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HI- Japanese for when they are at Hogwarts
Hi - English for when they are at Hogwarts
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Zabuza's Pov
"Hey Zabuza!!" Kisame yelled from his spot in the middle of the training field.
"What." I asked quietly looking from the tree I was ready to lash at.
"Can you come help me here Haru is having another panic attack." Kisame yelled back to him.
I sighed putting my sword back on my back, going to help my fallen comrade.
I walked up to see a man of about sixteen with blue eyes, black hair with two silver
stripes one down either side, and a black out fit (you know that outfit Zabuza was wearing when he died think that with out the arm and leg warmers) lying on the ground in a panic.
"How did it happen?" I asked in a board tone.
"Tai touched him." Raiga replied.
I sighed again this always happened to poor Haru. Haru was one of the seven swords men of the mist when on the battle field he was a killing machine, but when he wasn't on the battle field he was a really shy guy that had a fear of women, not the 'I'm afraid to talk to girl's' fear but the 'There gonna kill me' fear. The worst part was no one knew why.
Tai on the other hand was also a member of the seven swords men of the mist, the only female member, and she was 100 bitch. Sometimes I thought she scared Haru on purpose.
"Its his fault for being a scared ass wimp." Tai replied green eyes glaring blond hair tied it a low pony-tail, wearing the same black outfit.
"Tai leave Haru alone." Yelled two blue haired boys together.
Ling and Ming the twins ,biggest pranksters in the world, fourteen years old, light blue eyes and matching hair wearing the same stupid black outfit the seven swords men were forced to wear.
"Make me you little shits." Tai yelled to them.
Not wanting to become apart of the argument I turned to Kisame, Raiga and Haru.
"Haru are you ok?" Kisame asked in concern.
"Stop…Kana….why….stop….please." Haru whispered to himself.
"Damned Tai." Raiga murmured to himself.
And again for the thousandth time today I sighed if there was one member he could not stand it was Tai.
That's when Zabuza herd an explosion and everything went black.
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Kisame's Pov
After feeling like I had been caught by a fishing line and pulled around by the stomach I woke just to see hundreds of kids in black robes in his face.
I jumped to his feet and took out Samehada.
Some of the kids screamed, and some pulled out weird sticks there were some elder people there and they all put out sticks to ready for an attack if need be.
I took this chance to look around he was in a big hall, with four tables lined next to each other and a table behind him were the elder people sat.
Looking down I saw my partners lying on the ground still motionless, Moved in front of them so as to protect them if need be.
"Where are we? What do you want with us?" I demanded.
Most of the people seemed to not understand me.
An old man walked to I with a twinkle in his eye, pointed his stick at I and murmured under his breath.
"What was that my boy." He asked with a smile on his face.
"Were are we?" I asked tightening his grip on Samehada. You had to be ready for any thing, any moment the old man could attack you with anything, and I knew nothing about fighting with sticks, but hey you couldn't be to careful.
"Why you are at Hogwarts my boy." The old man replied kindly.
"What the hell is that?" I asked clueless. Why the hell would they name a place after a pig with wart problems, its inhuman but I wasn't one to talk.
I heard some of the people gasp at the question. As if that was the most stupid thing in the world to ask.
"It is a school of Witch craft and Wizardry my boy." The old man replied again.
"Um….ok….how do I get back to the Mist Village?" I asked thinking the old guy was off his rocker. Who the hell wouldn't after some funny dressed guy told you there was a school that taught witch craft and wizardry and you were standing in it.
"Now were is that my boy?" The old man asked him looking somewhat puzzled.
"Ok this guy is really of his rocker." I thought. The Mist village was one of the five greatest shinobi villages of all time, its nearly impossible for you to have never heard of it.
"Um…in the water country." I replied.
The man looked puzzled for a moment and then replied.
"I'm sorry my boy but……no such country exist."
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Haru's Pov
I woke up to Kisame's yelling and looked up to see him talking to an old guy. I sat up slowly Kisame noticing and watching my every move.
I look around to see a lot a people staring at me, and ran to hide behind Kisame.
"Are you ok Haru?" Kisame asked me.
"Y-y-yea." I replied with a shaky voice.
