Harry Potter and Katekyo Hitman Reborn don't belong to me but I do have fun messing around with situations with me. Don't worry Lucky Moon in the Sky fans I'm still going with that one but I'm trying to see if I can work the story better instead of having it bleed all over the place.
This little story is to relieve my ache to write.
It's not mean to be taken too seriously.
A Bel box in Hogwarts
Chapter 1: Professor Fran
Harry Potter, 15 (currently), had been through many things in his life.
He fought his archenemy, Lord Voldemort, four times. He rescued his godfather, discovered a teacher of fraud twice, destroyed a teacher physically, fought a basilisk, seen a unicorn die, rode a hippogriff and made friends, best friends and enemies alike.
This is probably why he couldn't get over the new DADA co-teacher, Professor Fran, who had no last name and didn't bother to wear robes instead he wore a leather jacket with white bands on the arm.
Hermione, one of his best friends, confided to him later that she wasn't even sure he had proper education!
Although this assumption (probably true though) came from that day's lesson and a little bit from Hermione's jealousy due to his young age.
He was teaching them superhero poses as a practical lesson. What kind of teacher does that!
He was suspicious as hell and even Professor Umbridge, the other co-teacher of DADA (for the theory part), had trouble accepting him.
He was rude, his facial expressions (or lack of) never changed even doing the most embarrassing female poses, and the only person to truly accept him in the school was Professor Dumbledore.
That wasn't say much!
Harry would keep a close eye on the frog hat (sometime Professor Fran insisted was a frog and not a toad) wearing, green haired (that wasn't natural unless he was a Metamorphmagus, something Harry had trouble believing), deadpanned teacher.
'Ah. Mr Potter, stop staring like that. It looks like you're a secret pervert that wants to rape me...You look like the Gaylord and the pervert's lovechild,' said Professor Fran, stoic as ever and monotone as well. It was worse than Binns, the only ghost teacher that sent people to sleep.
That was another thing Harry couldn't take was the embarrassing insults and random references to anything.
This year was going to suck Harry thought with his cheeks steadily rising in colour.
Yeah I'm going to be picking on Harry a lot through this story and some of the characters are going to be a bit OOC but all done in the name of humour.