This is my first Q&A...Well, actually, my first fic in general. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Fox. I also do not own Shadow, for he is a fellow human being.
Super Q&A (Metalheads Approved)
Episode 1
The camera pans into a well-lighted stadium. On it, the Star Fox team was tied to chairs with blindfolds. A familiar shadow figure walks in, holding an ESPLTD Zombie Explorer guitar.
??: Take off the blindfolds.
Another shadowy figure walks in, wearing a soul reaper robe and carrying a Zanpakuto on his back. He removes the blindfolds. The team gasps at what they see.
Fox: Shadow!?
Shadow: Hello.
Krystal: What are you doing here?!
Shadow: I thought I'd help my friend out. He seems very eager after assisting me.
Falco: Assisting you with what?
Shadow chuckles ecilly.
Falco: Wait…No…
Star fox team: ANOTHER Q&A?!?!
??: YES!
The figure jumps out. He is revealed to be Metal. He is wearing baggy black jeans and a All Nightmare Long Metallica shirt. The entire stadium lights up, and he plays a short excerpt from All Night mare Long.
Fox: …Weren't you that Guitar Guy on Q&A Madness?
Metal: Yep.
Shadow: One of my more brilliant ideas.
Falco: Yeah, you're…Wait…It's on the tip of my tongue.
Metal: Starts with an M and ends with a fucking Etal!!
Peppy: …Mfuckingetal? That's not right…
Metal: It's Metal, you retards!!!
Star Fox team: …Oh, yeah…
Metal: …Boneheads…
Fox: If you think we'll stay for this retarded-
Metal pulls out a cell phone and throws it at Fox.
Fox: Ow!
Krystal: What was that for?! And why a cell phone?!
Metal: (In a stupid voice) 'Cause it was out of minutes.
Metal smiles and looks around the room. No one laughs.
Metal: …Screw you guys. I'll find someone with a better sense of humor.
Shadow: …I thought it was funny.
Metal: Really?!
Shadow: Yeah, I love slapstick.
Metal: Man it up!!
They high five, snap their fingers once, and make a low grunt.
Slippy: …Oh, I get it now!
Everyone but Metal and Slippy: …
Metal: …Really, Slippy?
Slippy: What?! I just got it.
Metal: Let's cut to commercial.
Commercial
Shadow is seen holding a bottle of brown mouthwash.
Shadow: Buy chocolate flavored mouthwash! It freshens your teeth, and tastes good, too! Buy it now…Also in white and dark chocolate!
Mysterious side effects announcer: Warning: Do not swallow. Side effects of swallowing may include, but are not limited to: Bloating, drowsiness, explosive diarrhea, and hallucinations. Do not use in the presence of tree huggers, as they will attack you for harming the environment by using this highly anti-environmental product.
Metal is mercilessly beating Slippy. He stops a second, then turns to Shadow.
Metal: Your turn.
Shadow: Prodigious.
He takes out an already lit cigarette.
Metal: Wait, you're not old enough to smoke!
Shadow: I borrowed this from Falco.
Falco: What…AH!! You stole my cigarette! I wasn't finished!
Shadow: Shut up. You'll get it back.
He burns the side of Slippy's face with the cigarette.
Shadow: I think that's good.
Metal: Yeah. Untie the others.
Shadow: 'Kay. Shadow Illusion!
Shadow becomes a blur of black as he zips behind each chair and cuts the ropes with his Zanpakuto.
Metal: …Well, that's all I got. …Um…It's a Q&A, so you know what to do!
Shadow: Come in with your questions! Let's see what this bitch can do in the war!
Metal: What did you call me?!
Shadow: A bitch.
Metal starts punching Shadow. Shadow draws his Zanpakuto, and Metal draws his guitar. He starts playing, and Shadow attacks and blocks the attacks.
Peppy: Déjà vu.
You know what to do! Come in with your questions! And tune next time for Super Q&A…Metalheads Approved.
Just like any other Q&A...Send in your questions. Or I'll hunt you down...without mercy, hunt you down all nightmare long. Okay, enough of the Metallica references. I also do not own any of the Metallica material or anything affiliated with them. I thought I should say that, because I'll be using A LOT of it. ...Meh. Now, press the little button. You know you want to. ...Good reviewer.