Kisame turned back to the old man and started talking again.
"So how the hell are we going to get home?" Kisame asked.
I stop listening at this point already knowing the situation with that one sentence. I looked around to see even more people then I would like staring at us.
Some of my team mates were waking up. Zabuza was the first to wake up, then Raiga, then Tai, and finally Ling and Ming.
"What the hell?" Raiga asked looking around the room.
"Haru I see your ok." Tai sneered at me.
"Leave him alone Tai." Zabuza defended me.
"Dude." The twins both said at once looking around the room in awe.
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Harry's Pov
Harry Potter was very confused, one moment Neville was trying a new spell to turn things to water, then seven people shot out his wand, then one of them shouts in Japanese, now they are having an argument.
"This is your fault Ling, Ming." The woman yelled.
"How's it our fault?!" The twins 'Ling and Ming' shouted back.
"Its always your fault!" The woman yelled.
"SHUT UP!!" The man with the long brown hair yelled.
"You shut up Raiga!!" The woman yelled back.
"Look its no one's fault." Said the one with bandages around his mouth.
"Yes it is Zabuza, its Ling and Ming's." The woman yelled at him.
"Shut up Tai, your gonna give Haru another panic attack." The shark-man said.
"Not my fault he's a weakling." 'Tai' yelled.
"Tai I give up on you." 'Zabuza' said.
"I gave up on her a long time ago." Raiga replied throwing his hands in the air.
"I say we prank her." One of the twin's yelled.
I saw Fred and Gorge perk up at that. Obviously loving the idea of more people sharing there love for pranks, twins no less.
"I'm sanding right here shitheads." Tai yelled Ling and Ming.
"P-pl-pl-please c-calm d-d-d-down T-tai." Haru begged.
"I will not calm down!!" She yelled at him causing him to hide behind the blue man.
"If I may intrude…." Dumbledore started, "….Do you need a place to stay?"
"What was your first clue Sherlock?" Tai yelled.
"Leave the old guy alone Tai." Raiga came to Dumbledore's defense.
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(After an explanation and arrangement making)
"So we get to stay here while you find a way to get us home and all we have to do is guard a few kids?" Kisame asked.
"Yes my boy." Dumbledore answered.
"Deal!!" Both the twins shouted at once.
"Ok I'll get McGonagall get the sorting hat, we'll go to Diagonally tomorrow to receive your supplies." Dumbledore said walking away.
When he was gone Tai hit the twins heads together.
"You bakas now we'll be separated." Tai yelled.
"Raiga, Kisame, and I are to old for the sorting so we'll have to be guards always patrolling the grounds, but Haru, Tai, and the twins are sorting age so they'll have to be student guards, but there's a problem there are four houses your put in based on personality there's a chance that no one will be in Potters house, and to add to that Haru's extremely shy, Tai's a bitch, and the twins are baka's." Zabuza explained.
"Just great." Raiga said sarcastically.
"We'll be just fine." One of the twins yelled.
"Yea just fine." The other finished.
At the moment Dumbledore walked with a smile on his face.
"Ready to be sorted." He asked.
"Yes." Everyone replied walking to the Great hall.
As they entered threw the giant double doors all eyes were on them again. They walked slowly to the front of the hall also taking notice that there seemed to be two new groups of students.
They stopped before a stool with a hat on it.
"When I call your name you will sit on the stool and put this hat on." McGonagall said to the swords men (and woman).
"Haru." McGonagall called.
Haru took a nervous step towards the hat and quietly sat on the stool.
"Why hello there." The hat spoke to Haru politely making Haru jump.
"H-h-hello um….Hat-chan." Haru asked trying to be as polite to a talking hat on your head that you could be.
"You have a very interesting mind, yes strong, smart, kind, but not as brave as you need be, but just as brave as any Gryffindor or maybe Ravenclaw." The hat said.
"Oh you do me to much honor Hat-chan." Haru said to the Hat.
"Hmm lets see ….it better be….Gryffindor!" The hat shouted.
Haru just stood up with a shocked expression on his face as the Gryffindors jumped up and started cheering. Haru slowly put the hat back on the chair thanked it and walked to the Gryffindor table.
