." Connie glared at her best friend rather rudely. "Hey, Griffin, have you gotten even more ugly?"
"Have you gotten more fat by the minute?" Meg retorted.
"Ooooohh, she just got told!" Abby laughed.
Connie was shocked that Meg said that.
Meg smirked and high-fived Bart. "Woo-Hoo!" they both then cheered.
*Confession Cam - The Popular Girls*
"I can't believe Griffin just said that." Connie said.
"I'm surprised that she made a comeback." Gina agreed.
*Confession Ends*
"Where do we need to travel?" Josee asked the host. "Jacques and I need to win first place."
"If you can, you hag." Abby scoffed.
"Well, I never!" Josee snarled to her.
"You should, it's real fun." Abby smirked darkly.
Duncan laughed at that with Abby.
"I hope there's some cute fuzzy heads!" Elmyra gushed as she hugged herself.
"Jacques, listen to me, we need to beat these losers, starting with the Deliquent Siblings." Josee said to her partner.
"Yes, Josee..." Jacques replied against his will.
"Maybe I should make those two disappear..." Cindy narrowed her eyes.
*Confession Cam*
"I've been working on magic tricks over the summer for an apprenticeship," Cindy explained as she showed vacation photos of her performing in Las Vegas. "One time, I came over to see Maxwell, but the rain was heavy, so the power went out and we couldn't play video games. So, I decided to try out my magic tricks and now I wanna be a magician!"
"She is pretty good." Maxwell had to admit.
Cindy took out a torch that was on fire and she opened her mouth, about to eat it.'
"Uh, why don't you save that one for later?" Maxwell smiled nervously.
Cindy shrugged and put the flame out in a glass of water.
*Confession Ends*
"Is that Cindy Butler trying to hide from me?" Steve grinned goofily as always. "Hiiiii, Cindy."
Cindy gulped. "H-H-Hi, Steve... You and Elmyra look good together..."
"I hope I get to see fuzzy things." Elmyra hoped.
"Hey there, Justine," Nazz sneered. "I hope you and your boy toy partner are ready to lose, because me and Kev are gonna win."
"When pigs fly." Justine mumbled under her breath.
"Oh, I didn't know Nazz's mom could fly!" Dee Dee giggled.
"QUIET!" Nazz snapped at her.
Ed and Dee Dee just laughed.
"You think we can do this?" Maxwell asked his girlfriend.
"I don't care whether we win or lose, just as long as we come out alive at the end..." Cindy said as she clutched her magic wand.
"Um, hola, Becky." Miguel came up to the girl he was secretly crushing on.
"Um... Hello there." Becky looked to the boy. "Uhh... I'm sorry, what's your name?"
"Miguel Santos." Miguel introduced himself.
"And I'm his loving and adorable twin sister, Maya!" the female twin stepped between her brother and Becky. "Hello there, it's so nice to meet you, say, you remind me of someone... Oh, what's her name again?"
"WordGirl?" Violet asked.
"Yeah, that's it!" Maya chimed.
"Oh, that's impossible..." Becky smiled nervously. "WordGirl's from Lexicon, I'm from Fair City."
"It's true." Violet came to her best friend's side and put her arm around Becky.
"Oh, if you're not too busy, maybe you could meet my brother, Miguel." Maya suggested.
"MAYA!" Miguel yelled out.
"Oh, Miguel, there you are, don't be rude, say hello!" Maya looked to her twin.
"Why don't you talk to Mike, she wants to talk to you!" Miguel said nervously.
"Really?!" Maya squealed.
"Yeah, go ahead, get out of here!" Miguel pushed his twin sister.
Maya giggled and ran off to find Mike right now.
"Sisters, huh?" Becky smirked with her arms folded. "I'd like to have a sister, instead I got TJ..."
"I'll trade you." Miguel offered.
Becky laughed at that a little. "Very funny."