Hey everyone! ;-D this is my very first story so I'm just going to start out with a one-shot to see if I can do this shiz. ADIDOS MI FRIENDS!!!!
BPOV
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Today Edward is on a hunting trip… Again! Oh my, I cant believe I'm having my period again and it always makes me moody. And when I say moody, I mean MOOOODY!!! When Alice came bye this morning she gave me my mail and snickered at something, I'd have to ask later when I wasn't so mad at the world. She literally flew out the door when I started opening my mail. "Bill, bill, bill, … what the crud?!?!" Why the heck do I have a letter from MIKE NEWTON!!!!!!!! I took the letter opener and opened it and what do I see?!?! A postcard type card with a picture of him on the front!!! SHIRTLESS!!!!!!!! On the other side was a poem! It read 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you! :^V "…". I was freakin' speechless!!! It couldn't get any WORSE!!! Yet I spoke too soon. On the bottom was ' 1-625-675-6737 call me if you need ANYTHING. luv, Mike' I was LIVID!!!! When was he going to give UP!!!!! When was he going to see that I was IN LOVE with Edward!!! I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind!!!!!! I called and he answered drowsily "hello, this is Mike". " Hi, this is Bella. I just got your letter and I have a poem for you, too." I lied icily. Wow… I must be really mad at him for him to believe that one. "really… great! I can't wait to hear it"!!! he said enthusiastically. "well it's comes off of yours but I'll just read the part" I said with false happiness." o.k." he answered quickly. " k, here I go", I started evily," The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty, and so is your THICK HEAD!!! I finished loudly, he was silent and I could picture him shaking in fear. HA HA!!! He freakin' deserved it so I continued. " HOW HARD IS IT TO COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT I LOVE EDWARD!!! NOT YOU!!!! SO JUST LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE!!!!" I screamed at him. I hung up the phone and continued the day as usual. When I finished me and Charlie's dinner I went to bed early and found Edward laying down on my bed. I laid down and snuggled into Edwards chest. He smelt beautiful… as always. "what'cha do today, Bella" he questioned. "Umm… I got my mail, scared Alice, and got mike out of our lives". he looked at me with a look so filled with gratitude that I couldn't think straight. Darn him and his dazzling abilities. Then we lived happily ever after… NOT!!! We still have a bunch of things to go through if the books are true. q:0 0:p
If you guys couldn't figure it out 625-675-6737 means MAJORLOSER! HAHAHAHA!!! I crack myself up. Kiesha-mi-ash out!