"Ling." McGonagall called.
Both the Twins ran to the stool, Ling sat down on the stool and Ming put the hat one his head.
"HA…..your just like the Wesley twins ….. I know were to put you …Gryffindor!" The hat shouted.
Ling Jumped up and Ming took his place, to say the least they both got Gryffindor and ran to the table and sat only to be met by Fred and Gorge.
"Tai." McGonagall called.
As so as the hat hit her head Tai was sent to Slytherin, and she slowly stomped to the table.
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Tai's Pov
I stomped to the Slytherin table and sat in a set next to a black haired girl (Patsy).
The next thing I know is some blond kid walked up to me with two guards following close behind him. I could tell I wouldn't like this kid, he had his nose so high in the hair if it rained he'd drown and never seen pain in his life.
"I'm Draco, Welcome to Slytherin." He said extending his hand.
I didn't take his hand, instead I looked over to the Gryffindor table, the twins were talking to….another pair of twins, and Haru was talking to our charge Harry Potter, some red head stuffing his face, and some brown haired….GIRL!?
"Pay attention when I'm talking to you." Draco said to me clearly angry that I forgot about him.
"Why should I." I replied to him, his guards gasped as if I did something unholy.
"My father will hear of this." He said to me.
"As if I care." I replied before he stomped off angry.
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At the Gryffindor table
The twins were having a conversation with the other twins, so Haru gust sat down beside them not really paying them any attention at all.
He looked around to see he sat next to his charge Harry Potter, across from a red head boy who sat next to a brown hair…girl.
"Hello, I'm Hermione Granger, Its nice to meet you." Hermione said to Haru.
Haru could feel the fear crawling threw him like bugs under his skin (thinking of Shino when I said that).
"H-h-h-hi I-I'm H-Haru." Haru said nervously.
"I'm Ron Wesley." Ron said before going back to his food, Hermione scolding him for doing so.
"And I'm Harry Potter." Harry said getting ready for the worst part of meeting someone, them worshiping him for beating the dark lord.
"Well its nice to meet you all." Haru said politely.
"Wait do you know who he is." Ron said pointing to Harry.
"Um…Harry." Haru replied kindly.
"Yes but he's Harry Potter he's famous haven't you ever heard of him." Ron asked.
"Um…n-no I-I h-h-haven't." Haru replied.
Harry looked at Haru in amassment, his whole life (since he was ten) he was praised for doing something he didn't even remember doing and now here's this man that never even heard of him.
"But-But he beat the you-know-who." Ron said wide eyed.
"Um…N-no I-I don't k-know who." Haru replied.
Ron sighed he had a lot of explaining to do.
At the staff table
Zabuza, Raiga, and Kisame had just took there seat at the staff table.
"So my friends why don't you tell us about your self's." Dumbledore asked.
The three swords men all looked at him in surprise.
"Well there's not much to say really." Kisame replied to the old man.
"Nonsense, Whats your home like, what are things you like, What's your family like?" McGonagall asked them.
The swords men just looked at each other and blinked. Then Raiga decided to answer her.
"Well….Our home is….war like….I personally hate it….but Ranmaru and I love the sunset on the ocean….. that's the only good thing about it." Raiga said looking far off.
Zabuza sighed (again) an answered the next question, "We are shinobi we are not aloud to have 'things we like', we are bonds of war, we are the tools that make our leaders and our land, To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace(1), we have no things we like.
Most of the teachers stared at Zabuza has if he stabbed them in the heart with a knife.
"OK…..well…as for the family…….the seven swords men of the mist are pretty much our own family…..we live in the same house…. Eat form the same fridge….we work together ……and we watch each others back…..no matter how much we hate each other." Kisame said looking from Zabuza to Raiga.
"B-but what about your blood family." McGonagall asked paling.
"Did I not just say we are from a land of war,….we have no blood family there all dead….they killed my father when he went mad, My mother died with a katana in her heart, Kisame's parents died burning to death, Raiga never knew his, no one knows Haru's, Tai's died being skinned alive, and the twins parents blew to bets in a building." Zabuza explained.
