I do not own Harry Potter
So, old man, you think that "The Power The Dark Lord Knows Not" is love? Really? thats awesome, I know exactly what I have to do!
! later, at the undisclosed Death Eater Hideout !
'You fool! You took away my wand and think you have me at your mercy, but Dumbledore already told me what i need to beat you! Lets start off easy with an' "eyes meeting from across the room PUNCH!"
'Yeah, you liked that! well how about this?!' "Come over and ask your name KICK!"
'Are you feeling my love yet? Avadakewhatnow?! well lets see what we can do about that!' "Really? Green is my favourite color too SUPLEX!"
'Followed up with a' "Let me walk you home KEE DROP!"
'Oh, you are a tough one, looks like im going to have to bring out the heavy artillery!' "Ask if i can come in for coffee CANNON!"
'And to finish you off' "Happy Ending THRUST!" and as harry thrusts his hips towards Voldemort, a wave of power comes rushing out of his crotch, completely removing the Dark Lord from existence.