After that the teachers dropped the subject and sat in silence.
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Haru's Pov
I followed Fred and Gorge to the Gryffindor common room, I was in Fred and Gorge's year so I became there roommate and they took the liberty of showing me to the room.
"So Haru-" Fred began.
"Our-new friend-" Gorge continued.
"Why are you scared of girls?" They asked as we walked in to a room which would be our bedroom.
"Um……..That's personal." I replied to them.
"Hello there." a voice on the other side of the room said.
"My name is Wood and what are you carrying there." Wood said looking at my kunai holder.
"Oh …..j-just my weapons." I replied to Wood's question.
"Weapons…..WEAPONS." Wood shouted.
"Yea see." I said starting to pull them out.
I pulled out a few scrolls and unsealed them. I had a few sebon, some poisons, but I had to main weapons. My first one was a shakuhachi(2) it was made of metal and painted black with a silver dragon on it. My second weapon was twin Naginata(3)
They were painted the same as my shakuhachi.
"W-Why d-did y-you bring those here?" Wood tried to ask me calmly.
(I'm going to skip the boring part. Wood tries to take the weapons Fred and Gorge help Haru, Haru gets to keep the weapons end of this part of the chapter)
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Haru's Pov
It was the second day of being trap at Hogwarts and today Tai, Ling, Ming, and I are to go with someone named Trelawney (I know its normally Hagrid but I wanted to do something different.) and get our school supplies while Zabuza, Raiga, and Kisame stay and watch the castle.
I slowly made my way to the Great Hall sometime around seven o'clock to meet Dumbledore-sama so I could meet Trelawney and get the supplies needed for school.
When I entered the Great Hall Dumbledore was already there sitting at a table talking to….Tai. The twins weren't there yet.
I slowly walk down the long hallway to where they were. When I get there Dumbledore and Tai stare at me, I could feel myself getting nervous under there gaze so I take a seat next to Dumbledore.
"Haru my boy, How are you this fine morning?" Dumbledore asked me politely.
"F-fine." I say trying my best not to stutter.
"Weakling." I hear Tai whisper to herself.
When she said that it made my heart drop a little. I'm not weak, am I? I've been called weak all my life but with Tai it stung real bad.
I heard the door open and looked up to see Ling and Ming enter the Great Hall.
"Why hello-" Ling began.
"Everyone." Ming finished.
"How-"
"Are-"
"You?"
They asked in that twin way of talking.
"Shut the fuck up." Tai replied to them rudely.
"Why I doing well my boys, thank you for asking." Dumbledore replied to them.
"F-fine." I answered them.
"Stop that insane stuttering." Tai yelled slamming her fist on the table making a few of the dishes shake.
"I-I-I-I'm s-s-sorry T-Tai." I said to her feeling more fear rise in me.
"Now Tai." Ling said shaking his pointer finger at her.
After everything calmed down a tall women with really bushy hair, big bug like eyes, and big glasses, walked threw the door and straight to us.
"Dumbledore I'm here to take them." She said to the Head master.
Tai , the twins, and I stood up and followed her down the hall into a fire place and she use something called floo powder to get us to the place we were going to.
The twins talking to Trelawney took an liking to her and she soon became there favorite teacher. Tai hated her and I was scared of her.
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After getting our books, school robes, potions, wands, etc it was time for the best part PETS!!
Dumbledore wanted us to get pets for some reason and he said we can get any pet we wanted unlike most students.
We walked in to the store and Trelawney walked straight to a special sale on cats that could see into peoples souls.
I went over to the new born animals and browsed threw them. An known fact in the village about me was I loved animals. I saw a lot of animals I liked but I stopped at one animal that caught my eye.
It was a tiny wolf cub so small it could fit in the palm of my hand. It had white fur with a little silver here and there, it didn't have any teeth yet so it looked like it had to be bottle fed, and its eyes were a beautiful blue color. It had a little sky blue and lavender colored bow around its neck. It was what most girls would call adorable.
"Hello there." I greeted the wolf cub.
It greeted me by sneezing a cute little sneeze.
"AWW." I said to myself.
"You know that's a special wolf cub, no ones been able to bye it, but it seems to have taken a likening to you." Said a voice behind me.
I turned around to see a women I presumed was the owner.
"How much is she?" I asked.
"If you can pick her up then she's free." she said looking at me.
"Okay." I replied.
I opened the cage and put my hand in. The cub looked at it titled its head and blinked. It licked my hand before crawling into it and resting.
"Well I'll be damned." The owner said to herself.
I took out the cub and cuddled her in my arms and walked to the front desk.
"Well…I guess your going to need a bottle." She said to me.
"You said she was special." I somewhat asked her.
"Oh yea …well you see…when she gets older she'll be able to transform into a phoenix and back."
"Wow." I said to myself.
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Tai's Pov
When we came to the pet store I when straight to the 'Dangerous Animals' section and browsed for a while.
When I looked around I saw Trelawney had already gotten her cat and Haru had gotten …a 'cute' wolf cub, I couldn't help but role my eyes at that I mean he's a sixteen year old man.
I was about to give up on getting a pet when something caught my eye, It was a full grown female white tiger with emerald eyes, that were staring straight at me.
I extend my hand ready to pet it when a voice interrupted the task.
"NO, DON'T THAT TGER IS EXTRIMLY DANGEROUS IT WILL KILL YOU." A women shouted grabbing my hand.
Fuck you." I said snatching my hand away and petting the tiger, smiling when I heard it purr.
"I-I-it its not attacking you," the women I now presumed as the owner said.
"But it attacks everyone and its teeth can inject several different poisons and acids." She said looking from me to the tiger.
"How much." I ask.
"Its free if you promise to never let me see it again." she said.
"Deal." I said smiling to myself.
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Ling and Ming's Pov
Right when we walked into the pet store were ran around looking for pets. After a little while we both looked over our shoulders to see everyone else done.
"Figures Tai would get a tiger, get it Taiger." Ling said.
"Yep!!" Ming replied.
We looked threw the pet some more when we found two animals we liked.
They were two spider monkeys in the same cage they were both changing colors at random and were wearing little kimono's with the little hats. ( Think the monkey Jack in Pirates of the Caribbean Three at the beginning)
The owner came up two us and asked, "Ya wanna bye 'em boys?"
"Yes." We both replied at once.
"Ok but be careful they can turn you and others invisible." She warned them.
(Skip back to entering Hogwarts)
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Tai's Pov
We entered the castle and were greeted by Dumbledore, with that big stupid grandfather like smile.
"You're back I see." He said with a smile.
"Yea!!" One of the twins yelled.
"I see you have your things and your…pets." He said looking over all the pets.
"That's a powerful, nice looking tiger you have Tai. What's her Name?" He complemented and asked at the same time.
"Shika." I replied petting Shika's head.
He knotted at me and smiled before turning to Haru looking at the cub he had cradled in one arms with a little blanket around her making only her head show up. It was so cute it made me sick.
"AWW." Dumbledore said petting the cub with one of his fingers being rewarded a 'cute' little ….whine I guess?
"What's her name Haru?" Dumbledore asked.
"Yuki." Haru replied shyly, it almost made me sick how shy he was. And yet.
Dumbledore walked over to Ling and Ming and looked at there monkeys, I swear he almost laughed at them.
"What are there name's?" He asked.
"This one is Fun." Ling said pointing at his.
"And this one is Ny." Ming replied.
"And together they are FUNNY." They yelled together.
Yea I was going to be sick.
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Hi the next chapters will be longer and better
Just so you know this is Harry's fourth year.
1. "To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace." —Calgacus
2. Shakuhachi- The most unlikely samurai defensive weapon is a bamboo flute called a shakuhachi. Originally, this end-blown flute was used solely as a musical instrument. They made their flutes a ferocious clubbing weapon. I got the idea from a book my sister has it was a family diary of one of my family's slaves she was half black half Japanese (don't laugh about it it's true) anyway our great great grandfather past away and we found it in the basement. So I thought if Demyx from kk2 can control water with a sitar what could people in the Naruto world do with it if they added chakra.
3. Naginata- This spear consisted of a wooden shaft with a stout single-edged blade at the end that was slightly curved.
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